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billmerit Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Jan 30 2002, 8:10 AM EST
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I just had a cigar that was so bad I almost called 911.
I can't say the name, because I don't want to be sued.
Still gasping for air!!!
mhollowa Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Jan 30 2002, 8:18 AM EST
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Sounds like?
bud451 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Jan 30 2002, 8:43 AM EST
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I'd like to buy an "E"
mhollowa Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Jan 30 2002, 10:31 AM EST
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You can tell us now or we'll have to take you down to the station and beat it out of you.
Emi Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Jan 30 2002, 12:17 PM EST
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We have to know! Give us some clues
Charlie Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Jan 30 2002, 12:19 PM EST
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If you are going to post something like that, then substantiate it with at least a hint or two! Probably a Lone Wolf or Hamiliton House! Charlie
Emi Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Jan 30 2002, 12:20 PM EST
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We have to know! Give us a clue
Slimboli Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Jan 30 2002, 12:35 PM EST
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Nobady can sue you for say a cigar is a 'dog rocket'...

That's what these forums are all about!
BJLM1970 Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Jan 30 2002, 12:37 PM EST
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I will go with char on the lone wolf they are not worth smoking not even for free. I won a sampler of cigars and threw the one that came in the sampler out, I would not even let an enemy smoke that crap.
BMW Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Jan 30 2002, 2:11 PM EST
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It's begining to sound like a contest of sorts. "NAME THAT DOG ROCKET". What do you win if you guess correctly? Barry
Charlie Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Jan 30 2002, 2:14 PM EST
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Look what BillMerit has started! This is not in the good spirit of the forum! Not even a hint regarding alleged dog rocket! Charlie
donutboy2000 Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Jan 30 2002, 3:34 PM EST
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What was the point of your post?
ellesson Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Jan 30 2002, 5:22 PM EST
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Is this a Cigsmoke kind of joke, cj
CL Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Jan 30 2002, 5:47 PM EST
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Flor de Lucifer?
billmerit Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Jan 31 2002, 1:31 AM EST
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Well, I took the cigar apart and it looks like there are rodent hairs mixed with the tobacco. hint. the cigar has something to do with an ISOM.
delarob Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Jan 31 2002, 4:23 AM EST
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Well geez, that narrows the field down to a few thousand.
rleaverton Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Jan 31 2002, 4:25 AM EST
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el diablo cubano?
bud451 Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Jan 31 2002, 4:37 AM EST
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I'll take "you're smokin your grandmothers hair" for 500.
billmerit Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Jan 31 2002, 5:47 AM EST
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Another hint: it costs an arm and a leg.
thepapa Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Jan 31 2002, 6:43 AM EST
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El beard de Castro Robusto?
Emi Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Jan 31 2002, 6:56 AM EST
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Think I got it
Caca De Vaca, Candela Maduro
tailgater Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Jan 31 2002, 7:55 AM EST
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Gee, I didn't know tamborils were that expensive.
redneck1 Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Jan 31 2002, 9:15 AM EST
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Ok, is the brand name one, two, or three or more words? My guess (from all of your hints) is that it goes something like this "Cuban ------".
billmerit Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Jan 31 2002, 9:41 AM EST
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you are warm.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Jan 31 2002, 10:39 AM EST
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billmerit: you are a kvetch.
cruiser Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Jan 31 2002, 11:03 AM EST
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I gues miami havanna rothchild !!!
hegemonic Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Jan 31 2002, 11:26 AM EST
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I guess: I don't give a **** at this point. --WORST thread EVER! :)
Charlie Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Jan 31 2002, 2:30 PM EST
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I agree worst thread ever, but I found out from a little birdie that it would be the Punch Rothchild/ Maduro Seconds! Now I ask, what the hell do you expect from a second or a reject? What a horrible thread and we were all fishing with it! Charlie
pshea1949 Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Jan 31 2002, 2:46 PM EST
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Ok, ok! I know I'm going to get buried for asking this but I can't stand not knowing anymore: What the hell is an "ISOM"??? Paul
Slimboli Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, Feb 1 2002, 1:49 AM EST
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Doesn't matter what it is. Obviously it's an ISOM (Island South Of Miami) and it had hairs in it.

Cuba doesn't have the quality control practices that most other cigar countries have, and a contaminated one slipped through.

Probably happens more than you would like to think ...
billmerit Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, Feb 1 2002, 2:17 AM EST
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a kvetch? yes
billmerit Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, Feb 1 2002, 2:17 AM EST
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Look !! This is therapy.
Charlie Offline
#33 Posted: Fri, Feb 1 2002, 6:01 AM EST
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Pure Bull S__t in a thread! It is not an ISOM, or Bill would not be worried about being "sued"! Charlie
mhollowa Offline
#34 Posted: Fri, Feb 1 2002, 8:22 AM EST
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Because Bill started this idiotic thread withholding his opinion for fear of a lawsuit from revealing the brand, he should now stop it for fear of a lwasuit from not revealing the brand.
billmerit Offline
#35 Posted: Fri, Feb 1 2002, 8:42 AM EST
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THAT IS FUNNY !!!!!!!!!
gdurfor Offline
#36 Posted: Fri, Feb 1 2002, 9:11 PM EST
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cuban bullet Never had one heard they suck.

glenn
JBG Offline
#37 Posted: Sun, Feb 3 2002, 11:28 AM EST
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Cuban Parajo....what do I win?
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