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mikecook Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 09-10-2004
Posts: 300
Just received this from an old college buddy who's lawyerin' on the Hill... He can't resist the occasional poke!
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FW: Politicians who served/did not serve in the Armed Forces

Do You See A Pattern Here?

Democrats
* Richard Gephardt: Air National Guard, 1965-71.
* David Bonior: Staff Sgt., Air Force 1968-72.
* Tom Daschle: 1st Lt., Air Force SAC 1969-72.
* Al Gore: enlisted Aug. 1969; sent to Vietnam Jan. 1971 as an army journalist in 20th Engineer Brigade.
* Bob Kerrey: Lt. j.g. Navy 1966-69; Medal of Honor, Vietnam.
* Daniel Inouye: Army 1943-47; Medal of Honor, WWII.
* John Kerry: Lt., Navy 1966-70; Silver Star, Bronze Star with Combat V, 3 Purple Hearts.
* Charles Rangel: Staff Sgt., Army 1948-52; Bronze Star, Korea.
* Max Cleland: Captain, Army 1965-68; Silver Star & Bronze Star, Vietnam.
* Ted Kennedy: Army, 1951-53.
* Tom Harkin: Lt., Navy, 1962-67; Naval Reserve, 1968-74.
* Jack Reed: Army Ranger, 1971-1979; Captain, Army Reserve 1979-91.
* Fritz Hollings: Army officer in WWII; Bronze Star and seven campaign ribbons.
* Leonard Boswell: Lt. Col., Army 1956-76; Vietnam, DFCs, Bronze Stars, and Soldier's Medal.
* Pete Peterson: Air Force Captain, POW. Purple Heart, Silver Star and Legion of Merit.
* Mike Thompson: Staff sergeant, 173rd Airborne, Purple Heart.
* Bill McBride: Candidate for Fla. Governor. Marine in Vietnam; Bronze Star with Combat V.
* Gray Davis: Army Captain in Vietnam, Bronze Star.
* Pete Stark: Air Force 1955-57
* Chuck Robb: Vietnam
* Howell Heflin: Silver Star
* George McGovern: Silver Star & DFC during WWII.
* Bill Clinton: Did not serve. Student deferments. Entered draft but received #311.
* Jimmy Carter: Seven years in the Navy.
* Walter Mondale: Army 1951-1953
* John Glenn: WWII and Korea; six DFCs and Air Medal with 18 Clusters.
* Tom Lantos: Served in Hungarian underground in WWII. Saved by Raoul Wallenberg.



Republicans
* ****** Cheney: did not serve. Several deferments, the last by marriage.
* Dennis Hastert: did not serve.
* Tom Delay: did not serve.
* Roy Blunt: did not serve.
* Bill Frist: did not serve.
* Mitch McConnell: did not serve.
* Rick Santorum: did not serve.
* Trent Lott: did not serve.
* John Ashcroft: did not serve. Seven deferments to teach business.
* Jeb Bush: did not serve.
* Karl Rove: did not serve.
* Saxby Chambliss: did not serve. "Bad knee." The man who attacked Max Cleland's patriotism.
* Paul Wolfowitz: did not serve.
* Vin Weber: did not serve.
* Richard Perle: did not serve.
* Douglas Feith: did not serve.
* Eliot Abrams: did not serve.
* Richard Shelby: did not serve.
* Jon! Kyl: did not serve.
* Tim Hutchison: did not serve.
* Christopher Cox: did not serve.
* Newt Gingrich: did not serve.
* Don Rumsfeld: served in Navy (1954-57) as flight instructor.
* George W. Bush: failed to complete his six-year National Guard; got assigned to Alabama so he could campaign for family friend running for U.S. Senate; failed to show up for required medical exam, disappeared from duty.
* Ronald Reagan: due to poor eyesight, served in a non-combat role making movies.
* B-1 Bob Dornan: Consciously enlisted after fighting was over in Korea.
* Phil Gramm: did not serve.
* John McCain: Silver Star, Bronze Star, Legion of Merit, Purple Heart and Distinguished Flying Cross.
* Dana Rohrabacher: did not serve.
* John M. McHugh: did not serve.
* JC Watts: did not serve.
* Jack Kemp: did not serve. "Knee problem," although continued in NFL for 8 years.
* Dan Quayle: Journalism unit of the Indiana National Guard.
* Rudy Giuliani: did not serve.
* George Pataki: did not serve.
* Spencer Abraham: did not serve.
* John Engler: did not serve.
* Lindsey Graham: National Guard lawyer.
* Arnold Schwarzenegger: AWOL from Austrian army base.


Pundits & Preachers
* Sean Hannity: did not serve.
* Rush Limbaugh: did not serve (4-F with a 'pilonidal cyst.')
* Bill O'Reilly: did not serve.
* Michael Savage: did not serve.
* George Will: did not serve.
* Chris Matthews: did not serve.
* Paul Gigot: did not serve.
* Bill Bennett: did not serve.
* Pat Buchanan: did not serve.
* John Wayne: did not serve.
* Bill Kristol: did not serve.
* Kenneth Starr: did not serve.
* Antonin Scalia: did not serve.
* Clarence Thomas: did not serve.
* Ralph Reed: did not serve.
* Michael Medved: did not serve.
* Charlie Daniels: did not serve.
* Ted Nugent: did not serve. (He only shoots at things that don't shoot back.)

RICKAMAVEN Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
you have posted a fine list which will be ignored by the bush lovers who cannot extrapolate.
























extrapolate
To infer or estimate by extending or projecting known information. 2. Mathematics. To estimate (a value of a variable outside a known range) from values within a known range by assuming that the estimated value follows logically from the known values.
bassdude Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2004
Posts: 8,871
This appears to be a very hand picked list. I see many Republicans omitted that did serve and many Dems who did not are left off.

Why must everything be biased for Rick to agree with it?
JonR Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 02-19-2002
Posts: 9,740
Yo mikecook:

That list has been posted on this board at least 3 times.

Let me ask you a question. Who do you think would be the biggest ****: a military person who doesn't show up for his military duty (excused or not) or a military person who shows up and causes major disruptions, receives numorous article fifteens ( which he brags about) and then purposely screws up his Commanding Officers personal records causing not only the Commanding Officer but the Officers family alot of grief and hardships.

I await your reply.

JonR

PMoreno349 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 07-05-2002
Posts: 665
JonR, what you have described is an irresponsible person, who shirks his duties, and another person who is not afraid to take the bull by the balls and shake them to do what is right.
mikecook Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 09-10-2004
Posts: 300
er...

would they be asswipes of equal proportions?
JonR Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 02-19-2002
Posts: 9,740
Yo PMoreno349:

Your statement:

"JonR, what you have described is an irresponsible person, who shirks his duties, and another person who is not afraid to take the bull by the balls and shake them to do what is right."

My retort:

It seems to me anyone who would grab a bulls balls has a serious bull fetish and would be better off looking for a safer way of releasing his pent up sexual emotions, unless that is his job to collect sperm for mating purposes.

JonR
JonR Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 02-19-2002
Posts: 9,740
Yo mikecook:

Your answer:

"er...

would they be asswipes of equal proportions?"

My reply:

I would say if a person had a "valid excuse" for missing his duty he would be an honorable person. The other is definitely an **** of major proportions.

JonR
Charlie Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
Rickie

I am impressed that you not only spelled extrapolate correctly, but you actually knew what it meant!

Left off:
Robert Dole, Real War Hero from WWII
Audie Murphy, most decorated soldier in US Army history.
George H. W. Bush, WWII Naval Aviator, combat in Pacific!
Jimmy Stewart-USAF Bomber Pilot

I am sure there are a lot more, but those three are largely overlooked

Charlie
usahog Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
LMAO @ mikecook & Rick...

what Charlie and Bass said....

Hog
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