Sorry if this has been posted already...
> This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!!
>
> This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the
> audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever
> had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There
> absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
>
> She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had
> taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no
> overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met
> before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were
> headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the
> mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not
> have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from
> anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion
> suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
>
> Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
> point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee
> beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They
> stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants
> down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have
> good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to
> steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching
> for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from
> peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite
> the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing
> however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
>
> As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her
> buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of
> tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she
> attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly
> apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
> Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her
> date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that
> indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some
> assistance"!
>
> He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
> and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
> laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
> compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as
> hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real
> problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly
> cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had
> gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly
> realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she
> looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his
> pants and pee her butt off the fender.
>
> As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down... or
> perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date
> was embarrassing.
>
> Jay Leno's comment - - - - This gives a whole new meaning to
> being "pissed off".
