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Last post 21 years ago by xibbumbero. 45 replies replies.
Question NewB's etc.
JonR Offline
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I say we round up all the NewB's and question them for a change, then maybe we could like brand them or something. Jonr
Slimboli Offline
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moo
Slimboli Offline
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Moooooooo ...
eleltea Offline
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Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
xibbumbero Offline
#5 Posted:
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Naaaaaaaaa!
adroomi Offline
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Go ahead question me. As long as it is not about cigars, I may just have an answer Jon.
sammydaddy Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 10-29-2001
Posts: 201
Head em' up, move em' out
busdaddy Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 09-16-2001
Posts: 45
Dudes and Dudettes. What's all this newbie crap about? Assuming a newcomer to this bb is a newcomer to the fine pastime we all share in common is a flagrant foul! Freethrows AND the ball, I say. I am: 40, divorced, 3-4 handicapper, working too hard, getting paid too little, and a proclaimed nut about this "hobby". I'd always smoked on the golf course - bought whatever was in the pro-shop. About 4 years ago, I picked up a box of Punch Dbl Corona on-line for a golf outing. The same site emails me back an offer for a box of cohibas (dominican) for <$100. So, out of ignorance, I bought thinkin I'd really impress the buddies. When they arrived, I didn't see anything special about them so I went surfin, stumbled across CA's counterfeit gallery and that was the beginning of my education. I vowed not to be "taken" again, which include gaffes like paying $20 for let's say a davidoff that delivered less than a $4 punch, etc. Since then, I've amassed an pretty nice inventory, and gotten more involved than most with the hobby -- caliberated hygrometers, did the deep-freeze to keep the beetles at bay, knew enough not to buy the "cuban" cohiba robustos in Negril JA cigar shops(lime color stamp not forest green - courtesy of cigar nexus), etc. etc. etc. I certainly don't purport to know everything, or even close, but I isn't a dumb-ass neither. Go ahead and axe me any question you want.
CL Offline
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Joined: 02-08-2000
Posts: 855
Where did all the daddies come from? Hey busdaddy, how did you come up with your name? (Question extended to the other daddies too.)
JonR Offline
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Okay busdaddy what's fair is fair. My question to you is: how is "cold fusion" created and please do not not skip any of the steps in the process. LOL JonR
xibbumbero Offline
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Joined: 01-25-2002
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I won't ask anything as complicated as cold fusion,I wouldn't understand it anyway. My question is more basic and more immediate. WHAT ARE THE POWERBALL NUMBERS FOR THE NEXT DRAWING?
esplendidoschick Offline
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Joined: 09-22-2000
Posts: 417
36-24-34
sammydaddy Offline
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Joined: 10-29-2001
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My name is Sam and at one time, a long time ago, my daughter (not the one I sold to continue buying from CB)started calling me sammydaddy. When I needed a handle it seemed appropriate.
xibbumbero Offline
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Espychick, Those sound like great numbers. X
esplendidoschick Offline
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(.) (.) :)
esplendidoschick Offline
#16 Posted:
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Opps...that's not a third boob...just a smiley!
JonR Offline
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My ladyfriend is 36-48-34 she drinks alot of beer. She talks like George Bush Sr.- cigars baddd beer gooddd. LOL JonR
xibbumbero Offline
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Espychick,Ratz. I thought for a moment U were the chick in Total Recall. U know, the one W/3 boobs. X
Dishman Offline
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Posts: 299
At least they were pretty ones, lol.
Dishman Offline
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esplendidochick: sounds like a nice set.......... got pics? LOL!
esplendidoschick Offline
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on photo board...
Dishman Offline
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Look like a happy bunch.
Dishman Offline
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Surgery, YIKES!
busdaddy Offline
#24 Posted:
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CL - first 3 initials of my last name + daddy (beautiful kids: "the girl",10yr; "the boy",8yr. Received name from "young-turk" coworkers as in "yo busdaddy, we're going to the track then out to the club" knowing full well that I was highly domesticated when the kids were in diapers and wouldn't/couldn't indulge.

Yo, JonR - Cold Fusion? It's either the opposite of hot sex or shivering and not knowing why.

Esplendidoschick - nice picture. Your hubsband looks a little like Dennis Quad (Breaking Away, DOA, Big Easy)

Good thing I'm keeping this all related to cigars...
esplendidoschick Offline
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Joined: 09-22-2000
Posts: 417
Thanks busdaddy...never noticed the Dennis Quaid thing, but I think he looks like Jeff Bridges...and OMG if he were heavy, he'd look like the POS golfer that I can't stand. I have a mental block on his name...is it John something??? It's all good when the lights are out!!!LMAO!!! E-Chick
esplendidoschick Offline
#26 Posted:
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SgtCrossbones, PENILE IMPLANT (w/optional hand pump)...YIKES!!!
esplendidoschick Offline
#27 Posted:
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What the F&*k is THAT supposed to mean?
Slimboli Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 07-09-2000
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You mentioned in the pic from last year (that I resurected) that you wanted to post a pic of yourself before the surgery ...



Now you got everyone wondering if you got a face lift, boob job, tummy tuck ... you get the picture!
eleltea Offline
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Lights on better.
JonR Offline
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echick would the golfer be John Daly?
Dishman Offline
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esplendidoschick: I was referring to your comment on the pic post board. " Another pic for the dartboard" I think that was the one. Cool your jets, I was not trying to insult you. And for your information the penile pump was a great success LOL!
Dishman Offline
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Thanks Slim.
esplendidoschick Offline
#33 Posted:
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No worrries...just love to bust your chops! Can't I be sarcastic too? Yes JONR...John Daly! Always forget that name. As far as surgery...2 kids = 2 c-sections...E-Chick
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
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esplendidoschick :that's a 2.0 average. you need at least a 3.0 for the good student discount.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#35 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
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: JonR ----re "cold fusion"--- first you put your two knees close up tight, than you swing'em to the left and you swing'em to the right. i believe the rest is on a need to know.
xibbumbero Offline
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Rick,That was your right knee and your left knee.what about your wee knee? X
esplendidoschick Offline
#37 Posted:
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You swing that from front to back while making the "woo-woo" sound!!!
BMW Offline
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I believe it's more like "schaawiiinng!" Barry
xibbumbero Offline
#39 Posted:
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Espychick,Have U been peeking at me shower? X
esplendidoschick Offline
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~{======O Hung like a horse, of course! Was that too crude??? Forgive me...
xibbumbero Offline
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Espychick,U mean they execute horses? I'm appalled. X
esplendidoschick Offline
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???
eleltea Offline
#43 Posted:
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I got it, X. But I think the word is "hanged".
xibbumbero Offline
#44 Posted:
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Eleltea, I didn't want my sophomoric humor 2 B 2 easy. If I would have said hanged,even I would have got it. Espychick,from now on I'll try 2 keep it simple. HE HE. X
esplendidoschick Offline
#45 Posted:
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No, it's not a blonde thing, I was joking...
xibbumbero Offline
#46 Posted:
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Sure you were,sure you were. X
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