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E-Chick Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2002, 6:22 PM EST
Joined: 06-15-2002
Posts: 4,877
The following was emailed to me...

Subject: NEW PLAN

Dear Sirs:

I've had a lot of time on my hands lately and believe that I may have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time we just might get the Airline industry back on its feet.


Here's my plan: Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at naked or nearly naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.

Muslims would not get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked or nearly naked woman. Of course every businessman in this country would start flying again in anticipation of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would probably have record sales.

Hell, I'd fly all over just for the scenery. It truly puzzles me that congress didn't already come up with this. Am I the only one who thinks clearly on these issues?!

Sincerely, Bill Clinton
SteveS Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2002, 7:13 PM EST
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as the wanna-be Prez, I second that
E-Chick Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Jun 21 2002, 7:27 PM EST
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;)
xrundog Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2002, 2:01 PM EST
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Why use strippers? Just use naked women. All the time. They could wear shoes and hats. I guess that would be okay.
JonR Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2002, 5:18 PM EST
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Why not just make everyone that flies, fly naked now that would be interesting. JonR
SteveS Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Jun 22 2002, 7:01 PM EST
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Jon ... do me a small favor, would you? ... on Sunday, wherever you go, look at the people around you ... on Monday, do the same to, from and at work ... tell us again on Monday evening you actually think it would be interesting to see all the passengers naked ... I agree, it's an interesting idea - in concept ... however, the vast majority of people, IMNSHO, benefit greatly from the addition of clothing ... for my money, all the passengers being naked would simply be a different form of terror ... less deadly, perhaps, but terror nonetheless. I take a commute train into and back from The City on workdays and most of the people I see on the train are there every day ... 100's of them ... only a small handful would be "interesting" without their clothes ... I can't imagine a plane would be any different. Or, do you think perhaps I'm too discerning? I dunno. Now remember ... everywhere you go on Sun and Mon, then get back to us on Mon eve or Tuesday, OK??
xrundog Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Jun 23 2002, 10:46 AM EST
Joined: 01-17-2002
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It would be difficult to hide weapons if one was naked. Not impossible, difficult.
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