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EI Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Dec 10 2004, 8:00 AM EST
Joined: 06-29-2002
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?




Just two. But how they got in there no one knows
spadesman Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Dec 10 2004, 10:35 AM EST
Joined: 10-14-2003
Posts: 1,470
But what if there were three mice in there? Would it be a me-mouse-a-trois?

ok, ok...that was just plain bad.
ryantp Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Dec 10 2004, 11:01 AM EST
Joined: 11-23-2009
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a skeleton walks into a bar. he orders 3 beers...and a mop.
coda Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Dec 10 2004, 2:46 PM EST
Joined: 07-27-2003
Posts: 623
A proton walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Why so glum?"
The proton replies, "I've lost an electron".
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive."
tpottiger Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Dec 10 2004, 8:11 PM EST
Joined: 04-30-2004
Posts: 1,176
Why was he so negative???
SirWolfgang Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Dec 11 2004, 5:40 AM EST
Joined: 11-14-2004
Posts: 417
It really must have been a charged conversation!

-Wolfy
coda Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Dec 11 2004, 6:13 AM EST
Joined: 07-27-2003
Posts: 623
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender says, "For you... no charge."
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