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Charlie Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 9:27 AM EST
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Ok, lets come up with some great movie quotes, one liners, speeches, etc! Gotta change this board a little!

From Tombstone Val Kilmer to Billy Bob Thornton while talking to the Erps, "Oh, Johnny, I forgot all about you, you may go now"!

Bogey from Casablanca, "of all the gin joints in all the towns in the world, she walks into mine......."

Charlie
428cj Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 10:26 AM EST
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Grosse Pointe Blank: "no, no, no... a psychopath kills for no reason, I kill for money.... That didn't come out right..."
428cj Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 10:28 AM EST
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Unforgiven:

Hackman: "You just shot an unarmed man" Eastwood: "Well he should have armed himself"
nealep Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 10:30 AM EST
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Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry...

"Seeing as this is a .44 Magnum, and will blow your head clean off; you've got to ask yourself a question... 'Do I feel lucky?'" "Well, do ya punk?"

Neal
penzt8 Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 10:36 AM EST
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Excuse me while I whip this out

Blazing Saddles
elrico Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 10:42 AM EST
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From a more modern cult classic, Old School:

"Sometimes you think you found true love, and then you take the early plane home from San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded, like a go*dam* magic show ready to double team your girlfriend....." Luke Wilson's wedding toast to Will Farrell.
lofty1 Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 10:59 AM EST
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"Daaaaad, Bob broke your beer."

"No I didn't. Doug did."




One of my all time favs, Strange Brew.
GYPSY Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 11:17 AM EST
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Be advised, I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I could put a round through a fleas ass at 300 yards. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg mutt-face before I push yours in....Heartbreak Ridge
echo4alpha Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 11:23 AM EST
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"The only thing that'll beat you to the hospital, is the headlights on the ambulance." GySgt Highway
SteveS Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 11:24 AM EST
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"What we have here, is a failure to communicate"

Strother Martin in Cool Hand Luke
Charlie Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 11:32 AM EST
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"Hell boy, he ain't got nothin'"

"Sometimes nothin's a real cool hand"!

Cool Hand Luke

Charlie
SteveS Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 11:42 AM EST
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"Say hello to my little friend!"

Al Pacino in Scarface
lofty1 Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 11:45 AM EST
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"Oh my god. Oh my god."



Jenna Jameson in all of her movies. Now that's entertainment, damn it.
Cparker Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 12:07 PM EST
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"Cinderella boy, outta nowhere, a former greenskeeper now about to become the Master's champion." Spackler, in Caddyshack (Played by Bill Murray)
Sylance Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 12:16 PM EST
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Connor: We haven't really figured out a system to decide who.

Rocco: Me. I'm the guy. I know everyone. I know their habits, who they hang out with. I got phone numbers, addresses. I know who they're ****, I know where they live. We could kill EVERYONE.

Murphy: So what do you think?

Connor: I'm strangely comfortable with it.

/Boondock Saints/
Sylance Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 12:17 PM EST
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One more from the same movie only because it's very appropriate for today:

Connor: How far are we going to take this, Da?

Il Duce: The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far as is needed?

/Boondock Saints/
ferd6 Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 12:30 PM EST
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I'm sorry, Dave. (HAL9000 in 2001: A Space Odyssey)
HarleyDave Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 12:32 PM EST
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"I crap bigger than you! "

Curly Washburn
Seth Gekko Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 1:05 PM EST
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The entire "foot massage" conversation in Pulp Fiction. . .
Seth Gekko Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 1:10 PM EST
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Peachy! Why shouldn't I be? The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory



---that was, uh, Seth Gecko, From Dusk till Dawn. . .
xibbumbero Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 1:11 PM EST
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Whay all da white women at?
Blazing Saddles.

Here's...Johhnnny!
The Shinning.

Okay..I'll Ride into town and tell em...OUCH...Gotcha.

Blazing Saddles.

X


EI Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 1:22 PM EST
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"Fill your hand you sonofabitch"
John Wayne True Grit
grond Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 1:23 PM EST
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"Think of your secretary!"
Harvey to Mel as he's trying to put the pen in the inkwell.

Blazing Saddles
uncleb Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 1:34 PM EST
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Dr. Evil: Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers
Scott Evil: What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?
Dr. Evil: I have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.

[Dr. Evil has left Austin and Vanessa to their doom.]
Scott Evil: Wait, aren't you even going to watch them? They could get away!
Dr. Evil: No, no, no. I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying. I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. ...What?
thurson Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 2:32 PM EST
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General "Buck" Turgidson (George C. Scott): Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.
Major T. J. "King" Kong (Slim Pickens): Stay on the bomb run, boys! I'm gonna get them doors open if it harelips ever'body on Bear Creek!

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
BeatDragon Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 2:44 PM EST
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Well wadda ya expect. All we got on this team is a bunch of J*&^, S#@*&, N*&^%, panzies and a booger eating moron...

Tanner Boyle
thurson Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 2:56 PM EST
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I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.

Warden Samuel Norton
eh3856 Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 3:01 PM EST
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"get busy living or get busy dying"..Shawshank redemtion

"More beans Mr Taggart" "No I beleive you've had enough"...Blazing saddles
calavera Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 3:30 PM EST
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You gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?

Josie Wales

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Rowdy Roddy Piper in They Live

I get the feeling she's cheating on me.

Yeah man, I get that feeling too.

Office Space

J
SteveS Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 6:33 PM EST
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"Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads, and I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State"

Chevy Chase in Fletch
JonR Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 6:37 PM EST
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Pulp Fiction

" You say what one more time and I'm going to shoot you !"

"What?!"


JonR
gerilynnwood6680 Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 8:11 PM EST
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" sh** man, i told the chaplain i like it here. the only thing you gotta worry about is dying. if that happens, you won't know it anyway so what the f#*@."

bunny from "platoon".
thurson Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, Sep 9 2004, 10:31 PM EST
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Hotlips O'Houlihan : Oh my God! They've shot him.

Colonel Blake : Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop. It's the end of the quarter.
CaribbeanSoul Offline
#34 Posted: Fri, Sep 10 2004, 6:03 AM EST
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BEAUTIFUL GIRLS-
Kev : No Sambuca today, Darian?
Darian : It's five o'clock in the morning.
Kev : Does that make it too early or too late?

DEVIL'S ADVOCATE-
John Milton : Guilt is like a bag of ****' bricks. All ya gotta do is set it down.

FOUR ROOMS-
Ted the Bellhop : Problem? I haven't got a problem. I've got **** problems. Plural.

THE REF-
Lloyd : You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.
maxelrod Offline
#35 Posted: Fri, Sep 10 2004, 6:48 AM EST
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And then there was the strawberry incident. They were all against me then.

nealep Offline
#36 Posted: Fri, Sep 10 2004, 6:58 AM EST
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69 is devine...

69 is devine...

Cheereleaders during football game in M.A.S.H.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#37 Posted: Fri, Sep 10 2004, 7:11 AM EST
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from b movies

ARE THERE ANY MORE AT HOME LIKE YOU?

THE WATER TASTED SO GOOD, SHE JUMPED DOWN THE WELL.

IF YOU WERE ANY MORE DECKED OUT, THEY WOULD BUILD
A THEME PARK AROUND YOU.

YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT WAS SPELLED IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

YOUR ALL WET.

GO PEDDLE YOUR PAPERS.

THIS JOINT'S ALL WASHED UP.

Charlie Offline
#38 Posted: Fri, Sep 10 2004, 7:16 AM EST
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From "In and Out"

"Is everybody gay"?

"You've had a bad day, excuse me..................."!

Charlie
CaribbeanSoul Offline
#39 Posted: Fri, Sep 10 2004, 7:35 AM EST
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And the GREATEST movie quote of all time....
BULL DURHAM-

Crash Davis : Well, I believe in the soul, the ****, the ****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
BeatDragon Offline
#40 Posted: Fri, Sep 10 2004, 7:52 AM EST
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THEY KILLED FRITZ!

THEY KILLED FRITZ!!

THOSE DIRTY YELLOW BELLIED BASTARDS!!!
Charlie Offline
#41 Posted: Fri, Sep 10 2004, 8:00 AM EST
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A few lesser quotes from the movie Godfather:

"Leave the gun, take the cannole"!

"May their first child be a masculine child"!

"What's wrong with you Santino? Never let them know what you are thinking"!

Charlie
cromah Offline
#42 Posted: Fri, Sep 10 2004, 8:38 AM EST
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Some from Office Space:

Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: D@mn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter: Good point.

Bob: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter: Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been *missing* it, Bob.


Peter: It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care.
uncleb Offline
#43 Posted: Fri, Sep 10 2004, 9:13 AM EST
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Ray Kinsella: This is my corn. You people are guests in my corn.

Terence Mann: Oh my God.
Ray Kinsella : What?
Terence Mann : You're from the Sixties.

[Archie's at bat and is almost hit by the pitcher's throws, twice]
Archie Graham : Hey ump, how 'bout a warning?
Clean-shaven Umpire : Sure, kid. Watch out you don't get killed.

Terence Mann: "Ray, people will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's only $20 per person. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come."
SteveS Offline
#44 Posted: Fri, Sep 10 2004, 10:34 AM EST
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Interestingly enough, people HAVE come ... to the somewhat remote Iowa site where the movie was filmed ... Terrence Mann was right
Charlie Offline
#45 Posted: Fri, Sep 10 2004, 12:15 PM EST
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That quote by Terrance Mann (James Earl Jones) is one of my all time favorite quotes from any movie!

In fact Field of Dreams is one of the greatest movies of all time!

Charlie
Messier11 Offline
#46 Posted: Fri, Sep 10 2004, 12:27 PM EST
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The following is not a political statement. (although there are probably a few who will view it as such.) It is simply a reply to this thread. Heh Heh

"Where in the hell are you from anyway private?

Sir, Texas sir!

Holy dog****! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas Private Cowboy and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down."
Charlie Offline
#47 Posted: Fri, Sep 10 2004, 12:27 PM EST
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"I won't be wrong, I won't be insulted, I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to others and I require the same of them" John Wayne as J. B. Books from The Shootist!

Charlie
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#48 Posted: Fri, Sep 10 2004, 12:46 PM EST
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Charlie,

Field of Dreams is one my top 5 favorite movies oa all time. Have you seen the newly released DVD? There is a cool extra that has Kevin Costner inviting Johnny Bench, Brett Saberhagen and another former major leaguer who's name I can't recall right now talking about the movie after they watched it at Costners house. Some other great extra's also. If you are interested, I can make you a copy. If so, email me at

bdneeley_091960
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Charlie Offline
#49 Posted: Fri, Sep 10 2004, 1:49 PM EST
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email sent!

Charlie

"Ray says he's been hearing voices"!
uncleb Offline
#50 Posted: Fri, Sep 10 2004, 9:15 PM EST
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Charlie,

Did not get the email. Post your's and I will email you.

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