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JonR Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2002, 6:01 PM EST
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What did the suicide bombers mother say to her suicide bomber daughter before she went on her mission?
tailgater Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2002, 6:03 PM EST
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Have a blast?
eleltea Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2002, 6:04 PM EST
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Don't blow it?
JonR Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Apr 9 2002, 6:04 PM EST
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Don't run with the dynamite stick in your hand you could fall down and poke your eye out.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2002, 8:35 AM EST
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i know the jokes and laughter are the hysteria of knowing parents are encouraging their children to kill themselves and take the lives of other children, woman, babies, people. if your child is forced to go to war for whatever reason, you hope he will come back in one piece. what species send it's offspring out to kill themselves and murder others. kahane was right. these people are worse than we could ever have imagined.
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#6 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2002, 8:38 AM EST
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and please don't even try to explain the frustration they have suffered because of the "occupation". i'd rather not have a discussion with an idiot.
eleltea Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2002, 9:37 AM EST
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Hey Rick, you agree with Michael Savage. There's hope for you. ;o)
jazzman Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2002, 10:43 AM EST
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is this cigar-related?
JonR Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2002, 12:16 PM EST
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You caught me jazzman but it wasn't my fault. I was smoking a lone wolf while posting and my sinus's were in the process of being destroyed, nose running, eyes watering, tounge swelling, and brain slowly rotting. Next time I'll save my premium cigars till I'm done posting--LOL.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2002, 8:10 PM EST
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eleltea who is michael savage?
Charlie Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Apr 10 2002, 8:15 PM EST
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He bats clean up for the Toledo Mudhens, or is it the Carolina Muccats? Lighting up my own Lone Wolf, I hope the last one I will ever own! Charlie
rtatham Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Apr 11 2002, 3:29 AM EST
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He is a talk show wild man whose syndicated radio program originates in that bastion of radical chic, San Francisco. Top rated in spite of his counter (Fr'isco) culture rantings. Entertaining and exasperating, and right there with you on the opinion you wrote above, which looks like a quote. But you probably won't agree with him on much else. I do, of course, that's why I listen, in spite of the fact that he is also a transplanted New Yorker. BTW, this post is legal because I always have a CIGAR while listening to The Savage Nation every week night. Language, borders, culture!
eleltea Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Apr 11 2002, 3:32 AM EST
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Oooooops. Was signed in on my brother's puter. Don't blame that Savage post on him. It was I, eleltea.
JonR Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Apr 11 2002, 5:34 PM EST
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One for the good guys. A suicide bomber blew himself up without hurting anyone else. When the plo was asked how that could happen they explained he had a case of " premature ebombalation". May all the suicide bombers fare thee well! JonR
Charlie Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Apr 12 2002, 6:09 AM EST
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Mike Savage is a voice of reason from the sometimes unreasoning San Francisco area! Charlie
Slimboli Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Apr 12 2002, 12:54 PM EST
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Rick said, "what species send it's offspring out to kill themselves and murder others?"

The wolverine pups come out of the womb with their eyes open and their needle-sharp teeth ready to kill their weaker siblings ...

The adults try to discourage the fighting among their offspring, but they will often create a path away from the adult sothe can fight to the death unobstructed ...

Chimps will often resort to murdering their own kind and cannibalism.

There are many species out there that mirror the human race in many respects.
JonR Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Apr 12 2002, 1:08 PM EST
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Or vice versa.
usahog Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Apr 12 2002, 2:22 PM EST
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Rick I have got to say I think you for a Liberial.. you do have Feelings and Emotions showing in this post.. there is Hope for you!!!

I also Hear Tell that the Suicide Bomber Training camps are running out of Instructors..

Hog
tailgater Offline
#19 Posted: Sun, Apr 14 2002, 5:45 PM EST
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Slim is posturing for the Cliff Clavin award. Such a bevy of trivia in that refined smoke filled cranium, Slimster. Did you actually know those things or do you simply have a greater search engine? Search for: "species who kill their young"...
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#20 Posted: Sun, Apr 14 2002, 11:59 PM EST
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tailgater: i suspect, like slimboli, many of us have simply learned many of life''s little messages. we covet information about everything around us. we read, we listen, and most of all we observe.
Slimboli Offline
#21 Posted: Mon, Apr 15 2002, 1:59 AM EST
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Tailgater ... I watch a lot of PBS. The History Channel, the Discovery Channel, etc.

I also paid attention in high school and college ...

No search engine ... just stuff I have learned in life. And Rick is very correct in his statement.
tailgater Offline
#22 Posted: Mon, Apr 15 2002, 5:16 PM EST
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I'm duly impressed. I'm a bit of a trivia nut myself, but never delved into the wildlife routine. For the record, now that I've reread my post it could be taken as a minor slam. Trust me, it was not intended that way. The "smoked filled cranium" suggestion was based on your obvious grasp of all things tobacco. I should learn to re-read my posts before hitting enter. I type faster than my lips can read...
Slimboli Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Apr 16 2002, 1:56 AM EST
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I was more offended by the 'Cliff Claven Award' ... LOL!
tailgater Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Apr 16 2002, 6:28 PM EST
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Be proud. That's not a title I relinquish without a fight!
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