The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their
parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell
Their stories.
Little Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Carol. Aunt
Carol was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to
bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a
pistol and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't fall into
Enemy hands and then her parachute landed right in the middle of
twenty Enemy troops.
She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of
bullets, killed four more with the knife, 'til the blade broke and then
she killed the last one with her bare hands."
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral
Did your daddy teach you from that horrible story?"
"Stay the hell away from Aunt Carol when she's been drinking.
