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A Cigar Review-SO MANY FLAVORS! WHOA!
Bluedevil Offline
#51 Posted:
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LMFAO
How did I miss this one in Feb.?????
fishinguitarman Offline
#52 Posted:
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52!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fishinguitarman Offline
#53 Posted:
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53!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JVH Offline
#54 Posted:
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What was it!
fishinguitarman Offline
#55 Posted:
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I don't know! The band caught on fire!
Stevo8785 Offline
#56 Posted:
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Um.. all those flavors.. I think I threw up a little in my mouth.
tribe77mac Offline
#57 Posted:
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LMAO! very well done FGM.

I could almost smell the bottom of the garbage disposal at my first dishwashing job.

Maybe it was aged between the folds of a garbage truck seat = did the sanitation engineer gift that one to you?
fishinguitarman Offline
#58 Posted:
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I found it in an old fridge
patrickh44231 Offline
#59 Posted:
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your not suposed to smoke the acid fruit-rollups
Drew Estate Junkie Offline
#60 Posted:
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Sometimes I read reviews and think... WTF are they smoking a granola bar!
fishinguitarman Offline
#61 Posted:
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with strawberries!
delarob Offline
#62 Posted:
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After rethinking my reply of 10 months ago;

a. It could not be a PI. You said you smoked it to the band which is not possible with those turd sticks.

b. It could be a Relic especially if you purchased the other half of the floor clippings they sent to me.

c. Were you drinking or taking prescription meds? If so, it's quite possible you reached into the fridge instead of your humi and smoked a stalk of celery. Which by the way is slightly more palatable than the PI.
fishinguitarman Offline
#63 Posted:
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Thanks for the suggestion. The celery was fantastic!
Runswithscissors Offline
#64 Posted:
Joined: 12-13-2006
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Tears of joy....(sniff).
Until I found this forum & this thread I thought there was something wrong with me. I've spent thousands persuing these fanciful flavors, only to be dissapointed with the common taste of lush tobacco.
(although, oddly, I do sometimes get a taste I can only identify as braunswieger which is quite pleasant). Finaly I can admit that Cuba Libre is a great, consistant cigar that fulfills all my needs, and stop all this frenzied fruitless search for, er, fruit flavored cigars.
fishinguitarman Offline
#65 Posted:
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Glad we could help
fishinguitarman Offline
#66 Posted:
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One of my better reviews....
nickatnite Offline
#67 Posted:
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FGM...^ With all the above being said...Sounds like you were smoking one of those bubble gum cigars.
fishinguitarman Offline
#68 Posted:
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Maybe that's what melted and got all in my mustache
bowling4puros Offline
#69 Posted:
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Do I detect a slight hint of Gravy in this PAM?
fishinguitarman Offline
#70 Posted:
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White or brown gravy?
fishinguitarman Offline
#71 Posted:
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Topped for Papa...


And I can't find my multitool...
prof t Offline
#72 Posted:
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Smoking Acid?
fishinguitarman Offline
#73 Posted:
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Not now....
Whistlebritches Offline
#74 Posted:
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FGM

Are you saying you have the pallette of a billy goat???If so I recommend a pipe filled with aluminum shavings from Budweiser cans........you should be able to taste the aluminum very easily.


Ron
fishinguitarman Offline
#75 Posted:
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Whistlebritches wrote:
FGM

Are you saying you have the pallette of a billy goat???If so I recommend a pipe filled with aluminum shavings from Budweiser cans........you should be able to taste the aluminum very easily.


Ron







Will it take a triple jet to melt it?
Stinkdyr Offline
#76 Posted:
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Hey FGM, were the brussel sprouts sauteed or boiled?


Herfing
fishinguitarman Offline
#77 Posted:
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Must of been boiled cause they sucked....
fishinguitarman Offline
#78 Posted:
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Mmmmmm...Cantalope
BDS12 Offline
#79 Posted:
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Thanks for clearing that all up , thought it was just me
fishinguitarman Offline
#80 Posted:
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BDS12 wrote:
Thanks for clearing that all up , thought it was just me





Hey...you posted that on my anniversery!
Peoria Perfecto Purveyor Offline
#81 Posted:
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If I say it once ... I will say it 100 times

All cigars taste like tobacco
BDS12 Offline
#82 Posted:
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fishinguitarman wrote:
Hey...you posted that on my anniversery!


Well then, "Happy Anniversary"!!!

Hope you didnt celebrate in the thong...........

Check that , Hope you did!!!!!
fishinguitarman Offline
#83 Posted:
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BDS12 wrote:
Well then, "Happy Anniversary"!!!

Hope you didnt celebrate in the thong...........

Check that , Hope you did!!!!!








I did but it was off quickly....







and over quickly.....
nickatnite Offline
#84 Posted:
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Was it a Mark Twain?Huh
fishinguitarman Offline
#85 Posted:
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ask Rah
fishinguitarman Offline
#86 Posted:
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ask grmcooper
DrMaddVibe Offline
#87 Posted:
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Peoria Perfecto Purveyor wrote:
If I say it once ... I will say it 100 times

All cigars taste like tobacco



Unless it's something made by Victor Sinclair.
bdrizzle Offline
#88 Posted:
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I would like veggies in my cigar. As long as it comes with cheezy sauce to dip it in.
bdrizzle Offline
#89 Posted:
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Some reviewers spend so much time spewing BS the cigar looks to go our between their descriptions of magical flavors only Warlocks will have the joy of experiencing.
fishinguitarman Offline
#90 Posted:
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bdrizzle wrote:
Some reviewers spend so much time spewing BS the cigar looks to go our between their descriptions of magical flavors only Warlocks will have the joy of experiencing.





LMAO!
fishinguitarman Offline
#91 Posted:
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bdrizzle wrote:
I would like veggies in my cigar. As long as it comes with cheezy sauce to dip it in.





What about rotel?
fishinguitarman Offline
#92 Posted:
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Still a fav.
Rclay Offline
#93 Posted:
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LOVE IT!!!! I'm getting notes of saliva, teeth, & skin...oh wait that is Jeffrey dahmer's review of his neighbor.


I wonder if we have any supertasters on the boards?
fishinguitarman Offline
#94 Posted:
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Prolly, but I ain't 1 of 'em!
delta1 Offline
#95 Posted:
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So FGM isn't just a hunka eye candy...the man is funny too!!!
fishinguitarman Offline
#96 Posted:
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Topped for da nood!
raymallen Offline
#97 Posted:
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fishinguitarman wrote:
Cut with my Xicar multi tool

Light...CAO/Lotus table lighter



WOW! Volumes of smokes with an explosion of flavor!

Grapefruit and sourdough bread with slight hints of mint listerine. After about an inch or so I started to pick up hints of Orville Reddenbacher's Movie Theatre Butter Popcorn!



The second third was all veggies, baby! Brocolli w/cheese was most predominent but the acorn squash with nutmeg was there too! The Brussel Sprouts, I coulda done without!



The last third had more smoke than I can ever remember from a cigar, especially when the band began to burn! But MAN, the paper, glue, and pectin really enhanced the gunpowder and pine sap flavors that were coating my palate.



WOW! I finally learned to pick out these flavors from a cigar like some elitists can!



Too bad I can't tell you what the cigar was, 'cause like I said, the band is in ashes!



But if you fire one 'o these babies up, you'll know it!



ENJOY!


I couldn't have found a better review if I looked up a cigar blog.
fishinguitarman Offline
#98 Posted:
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Well thank you!
schusler Offline
#99 Posted:
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This always makes me laughApplause
crgcpro Offline
#100 Posted:
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I want one of those!
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