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Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree
SteveS Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, who knows where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

A frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.

After going to get the broom, he found that mice had eaten the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and it was an irritable Santa that trudged to the door. When he opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
EI Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 06-29-2002
Posts: 5,069
Thats been a running joke in my family for years

Every year as I put the angel on top of the tree I ask "did I ever tell you how the angel on top of the tree got to be a traditon?"

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS you have
KNOF Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2003
Posts: 4,480
Ouch, I feel for the cute angel.
How'd she clean the sap . . .? LOL!!!
ryantp Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2009
Posts: 4,567
That's funny. Sent it to my friends/family.

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