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Slimboli Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, May 20 2002, 10:44 PM EST
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.. is false ....
delarob Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, May 21 2002, 1:52 AM EST
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Then your false statement would be false.
mhollowa Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, May 21 2002, 3:53 AM EST
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Its falsity also proves it true...aka proof by a reduction to absurdity.
bud451 Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, May 21 2002, 6:11 AM EST
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I used to think I was indesisive...but now I'm not sure.
pdbenz Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, May 21 2002, 6:52 AM EST
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They say that smoking cigars (and other stuff) makes you apathetic - but who cares?
xibbumbero Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, May 21 2002, 8:08 AM EST
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The only thing I don't like are ^falsies^. X
tailgater Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, May 21 2002, 8:43 AM EST
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I've told you guys a million times not to exagerate.
tailgater Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, May 21 2002, 8:43 AM EST
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It's bad luck to be superstitious.
Mr.Mean Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, May 21 2002, 11:07 AM EST
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When you lie down with dogs
xibbumbero Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, May 21 2002, 11:17 AM EST
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U end up with fleas and smelling kinda funny. X
JonR Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, May 21 2002, 12:03 PM EST
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Like lone wolfs and dark sharks...
Mr.Mean Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, May 21 2002, 12:13 PM EST
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JonR, that's not funny. That just plain fowl.
sammydaddy Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, May 21 2002, 1:04 PM EST
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Have all you guys been eating PUNpernickle bread or are you just trying to PUNish us
Mr.Mean Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, May 21 2002, 1:30 PM EST
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Peas! Peas! Lettuce stop this madness. I've Bean having these visions.
JonR Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, May 21 2002, 1:55 PM EST
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Visions! Visions! We don't need no stinkin Visions. Jon(Pancho)R.
esplendidoschick Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, May 21 2002, 2:48 PM EST
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Mr. Mean...I like it! I hope this one I know won't get deleted for it's vulgarity but it's so jr. high and I feel most appropriate for this crowd! Here goes: "****, I **** hear you...I've got an ear in-****-tion...**** you puss-ibly **** a little louder?"
BMW Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, May 21 2002, 2:56 PM EST
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paging Mike Hunt, has anybody seen Mike Hunt?
cwilhelmi Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, May 21 2002, 2:58 PM EST
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Echick - you forgot the ending.. "Oh never mind, I'll finger it out."
DrMaddVibe Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, May 21 2002, 3:30 PM EST
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Man that stands on toilet is high on pot.
Mr.Mean Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, May 21 2002, 3:40 PM EST
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Well I lobster, then I flounder...
esplendidoschick Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, May 21 2002, 4:00 PM EST
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cwilhelmi...I totally forgot the ending, it's been over 20 years and my mammories not so good!!! LOL!
cwilhelmi Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, May 21 2002, 6:33 PM EST
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echick - LMAO!! chris
bud451 Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, May 22 2002, 2:41 AM EST
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There once was a man from Nantucket....
Charlie Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, May 22 2002, 9:50 AM EST
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"Who can foresee the unforseen"? George Kennedy in "Fool's Parade". Charlie
sammydaddy Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, May 22 2002, 10:25 AM EST
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Confuscious say "baby born in back seat of automobile grow up to shiftless ****" and will probably be a cigar smoker of the highest caliber
eleltea Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, May 22 2002, 11:35 AM EST
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Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
esplendidoschick Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, May 22 2002, 8:06 PM EST
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Confusious also say...man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger...
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, May 22 2002, 11:31 PM EST
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: Mr.Mean-----you should get a discount on the rate.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#29 Posted: Wed, May 22 2002, 11:33 PM EST
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esplendidoschick: toby can no longer read your posts. one day i'll tell you my duck story.
eleltea Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, May 23 2002, 3:11 AM EST
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viaduct?
xibbumbero Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, May 23 2002, 6:33 AM EST
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Espychick,Confucius also say..Blond woman,has blond hair...By cracky! X
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, May 23 2002, 12:26 PM EST
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"my blonde had a brunette base" who said it?????
xibbumbero Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, May 23 2002, 1:10 PM EST
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Espychick,Am I right? Actually I believe it 2 be M Monroe or Jane Mansfield. X
esplendidoschick Offline
#34 Posted: Thu, May 23 2002, 4:25 PM EST
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Once a blonde always a blonde...only I can never remember if it feminine with an e or masculine with and e??? SO SORRY TOBY!!!! The guys let me vent and let loose here!!!
xibbumbero Offline
#35 Posted: Thu, May 23 2002, 4:43 PM EST
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Espychick,If you're going to vent,let me know so I can get the heck otta here. X
esplendidoschick Offline
#36 Posted: Fri, May 24 2002, 8:33 AM EST
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She's gonna blow! I'm not bad...I'm EVIL! But you love me anyway!
xibbumbero Offline
#37 Posted: Fri, May 24 2002, 11:54 AM EST
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Espychick,Anybody that blows can't be all bad. X
Slimboli Offline
#38 Posted: Fri, May 24 2002, 4:54 PM EST
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You've got to love it ...

... how a thread about 'nothing' can get so many replies. Heck ... if Sienfeld can do it with a show about nothing, who knows?
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