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mcgarret 2671 Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Mar 2 2002, 10:48 AM EST
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Somebody obiviously named these cigars for the person who made the mistake of buying and trying them!!!
mcgarret 2671 Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Mar 2 2002, 10:50 AM EST
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be pre-pared to dial 9-1-1 after attempting to try to smoke these!! egads they are PEW-TRID i took one apart and i never have seen so many stems in my life!
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Mar 2 2002, 11:10 AM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
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"thin fingers" are even worse, except on a proctologist. personally i prefer the "medium bust". no stems and no expectations of silicon.
BJLM1970 Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Mar 2 2002, 11:15 AM EST
Joined: 11-04-2000
Posts: 86
I cant stand the seeds they just pop and OH wait are we talking about the same thing ? Never mind!
mcgarret 2671 Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Mar 2 2002, 12:51 PM EST
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BJLM1970 you at least have the opportuiity to decide if you want to schmoke the stems and seeds !@!

bigg butts dont give you the chance to decide!!
Charlie Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Mar 2 2002, 1:17 PM EST
Joined: 06-16-2002
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Big Butts are real bad and they need to be placed in the same humidor or trash can with Hamilton House and Lone Wolf crap! Charlie PS-Don't forget the Tamboril for a close match to the aforementioned trash!
mhollowa Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Mar 2 2002, 7:21 PM EST
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Are we talking about cigars or a Saturday morning on the old guys bench at Wal-Mart?
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Mar 2 2002, 8:18 PM EST
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what's wrong with the seniors bench at wal-mart?
mhollowa Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Mar 3 2002, 6:08 PM EST
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Posts: 517
There's always some kid who want my seat..
gdurfor Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Mar 3 2002, 6:34 PM EST
Joined: 01-24-2001
Posts: 288
Love my big butt hat though. BB cigars suck BB hat ok
woodbutchr Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Mar 4 2002, 3:09 PM EST
Joined: 11-17-2001
Posts: 115
Actually, I have tried 2 of these and enjoyed both.
decasere_CW Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Mar 5 2002, 1:15 PM EST
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Posts: 178
actually it is Hamiltons house.
esplendidoschick Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2002, 11:11 AM EST
Joined: 09-22-2000
Posts: 417
OKAY! I found this after searching forever...you can fughedabout my dog rocket post...unless you want to add to this one...
SteveS Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Jun 12 2002, 2:43 PM EST
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
hey, wait a second ... I sat on a bench in Wal-mart not too long ago and had a good laugh doing it, too ... I shared the bench with the statue of Ronald McDonald, but sat on his right so his arm was around me, and mine around him ... my hands and right leg were posed in a mirror image of his pose ... I just sat and watched people as they walked by, smiling and speaking with those I came in eye-contact with ... I just wanted to see who'd finally notice ... it took a sharp-eyed 4 year-old to see what was up and we both laughed like a couple of kids ... ok, I'll be the first to say it ... sometimes I'm easily amused ...
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