Palama wrote:Whaaaaaat?!?! Those have gotta be some of, if not Top 2, stupidest names for cigars!
And you thought “Exclusivo” was bad?
Dumb, yes. But those are the names of the cigars, not the names of the vitolas. Exclusivo, sorcerer, maestro, etc. are meant to be the names of the type of vitola. But they're just romustos, churchills and torpedos with non-standard names that make it hard to know what people are talking about. Tell me that you're smoking a romusto, and I get it. Tell me you're smoking an Exclusivo, and I have no idea what you are talking about. That's what gets my panties in a wad.
Q: What do you drive?
A: I drive a sorcerer.
Q: Isn't that just a dumb name for a pickup truck?
A: No. Plebs drive trucks. I drive a sorcerer.
Q:It looks like a pick up truck. It has a cab and bed. It even has truck nuts.
A: It's not a truck. It's a sorcerer.
Q: Do you pay insurance on a pick up truck?
A: Shut up.
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