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Last post 4 months ago by Palama. 35 replies replies.
I've been rubbed
big chief Offline
#1 Posted:
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TDUB Rubbed


Feels gooooooooodd....
teedubbya Offline
#2 Posted:
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its HOT isn't it?
big chief Offline
#3 Posted:
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yes, yes it is

it burns good
chiefburg Offline
#4 Posted:
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Which part of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" didn't you understand????????

Now, I'll have to wash that memory from my brain......
cigarman692900 Offline
#5 Posted:
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WOW...gone gay in three posts..is that a record?
knokmdwn Offline
#6 Posted:
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tdub, is that why they call him "big" chief?

Wait, never mind, I don't want to know. Now I need some mind altering drugs.
Lizardo Offline
#7 Posted:
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GGHHEEEEEYYYYYY!
andytv Offline
#8 Posted:
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I KNOW this post can not be a reference to TW's cooking rubs.............because they don't really exist.
MACS Offline
#9 Posted:
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^(teedub... I think Andy wants some rubbin', too)
big chief Offline
#10 Posted:
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Andy, they do indeed exist--I'm rubbing some on my meat now...
cigarman692900 Offline
#11 Posted:
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^
TMFI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
teedubbya Offline
#12 Posted:
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*hanging my head in shame*

ANDY - there is a logical explanation

the rub I was going to (and still will some day) was a specific rub trying to perfect the use of dried worstershire. I have had one batch turn out well the others not so much. Therefore I would not send it to you until I get it right.

What I send to the Chief was my base rub (similar to wild willys in the Jameson book) and the premixed dry ingredients to roadside chicken. (Chief make no mention of other rubs included so Andy will not blow a gasket).

I simply wanted to help chief rub his meat and choke the chicken.

Its not as if I sent him beer with it or anything.
teedubbya Offline
#13 Posted:
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paraphrased

while I AM helping Chief rub his meat its not how it appears.
big chief Offline
#14 Posted:
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Yes, I'm glad nobody sent me any beer...

Maybe I'll just suck on one of these cigars


And, TW, what part of this stuff am I not supposed to mention?
big chief Offline
#15 Posted:
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Yep...I don't like Mo. 'wheat' beer...lol!
teedubbya Offline
#16 Posted:
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thanks for all your help Chief LOL
big chief Offline
#17 Posted:
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Andy, TDub sent me some rubs--but I think he's playing a joke on me...I smelled one and immediately was convulsed with full-out body-wracking sneezes that lasted for maybe 50 sneezes. Same thing happened to my wife. Same thing happened to a friend of mine.

TDub has secretly sent sneezing powder--lol!

(not really)
teedubbya Offline
#18 Posted:
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anyone sniffing a habenaro\orange rub needs to sneeze to reengage brain LOL
big chief Offline
#19 Posted:
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NOW YOU TELL ME!
teedubbya Offline
#20 Posted:
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when rubbed in nether regions is will make you very fertile
big chief Offline
#21 Posted:
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what do you suppose would grow there?
teedubbya Offline
#22 Posted:
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haven't thought much about it
daveincincy Offline
#23 Posted:
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BUB RUB?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
big chief Offline
#24 Posted:
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maybe I could get a good spore going, see if sniffing it makes me sneeze, or grow 3rd eye or something cool
teedubbya Offline
#25 Posted:
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two eyes up top one down below?
big chief Offline
#26 Posted:
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anywhere. Just as long as it allows me to release my pent up........feelings....
andytv Offline
#27 Posted:
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the "roadside" marinate is awesome.......just need LOTS of it.
chiefburg Offline
#28 Posted:
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^ Hummm.......don't think I want your "feelings" anywhere close to me............sounds messy........
teedubbya Offline
#29 Posted:
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andy I sent him two vacuum packed bags of a double batch of the dry seasonings with instrucitons to add the vinegar, worst, and oil.

One bag for marinade the other for baste.

In effect a quadruple batch to be used at once.

I tried it with whole bird and it was not that great. with parts it is awsome.
teedubbya Offline
#30 Posted:
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I found that if I have the dry ingredients premixed in a vaccum bag I tend to make more roadside chicken....


yummmmm
teedubbya Offline
#31 Posted:
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and in fairness

I have mentioned to more than one cbidder lately that I still have a package to send to you.... its in the back of my head I just haven't gotten it right yet
andytv Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 10-23-2002
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Don't sweat it.........just busting balls.

I DID buy a pound of dry worchesterererershire and it is a really cool ingredient.
teedubbya Offline
#33 Posted:
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yea... I've been playing with it and got close for awhile to a really unique rub using it and lemon pepper among other things.... but it never got quite right.

when I get it down it will fly your way.
big chief Offline
#34 Posted:
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Feel like in the interest of playing/fooling around some feelings have been hurt.

Andy, TW made it plain to me early on that he was not quite happy with the rub, but was sending it anyway. I got the feeling that he was hoping to send you the best he could, and would wait until he felt he'd perfected it before sending it on to you.
Of course none of that applies to me. I was only good enough to recieve rub while it was in the experimental stage, i.e. sneezing powder
Palama Offline
#35 Posted:
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^^^ Couldn’t stop laughing when I read the last sentence! LOL ^^^
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