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Slimboli Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Oct 21 2001, 4:34 AM EST
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I thought this would be helpful for some of the beginning cigar smokers ...

The Cigar Smoker's FAQ

... and a refresher for some of the others!
Slimboli Offline
#2 Posted: Sun, Oct 21 2001, 4:44 AM EST
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I thought this would also be helpful for some of the beginning cigar smokers on abreviations often used ...

Acronyms/Abbreviations/Terms

... most are the most common abreviations for Fuente products!
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#3 Posted: Sun, Oct 21 2001, 4:54 AM EST
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This is interesting ...

Origin of the word ... HERF

How many knew this one?
Slimboli Offline
#4 Posted: Sun, Oct 21 2001, 4:59 AM EST
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And one more ... don't get burned on fakes!

The Ultimate Counterfeit Cuban Cigar Primer
Slimboli Offline
#5 Posted: Sun, Oct 21 2001, 5:08 AM EST
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Oh heck ... one more. Maybe this will show you why some people who you think are overbidding, are really not (if they buy their cigars in their home state)


State Tax Rates on Other Tobacco Products

And isn't this much better than 'cut and paste'? LOL!
jcrimmins Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Oct 21 2001, 5:14 AM EST
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Slim. What's a newbie? Is that where you grab someone's underwear in the back and yank it up? You're a sick puppy! LOL
Slimboli Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Oct 21 2001, 5:18 AM EST
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OK ... I promise ... this is the last one...

The Ultimate Cigar Storage Manifesto

... for now anyway! Hehehehehe!
Slimboli Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Oct 21 2001, 5:22 AM EST
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Sorry Jack ... I know you hate that term. It is kind of demeaning, but it's also a legitimate term for those new on the internet. I think CF converted it to mean folks new to cigars ... LOL!
mtsheron Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Oct 21 2001, 6:46 AM EST
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Pretty cool Slimboli..........You are a whiz with the links and colors. Hope they all refer to your resource.
Slimboli Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Oct 21 2001, 7:04 AM EST
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My resource? My only resource is what I find on my vast internet travels ...

My only desire here is to pass along good information that I have found to be very useful, and can be found by anyone who knows how to use a search engine ...

I just wanted to save people some time and energy, and also to help answer a lot the the questions we see repeated here over and over again ...

I take no credit for any of the links I have posted here!
CL Offline
#11 Posted: Sun, Oct 21 2001, 7:53 AM EST
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Come on, Jack. We all know that's called a "wedgie". A "newbie" is someone addicted to sex.
jcrimmins Offline
#12 Posted: Sun, Oct 21 2001, 7:58 AM EST
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You're right Cliff. A wedgie or a grundy. The improved wedgie is also known as an Atomic Wedgie. That's where you pull their underwear up over their head. It's a classic.
A newbie is someone that works at a Nublear Power Plant.
jcrimmins Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Oct 21 2001, 8:01 AM EST
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P.S. A Wedgie (or Grundy) is where the underwear is pulled up from the rear. A Weatherby is when you pull from the front. So technically you could also perform an Atomic Weatherby.
Slimboli Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, Oct 21 2001, 8:20 AM EST
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Here's a picture of myself ... for those who care to associate a face with the name. I'm smoking a La Perla Habana Perfecto Maduro ...

Slimboli

... and also, just to see if I could do it. Hey ... I can post nasty pictures now, hey?!? How about one of Jack wearing his thong?

ONLY KIDDING!!!
jcrimmins Offline
#15 Posted: Sun, Oct 21 2001, 8:22 AM EST
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That looks like a picture of Dale Earnhart (after the crash). LOL Sorry Slim. I couldn't resist.
Slimboli Offline
#16 Posted: Sun, Oct 21 2001, 8:24 AM EST
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TOUCHE!
Slimboli Offline
#17 Posted: Sun, Oct 21 2001, 8:30 AM EST
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Here's a picture of Jack ... for those who care to associate a face with the name ...

jcrimminsbr>
HA HA!!!
Slimboli Offline
#18 Posted: Sun, Oct 21 2001, 8:33 AM EST
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Sorry Jack ... I'm bored this morning ... ;)
jcrimmins Offline
#19 Posted: Sun, Oct 21 2001, 8:40 AM EST
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Great picture. You gotta lay off the internet gorilla porn Slim. You're a sick puppy. LMAO
Slimboli Offline
#20 Posted: Sun, Oct 21 2001, 8:51 AM EST
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I know ... I'm in therapy now ...... and it doesn't seem to be working!
wanyburger Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Oct 23 2001, 2:36 PM EST
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Slim, good idea posting this info. Now let's hope the thrill of posting in frilly fonts and colors wears off your making us men nervous.
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