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tailgater Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 7:36 AM EST
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I've been pimping out my friends daughter and I need to know the best way to tell him.

He's a very good friend and his daughter is ultra hot.

I want to be a good friend and need advice on how to tell him.

Thanks.
pdxstogieman Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 7:48 AM EST
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First ask him if he likes gladiator movies
teedubbya Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 8:07 AM EST
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4 words for you

mask themed sex party

invite him and fix him up.... surprise!
gringococolo Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 8:09 AM EST
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Tailgater,

I know you asked CE but.... my advice is

Pick him up in the Geo Metro, it's less pretentious and he will feel sorry for you.

The make a film on the hood of the vette, fiberglass is more flexible.
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#5 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 8:18 AM EST
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... he sounds more like a Cousin_It ...


... I'm just saying ...
rfenst Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 8:52 AM EST
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What, my advice isn't good enough?
pacman357 Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 9:18 AM EST
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I don't care what you tell him, I'd just better continue to get my money. If she's not earning, you are, pal.
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#8 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 9:22 AM EST
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^ ... you making engough to buy what? 2-3 'gars er week now ... that's pretty good ...
andrewp1 Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 9:47 AM EST
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#7 pacman357

Do you ever get tired of being so annoying?
teedubbya Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 9:49 AM EST
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cool

pac has a friend
DrafterX Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 9:56 AM EST
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the pacman is annoying..?? huh...
should prolly start a new thread about this...
teedubbya Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 9:58 AM EST
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he is always eating those wafers and stuff. hopefully one of the ghosts get him some day
FXDWG Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 9:59 AM EST
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tailgater:

Cousin Eddie would tell you to cut him in for 20% and should make it ok.
DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 10:00 AM EST
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is that how he got to be 400lbs..??
teedubbya Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 10:04 AM EST
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pretty much.... yes
DrafterX Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 10:29 AM EST
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ya, I suppose if the forum had sound he would get annoying pretty fast...
teedubbya Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 10:31 AM EST
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your version of the forum doesn't have sound?
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#18 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 10:31 AM EST
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... don't forget ... AckMan is also 6'7 ... so he's allowed to throw his weight around ...

... and he is one of the most consistent BOTL on the boards ... he doesn't waver on his stance ... and I can most always agree with his posts ...
tailgater Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 10:32 AM EST
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SHHHH.

Stop yelling.
DrafterX Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 10:32 AM EST
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no.... company computer and all.. couldn't get them to spring for the extra 3 bucks a month...
teedubbya Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 10:33 AM EST
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but the wafers... those fricken wafers
DrafterX Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 10:35 AM EST
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ya, they're prolly packed with salt.... he should try a diaretic or somethin..
teedubbya Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 10:37 AM EST
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he is like the fat dude that kept eating in that Monte Python movie (life of brian?)
DrafterX Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 10:43 AM EST
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ya, the pacman should carry a bucket just in case...

I don't think it was 'the life of Brian' tho...
teedubbya Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 10:47 AM EST
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I get them all confused

it wasn't holy grail
DrafterX Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 10:48 AM EST
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no.....
History of the World..?? no, that had the piss boy in it tho.. poor piss boy....
tailgater Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 11:06 AM EST
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I believe it WAS the History of the World.
teedubbya Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 11:07 AM EST
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It may have been in a video for some band

*muttering* I'm not sure but it may have been Toto or somethin
JonR Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 11:39 AM EST
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Monty Python...The meaning of life.

Fat man puking...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlfcF1I5e_g



JonR
DrafterX Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2009, 5:43 AM EST
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poor pacman...
pacman357 Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2009, 6:26 AM EST
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#9 Gimme a big kiss, stud muffin. BTW, you missed a NINE, dorkball.

#12 It's the pretzel that kills me. You'd think they could throw me a beverage once in a while, but no.

#23 Apparently Cousin Eddie thinks so. I hear I'm up to about 900 lbs. now. And the guy's name was Mr. Creosote, and the movie was Meaning of Life.



That does it. I'm gonna assplode right about here....
burgess_b Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, Aug 7 2009, 6:30 AM EST
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#9 must be an alias...first post here.
Palama Offline
#33 Posted: Wed, Dec 13 2023, 12:37 AM EST
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I need to re-watch all the Monty Python movies. Was a big fan. Even watched the TV show.
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