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The Centipede
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NeWcS Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Sep 30 2004, 8:20 AM EST
Joined: 07-20-2004
Posts: 64
A guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged bug),
which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back
home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by
taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with
me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him
again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a
few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against
the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to
Frank's place and have a drink with me?"

A little voice came out of the box:

"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my f*ing shoes!!!"
usahog Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Sep 30 2004, 8:40 AM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
In case you missed the question on the other thread??

NeWcS, how old are you?? you act younger then my 15 yr old... my guess is your around 18 possibly??

Hog

NeWcS Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Sep 30 2004, 8:56 AM EST
Joined: 07-20-2004
Posts: 64
Oh, I didnt know it was a real question. I thought you were making a statement.

Im old enough, Im old enough to be your 15yr olds Dad.
pabloescabar Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Sep 30 2004, 9:01 AM EST
Joined: 02-25-2005
Posts: 30,183
sugar daddy...
usahog Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Sep 30 2004, 9:06 AM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
"Oh, I didnt know it was a real question. I thought you were making a statement.
Im old enough, Im old enough to be your 15yr olds Dad."

Typical Democrat way of avoiding the question ;0)


Hog
NeWcS Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Sep 30 2004, 9:30 AM EST
Joined: 07-20-2004
Posts: 64
Typical republican.....an A$$-Hole!!!!


:-)
usahog Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Sep 30 2004, 9:37 AM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
LMAO.... I'll add that one to my collection and I'm still waiting on your answer??

Hog
plabonte Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Sep 30 2004, 9:40 AM EST
Joined: 09-11-2000
Posts: 2,131
Hey newcs,

As a favor do you think you could keep the swearing down to a minimum? Thanks.
428cj Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Sep 30 2004, 9:57 AM EST
Joined: 04-26-2003
Posts: 741
So Hog, are we starting an age pool here? If so I'm in for oh, let's see...... maybe 11 years old. A fairly well-versed 11 year old, but still an 11 year old.
pabloescabar Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Sep 30 2004, 3:45 PM EST
Joined: 02-25-2005
Posts: 30,183
I think he's 16 going on 21 know's everything been smok'n for 20 years and has to many shoe's and not enough hat's...
snowwolf777 Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Oct 1 2004, 4:52 AM EST
Joined: 06-03-2000
Posts: 4,082
And his socks are too loose.
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