>>NAME: John Kerry
>>
>>RESIDENCE:
>>7 mansions, including one in Washington DC, worth multi-millions.
>>I served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>EXPERIENCE:
>>Law Enforcement. In my career as a U.S. Senator, I've voted to cut
>>every law enforcement, CIA, and Defense bill. I ordered the city
>>of Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby
>>endangering my neighbors in the event of fire. I served in Vietnam
>>(four months).
>>
>>MILITARY:
>>I served in Vietnam (four months). I used three minor injuries to
>>get an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam (as
>>documented by the attending doctor). I ! served in Vietnam (four
>>months). I then returned to the U.S., joined Jane Fonda in
>>protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming
>>they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I served in
>>Vietnam (four months). I threw my medals, ribbons, or something
>>away in protest. Or did I? My book "Vietnam Veterans Against the
>>War: The New Soldier", shows how I truly feel about the military.
>>I served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>COLLEGE:
>>I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my
>>counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get
>>admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A
>>
>>PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
>>After College and Vietnam, I ran for the U.S. Congress and have
>>been there ever since. I have no real world experience except
>>marrying very rich women and running their companies vicariously
>>through them. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
>>As a U.S. Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting
>>record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have
>>consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting
>>against their budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend
>>itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and
>>refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for every liberal
>>piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I
>>intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected. I served in
>>Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that
>>he will never catch up. I make little or no charitable
>>contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess
>>taxes in Massachusetts, despite family wealth in excess of $ 700
>>million. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in
>>places like Asia, Mexico and Europe.&n! bsp; We can make more
>>profit from the cheaper cost of labor in those Countries, although
>>I blame George Bush for sending all of the other jobs out of
>>Country. I served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted
>>Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard
>>as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts.
>> I served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
>>None. However, I served in Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>PERSONAL:
>>I practice my Catholic faith whenever cameras are present. I ride a
>>Serotta Bike. I love to ski/snowboard. I call my Gulfstream V Jet
>>the "Flying Squirrel". I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin
>>diesel yacht the "Scarmouche".
>>
>>I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real
>>culture.
>>
>>I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket
>>summer mansion, though I am against! large, polluting, inefficient
>>vehicles and blame George Bush for our energy problems. I served in
>>Vietnam (four months).
>>
>>PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.