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usahog Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Oct 22 2004, 12:04 PM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
A dog had followed his owner to school. His owner was fourth grader at a public elementary school. However, when the bell rang, the dog sidled inside the building and made it all the way to the child's classroom before a teacher noticed and shooed him outside, closing the door behind him. The dog sat down, whimpered and stared at the closed doors. Then

God appeared beside the dog, patted his head, and said, "Don't feel bad fella' ....they won't let ME in
either."

nealep Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Oct 22 2004, 12:16 PM EST
Joined: 07-14-2004
Posts: 519
Russ...

I've heard the same said about some churches.

Neal
usahog Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Oct 22 2004, 12:21 PM EST
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yea I have too...

we're livin in some sad times...

Hog
billyjackson Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Oct 22 2004, 1:22 PM EST
Joined: 08-19-2002
Posts: 2,860
Hog,

It seems like I could make quite a hobby out of disagreeing with you. But I don't guess you need any other antagonists.
usahog Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Oct 22 2004, 1:39 PM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
aw hell billy... I enjoy discussions with you...

hows class coming along?

Hog
billyjackson Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Oct 22 2004, 1:46 PM EST
Joined: 08-19-2002
Posts: 2,860
I'm in a damn medical vocabulary class as a prereq for radiology. I'm 30, BS in Communications, Math Teaching Certificate, 2 years of Seminary....and retired from books!!!!

Needless to say, I've been in higher level learning environments most of my days....to be at a community college where people are having trouble with vocabulary quizzes is new to me....but i'm looking forward to taking xrays and making some cigar money!!!!
bloody spaniard Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Oct 22 2004, 4:57 PM EST
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
"2 years of Seminary"???????
I could be wrong but I thought that you didn't like people quoting the bible?

Technicians in Radiology do quite well. Good luck, Billy.
billyjackson Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Oct 22 2004, 5:22 PM EST
Joined: 08-19-2002
Posts: 2,860
bloody....

That's why it was 2 years and not the 3 years it takes to finish. I don't exactly fit in anymore.
Cigarick Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Oct 22 2004, 5:45 PM EST
Joined: 07-28-2002
Posts: 3,078
School: facts.

Home: religion.
adroomi Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Oct 22 2004, 9:38 PM EST
Joined: 05-10-2002
Posts: 10,143
Cigarick......four words and you win. Anybody care to make an attempt at a counterpoint?
bloody spaniard Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Oct 23 2004, 6:58 AM EST
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Posts: 43,802
Hmmmmmmm.

10 Commandments = Peace on Earth/Eternity in Heaven
JonR Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Oct 23 2004, 8:57 AM EST
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Posts: 9,740
School: sex/drugs/guns

Home: drugs/music/guns

JonR
EI Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Oct 23 2004, 12:07 PM EST
Joined: 06-29-2002
Posts: 5,069
School: Liberal

Home: Conservative
lofty1 Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, Oct 25 2004, 7:39 AM EST
Joined: 06-07-2004
Posts: 4,670
School: Liberal

Home: Conservative





bingo! only problem is, some homes are getting too much influence from the school.
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