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RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
do almost all cigars have complicated spanish names? why not call a cigar harry or frank, or john?
jazzman Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2000
Posts: 1,012

maybe because they are made by hispanic people in hispanic countries...
JonR Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 02-19-2002
Posts: 9,740
Prostitutes smoke Johns.
Charlie Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
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Since we use the john for pee break or dump, why not call the dog rockets John's?!@? Charlie
eleltea Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2002
Posts: 4,562
Acid makes a cigar called Larry. Extraordinary Larry. It has exotic aromas and flavors and also about a ton of great tobacco. If it was about half the price, I might smoke it every other day.
eleltea Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2002
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Also, Blondie. Thats a girls name. Mr Bumstead from one of your old radio shows was married to her.
woodbutchr Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 11-17-2001
Posts: 115
I like it, Charlie. This might break you guys from hammering newbies about the "crap" they smoke. You are way to classy of a guy to post: "that JOHN left a bad taste in my mouth"
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#8 Posted:
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eleltea for now you can smoke one every four days.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#9 Posted:
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: woodbutchr whoever said char5353 was classy? he's just like the rest of us except he is bloodthirsty.
eleltea Offline
#10 Posted:
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Rick, I am impressed. You musta been a math major.
Charlie Offline
#11 Posted:
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Who Me? Charlie
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#12 Posted:
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eleltea: didn't you recognize my life story in "good will hunting"?
jjohnson28 Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 09-12-2000
Posts: 7,914
Charlie,Bloodthirsty? Hardly! Richard rather full of himself lately/tonight? Likely! Jim
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#14 Posted:
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: jjohnson28: perhaps you are correct. maybe one "I say fry the bitch!" does not qualify for bloodthirsty.
Charlie Offline
#15 Posted:
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Let all Murderers, rapists, terrorist and any other miscreant go, I say! April Fool's!!!!!!!!! Charlie
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#16 Posted:
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char5353: president george w bush is my man.
eleltea Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2002
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These posts are turning strange. I like that.
Dishman Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 08-25-2007
Posts: 299
If it sounds exotic it must be expensive? Damned if I know.
[email protected] Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2002
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Is anyone else bothered about the dizzy spells you get when you pull a solid draw from a Cohiba - hold your breath as long as you can - then exhale? Personally, lately, moreso than ever before - I'm finding them quite relaxing ... and that's a good thing when you're trying to figure out some of these posts......
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
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cohiba tai sticks?
BMW Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 3,010
Hey Rick, I'll take 2 please. Barry
mhollowa Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 10-03-2001
Posts: 517
Senor Rick: Here's a link to a site that gives an approximate pronounciation of some of the more familiar cigar brands. Tu habla...http://www.cigargroup.com/pronoun/
ellesson Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 05-13-2001
Posts: 150
I dont think I would buy a cigar called "Frank" any more than I would but my money in a bank called "Freds bank". Just dosent sound right. cj
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