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billmerit Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Oct 25 2001, 6:27 AM EST
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So what is the solution for 'cigar mouth'?

Cigar mouth is caused by a buildup of ammonium hydroxide in your mounth. So, you need an acid to neutralize it, not a base, such as an antacid. So, drink orange juice or a soda. Make sure to swish it around your mouth. Repeat until symptoms are gone.

Now, we need to discuss the Clinton/Lewinsky experiment. I know this is an embarrasing subject, but this is not my fault. (BTW, there is a candid photo of Clinton with cigar in hand for sale on Ebay right now. Wonder who took it.)

Anyway, you should not do the above experiment. (Actually, I suggested doing it with my wife once, and she was not amused. I am now living in an apartment with my dog.)

I will have to return to this later, as I have lost my notes.

Can someone help me with this?

JMHO

bill
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Oct 25 2001, 7:04 AM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
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what are you talking about? suggested what to your wife? what is the Clinton/Lewinsky experiment. have you forgotten to take your meds?
Todog Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Oct 25 2001, 7:48 AM EST
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Posts: 804
Is this pornbid?
billmerit Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Oct 25 2001, 8:06 AM EST
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Rick,

You really don't know about the 'cigar' or are you just ringing my bell?

bill
wanyburger Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Oct 25 2001, 8:36 AM EST
Joined: 07-21-1999
Posts: 665
billy boy, I think you spun us all for a loop with this collection of focused thoughts. Take a breather, pull the cigar out of your woo hoo, and try this again. **** the bed like that again and we may allhave to smack you silly. Have an Anclar on me!
billmerit Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Oct 25 2001, 8:44 AM EST
Joined: 07-27-2001
Posts: 214
wanyburger,

I'm sorry. I fell down the stairs at the mall and am home with a cracked rib. So, I am here being a pest.

BTW, are you any relation to the 'Burgermonger' people in D.C.? Great place to eat.
hegemonic Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Oct 25 2001, 1:43 PM EST
Joined: 01-17-2000
Posts: 1,294
I feel like I'm in an episode of the "Twilight Zone" here... What planet are you from Bill!?? jojo, is that you?? ;)
Slimboli Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Oct 25 2001, 2:36 PM EST
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Posts: 16,139
... sounds more like 'cigsmoke' ... ;)
mmay Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Oct 25 2001, 2:49 PM EST
Joined: 06-10-2001
Posts: 121
Saying "cigsmoke" here is like saying "shank" on the golf course. Please don't do that again!
Charlie Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Oct 25 2001, 2:51 PM EST
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
Aw don ya goo an strat mekin' funnies of cigsmokke, as he don behn sellen seegars frum his pickkkup treek ohn Interstat!
wanyburger Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Oct 26 2001, 6:29 AM EST
Joined: 07-21-1999
Posts: 665
Bill definitely has more intelligence than the aforementioned although unscrambling his thoughts can be a challenge. I find it mildly amusing though.
billmerit Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Oct 26 2001, 9:48 AM EST
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Posts: 214
wany,

bad news.

I am cigsmoke.
hegemonic Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Oct 26 2001, 1:23 PM EST
Joined: 01-17-2000
Posts: 1,294
LMAO!!
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