Just wanted to say Happy Birth Day to the Marine Core ;0)~~~ and just so ya's know before ya read this...I'm retired AF, and God didn't take my jewles LMAO!!!!
Remember now - all in fun . . .
This young guy of about 30-35 gets out of the Marines after Nam. He lives his life like the American dream. When the second War on Iraq comes around he goes down to the local Marine recruiting station, and tells the recruiter, "I want in, I wanna fight."
But the recruiter says, "Sorry man, you're too old."
"Fine," the guy says. "I'll go to the Pentagon. I have a friend there. He'll let me in!"
So he goes to the Pentagon and tells his friend, "I want in, I wanna fight."
But his friend says, "Sorry Buddy, you're too old."
"Fine," the guy says. "I'll buy a boat and row to Iraq!"
So he goes out and buys himself a rowboat and starts rowing to Iraq, chanting "Semper Fi, Do or Die, OO-Rah, OO-Rah!" over and over again.
GOD goes up to St. Peter and says, "St. Peter, what do I do to stop this guy?" St. Peter tells GOD, "Why don't you take his brain? It's the root of all thought."
So GOD takes the guy's brain. It doesn't faze him. "Semper Fi, Do or Die, OO-Rah, OO-Rah!". GOD then says, "Now what?!"
St. Peter replies, "Why don't you take his heart? It's the seat of all emotion."
So God takes it. Doesn't faze the guy. "Semper Fi, Do or Die, OO-Rah, OO- Rah!'.
So GOD says, "Now what should I do?!"
St. Peter smiles and says, "Take his balls."
So GOD takes the guy's balls. The guy stops rowing, looks confused, turns his boat around, and begins chanting,
"Off we go,into the wild blue yonder..."
Enjoy the Day!!!!
Hog
