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Quotation and he should have been smoking a cigar
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Charlie Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Mar 20 2002, 6:40 AM EST
Joined: 06-16-2002
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One of my favorite quotes by General Norman Schwartzkoff regarding the 911 attacks and us exacting revenge, "It is God's job to forgive them! It is our job to arrange the meeting"! He should have been smoking a Padron Anniversary Churchill when he made that statement! What do you think about other quotes and possibility of adding a cigar to the mix? Charlie
JonR Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Mar 20 2002, 2:22 PM EST
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My favorite quote is from Paul Ruben aka Peewee Herman, " It's mine and I can play with it anywhere and anytime I want to " I think he was smoking a lone wolf at the time.
donutboy2000 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Mar 20 2002, 8:36 PM EST
Joined: 11-20-2001
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My favorite quote is from Monica Lewinsky, "AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" I believe Bill was smoking a cigar at the time.
eleltea Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Mar 21 2002, 3:32 AM EST
Joined: 03-03-2002
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Gen. William Tecuseh Sherman on Gen. Ulysses S. Grant, famous drunk and cigar smoker: "He supported me when I was going crazy, and I supported him when he was going drunk."
bud451 Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Mar 21 2002, 4:06 AM EST
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Pee Wee opened a dry cleaning service, It's called "Drop your pants and jacket off"
larrym Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Mar 21 2002, 8:11 AM EST
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There's a story that General Curtis LeMay was puffing on one of his ever-present cigars inside a B-36 during an aerial refueling exercise. The pilot kept nervously looking over to the general and his glowing stogie.
"Something the matter, son?" asked the General.
The pilot answered, "Sir, the plane might blow up."
"It wouldn't dare!" replied the General
mcgarret 2671 Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Mar 21 2002, 5:01 PM EST
Joined: 02-04-2002
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My favorite quote is Curly of the 3 stooges... curly is holding the cigar band up to his ear and pretending to conduct an orchestra... Moe asks Hey Chuckle-Head!what are you doing??? curly replies Im Listing to the BAND!!!
JBG Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Mar 21 2002, 5:39 PM EST
Joined: 01-21-2001
Posts: 145
David Lee Roth once said, "It's not whether you win or lose, it's how good you looked." I'm pretty sure he was smoking something at the time.....
calavera Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Mar 22 2002, 3:06 AM EST
Joined: 01-26-2002
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The greatest western of all time, The Unforgiven, in which there were no cigars smoked, but which had quotes galore that just cried out for a stogie. Example: 'Yeah, killing a man is a hell of a thing. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.' Or anything said during the whole scene in the bar at the end where he kills Gene Hackman and all the deputies (and the bartender 'You might want to step away from him.....Boom!')
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