A Mafia godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has
stolen ten million bucks from him. The bookkeeper is
deaf. (It was one of the reasons he got the job in
the first place, as it was assumed that since he
couldn't hear what "the boys" were saying, he'd never
have to testify in court.)
The godfather goes to shake down the bookkeeper about his missing 10 million bucks and brings along his attorney who knows sign language.
The godfather asks the bookkeeper, "Where is the 10
million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper
where the 10 million is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back, "I don't know what you're
talking about."
The attorney tells the godfather, "He says he doesn't
know what you're talking about."
The godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
bookkeeper's temple, **** it, and says, "Ask him
again!"
The attorney signs to the underling, "He'll kill you
for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back, "OK! You win! The money is
in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my
cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The godfather turns to the attorney, "Well, what'd he
say?"
"He says you don't have the guts to pull that
trigger!"
