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#1 Posted: Tue, Mar 19 2002, 11:08 AM EST
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"Be romantic, turn out the lights." = "I have flabby thighs."
fisher Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Mar 19 2002, 11:15 AM EST
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Posts: 43
"It doesn't matter to me."="You'd better know what I want and pick it."
bud451 Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Mar 19 2002, 11:31 AM EST
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"please" = "You better get your ass off that couch and fix that damned faucet before tonight or I'll go Bobitt!"
bud451 Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Mar 19 2002, 11:33 AM EST
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"Honey, you're the best" = "Pass me the credit cards"
Mr.Mean Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Mar 19 2002, 12:04 PM EST
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Your so funny = dumb ass
kurt_oly Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Mar 19 2002, 1:46 PM EST
Joined: 01-09-2002
Posts: 7
"whatever dear" = "no way in hell is that gonna happen"
stogie-man Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Mar 19 2002, 2:37 PM EST
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Posts: 612
Dickhead=Dickhead
pdbenz Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Mar 19 2002, 3:18 PM EST
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Posts: 94
I'd rather you not smoke in the (pick your location)= You light that g0dd@m thing and I'll (pick your torture).
mcgarret 2671 Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Mar 19 2002, 4:48 PM EST
Joined: 02-04-2002
Posts: 40
I have a headache = a head like yours otta hurt!
ellesson Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Mar 19 2002, 6:08 PM EST
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Posts: 150
Later, later dear = never,never
tailgater Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Mar 19 2002, 6:19 PM EST
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Posts: 26,185
"I'll see you tonight" = "I'll be banging the mailman by noon"
tailgater Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Mar 19 2002, 6:23 PM EST
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"I don't mind when you order cigars" = "the UPS guy is a stallion"
Hansen Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Mar 19 2002, 9:02 PM EST
Joined: 03-11-2000
Posts: 444
"You have quite a cigar collection" = "Why the **** do you keep waisting money on more cigars. I think you're insane! No.... - I know you are!"
delarob Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Mar 20 2002, 2:06 AM EST
Joined: 06-28-2001
Posts: 5,318
"May I see your cigars?" = Let me take inventory so I can see what I can get for them.
bud451 Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Mar 20 2002, 2:54 AM EST
Joined: 09-11-2010
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"But I didn't notice the tire was flat..." = "I thought if I drove fast enought the air would be forced back into the tire"
Charlie Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Mar 20 2002, 4:15 AM EST
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"why don't you order some really goodcigars"?--They better only cost over $30 for the box! Charlie
pinup22 Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Mar 28 2002, 8:28 PM EST
Joined: 10-04-2000
Posts: 21
It's Me = It's You
eleltea Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Mar 29 2002, 5:00 AM EST
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Posts: 4,562
Size doesn't matter = I prefer cigars to cigarettes.
plabonte Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Mar 29 2002, 6:27 AM EST
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You're the only one for me = hurry up and leave I have a date coming in 5 minutes.
Charlie Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Mar 29 2002, 8:16 AM EST
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"I really don't mind cigars, however...........(thinking to herself, I HATE THE DAMN THINGS)don't smoke so many of them" Charlie
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#21 Posted: Fri, Mar 29 2002, 10:09 AM EST
Joined: 06-13-2001
Posts: 3,172
We need to talk = Boy are you in BIG trouble now buster!!!!
plabonte Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Mar 29 2002, 11:11 AM EST
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We need to talk = I need to talk you need to sit down and shut up.
TrishS@CigarBid Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Mar 29 2002, 12:15 PM EST
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yeah, that too! :)
tailgater Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, Mar 29 2002, 5:34 PM EST
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You don't understand me = you don't buy me stuff
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#25 Posted: Fri, Mar 29 2002, 5:41 PM EST
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Posts: 26
"It's just what I wanted" = Where's the receipt?
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#26 Posted: Fri, Mar 29 2002, 6:09 PM EST
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"... and just what movie did you see that in?" = 'There is absolutely no way in hell you are going to talk me into doing something that repulsive ... '
eleltea Offline
#27 Posted: Sun, Mar 31 2002, 11:57 AM EST
Joined: 03-03-2002
Posts: 4,562
Everybody knows the answer to the question "Do you think my butt's too big?"
plabonte Offline
#28 Posted: Mon, Apr 1 2002, 4:15 AM EST
Joined: 09-11-2000
Posts: 2,131
Of course we do. The answer is yes. And she knows it too.
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