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Last post 19 years ago by snowwolf777. 9 replies replies.
My new cigar lighter
herfsnipe Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 07-28-2004
Posts: 3,315
My wonderful wife bought me a very expensive lighter from CI. Once I opened it, I instantly thought of this poem. With some poetic license...

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For all you who may remember with fondness...

and

WITH ALL THE DUE RESPECT AND HONOR TO MY FELLOW BROTHERS IN ARMS....

Here goes...


This is my lighter.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My lighter is my best friend.
It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My lighter, without me, is useless.
Without my lighter, I am useless.
I must fire my lighter true.
It must shoot straighter than my Bic butane,
who is trying to burn me.
My cigars thank you and I thank you.

pabloescabar Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 02-25-2005
Posts: 30,183
just like a woman...
WaldoAR15 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 10-02-2004
Posts: 878

Well, I hope it's not a Colibri ;)
gonesledn Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 10-03-2004
Posts: 7,004
one of the best movies... full metal jacket...
stogiedude Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 10-06-2004
Posts: 545
damn skippy wes. best movie made imho
i have nearly wornout my dvd. gets watched at least twice a month. nothing to make me feel better than r. lee earmy
Hoss Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 07-26-2004
Posts: 238
Gotta ask, what's the matter with a Colibri lighter? Who makes a better one and why are they not good?
jimmys Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 09-01-2002
Posts: 150
I use a Colibri and havent had any trouble yet. I find it very reliable and pretty easy to carry and use.
CWFoster Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 12-12-2003
Posts: 5,414
I like my Vectors, and my Nibo, and my ever trusty Zippo!
StogeeBoy Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 07-09-2002
Posts: 2,169
prometheus for me
snowwolf777 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 06-03-2000
Posts: 4,082
El Cheapo for me. I have a couple of torches I paid a whole $4 each. Three years ago. They get used several times a day without fail. Just make sure to use triple-filtered butane in 'em.
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