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Mr.Mean Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Jun 26 2002, 7:58 PM EST
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June 26, Mini Mean (Maggie) is one year old today. What an enlightenment to my life she has been. To those fathers out there, you know what I mean. Burn a good one to celebrate life. We went to baseball game (Joliet Jackhammers vs. Schaumburg Flyers) (Go Jackhammers!). She had a blast. It was my birthday too, but I'm just a 39 year old pisser, so it pales in importance. La Perla Black Pearl Belicoso has gone up in flames. Soon, a San Cristibol La Punta will end the same way as will as an Opus X or an Ashton VSG. It's a good day for me.
daveyg2 Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Jun 26 2002, 8:06 PM EST
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Congrats Mean!! Sounds like you're day was sweet. Im not a dad, but I can appreciate it as I'm a 7 times uncle. I got tons of rugrats over all the time. Burn up some nice ones!! By the way, email me back so I can get that gar out to you!!
E-Chick Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Jun 26 2002, 8:28 PM EST
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Happy birthday to you both! EVERY birthday on this side of the dirt is an IMPORTANT birthday! Never take a day for granted...gosh, I feel all warm and fuzzy all of a sudden...Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya...Wow, I don't know what came over me, I always hated that song...99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer...there, that's more like it! Can I get a 'ziggy-zoggy'?
Mr.Mean Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Jun 26 2002, 8:44 PM EST
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Oi Oi Oi!
jjohnson28 Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Jun 26 2002, 10:31 PM EST
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Happy Birthday Maggie! Oh yeah,Happy b-day to you to Ed.LOL
rookie139 Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Jun 27 2002, 2:40 AM EST
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Happy Birthday Mini-mean!...To hell with you Ed. ;)
sammydaddy Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Jun 27 2002, 4:17 AM EST
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Happy birthday Mean and MiniMean. I have three grown children and 2 beautiful granddaughters, I know what you mean about enlightenment and count my blessings everyday. Tonight when I light up and have my brandy a toast will be coming your way.
bud451 Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Jun 27 2002, 5:32 AM EST
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That poor little cutie shares your birthday! Please don't tell her that when she can understand it. Just kidding....glad you had a good day and enjoy the time with her. They sure make it all worth it. Happy Birthday Ed and Maggie!
eleltea Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Jun 27 2002, 5:42 AM EST
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I reckon the best birthday present you ever have had or ever will have was given to you a year ago. I am headed out to the patio to make a burnt offering in the little one's name. congratulations!
SteveS Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Jun 27 2002, 5:55 AM EST
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I have a 30-something y.o. son whose b-day is also 6/26 ... we "toasted" you and Mini-M with our cigars, (albeit unknowingly) last night while observing his b-day ... it's pretty cool to have Mini-M sharing the b-day with you ... with 4 adult kids, I know the feeling of parental joy and pride that you speak of ... oh, of course, there are the phases they go through such as the infamous terrible two's, but you'll survive those easily enough ... IF you manage to survive their teen years and are able to maintain sufficient self-discipline that THEY do too, a pretty terrific relationship with your then-adult kid(s) awaits you ... again, belated happy b-day, Mean
mhollowa Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Jun 27 2002, 6:49 AM EST
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Happy birthday, Maggie...that's a great name. Your dad sure seems proud of you. I bet you really make him proud too. You're a lucky kid. Remember to say "Thanks" for all your presents...except the cigars...I think those were for your dad.
xibbumbero Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Jun 27 2002, 7:26 AM EST
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WTG Mr Mean,I offered a Padron 4000 maddy last nite as a sacrificial offering. X
BMW Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Jun 27 2002, 6:28 PM EST
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Happy Birthday to the Means! Barry
5augie5 Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Jun 28 2002, 3:08 AM EST
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Hey Mean, I've got three lovely daughters (9, 16, 19), I can relate. Believe me, it just keeps getting better every year.

I didn't know that E-chick watches the "man show", wow, your stock just went up!
Mr.Mean Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Jun 28 2002, 5:37 AM EST
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Thanks everybody!
CL Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Jun 28 2002, 11:06 AM EST
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So, time to make another? Got three myself, 8 and under. NOTHING better!
Mr.Mean Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Jun 28 2002, 7:49 PM EST
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I've been spending the week with Mom, my sister Mary, her two sons Ryan(10) and Leo (LL cool B 4). My answer to you Cliff is ......no way in hell.
CL Offline
#18 Posted: Sat, Jun 29 2002, 10:04 AM EST
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Good idea; there's always that chance you could have a boy. I don't like boys. My daughters are grounded from boys until their 30's.
E-Chick Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Jun 29 2002, 9:12 PM EST
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HEY : 5augie5 ...Of course I watch The Man Show! I love the POOP FLINGERS, Oprah Jimfrey and the Juggies...guess what? I just met Jimmy Kimmel yesterday, June 28, 2002 at the Saddle Ranch restaurant on Sunset in Hollywood...took a picture with him to prove it! My niece was riding the machanical bull when I noticed him with a party of about 12 guys...I went up to him and said, "Hey, I need my picture taking with 'Oprah Jimfrey'....and he said, "Oh my God, Oprah Jimfrey? Come here baby!" and he put his arm around me and my niece and my daughter was next to me...pretty cool...
xibbumbero Offline
#20 Posted: Sat, Jun 29 2002, 9:25 PM EST
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Ya, but did U do girls on trampolines? X
E-Chick Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Jun 29 2002, 9:48 PM EST
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No, but I had on a pink tank top, tightass "7" jeans, and pink stilletos...I don't need no stinkin' trampoline baby, I AM your tramp-o-lean...ROTFLMAO!
BMW Offline
#22 Posted: Sun, Jun 30 2002, 3:55 AM EST
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Bouncey, bouncey.......ROTFLMAO Barry
E-Chick Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, Jul 1 2002, 1:59 PM EST
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E-Chick Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, Jul 1 2002, 2:01 PM EST
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How does every post I ever reply to end up like this? Sheesh Mean, I'm sorry!
BMW Offline
#25 Posted: Mon, Jul 1 2002, 2:10 PM EST
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E-chick, you crack me up. Barry
Mr.Mean Offline
#26 Posted: Mon, Jul 1 2002, 4:54 PM EST
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You should be ashamed of yourself. I'm talking about my baby girl, and you and your booby talk are all over the place. You should apologize. Better yet.....send pics. :O
tailgater Offline
#27 Posted: Mon, Jul 1 2002, 6:50 PM EST
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Meany, give me Maggie's address so I can send appropriate gifts. By the way, you can smoke them only if she lets you. New email: [email protected]
bud451 Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, Jul 2 2002, 4:18 AM EST
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Who ever would have thought that the post made to represent bouncing boobies using typographical symbols would be created and posted by the only female poster.
E-Chick Offline
#29 Posted: Tue, Jul 2 2002, 9:33 AM EST
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Me :)~
E-Chick Offline
#30 Posted: Tue, Jul 2 2002, 6:04 PM EST
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5augie5...just reread this thread...9, 16, & 19 y.o. daughters???!!! You ought to buy stock in Tampax! Poor guy! I have enough to deal with ONE 16 y.o. daughter and her hormones...and my horny little 13 y.o. son to boot!
E-Chick Offline
#31 Posted: Wed, Jul 3 2002, 5:19 PM EST
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HEHEHE, I just wanted to see my bouncey-bouncies again...WHHeeeee!!!!!!! I love this trampoline!
BMW Offline
#32 Posted: Wed, Jul 3 2002, 5:27 PM EST
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set up a mirror by the trampoline. LMAO Barry
Mr.Mean Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, Jul 4 2002, 8:07 AM EST
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You people do realize this is a thread about a 1 year old's birthday.
E-Chick Offline
#34 Posted: Thu, Jul 4 2002, 12:41 PM EST
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Maggie will probably be 2 by the time this thread dies! Happy first b-day again sweetie! Please forgive Auntie E for going off in a different direction. Someday, you'll understand...
freecigars2002 Offline
#35 Posted: Thu, Jul 4 2002, 2:39 PM EST
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I hope not.
Mr.Mean Offline
#36 Posted: Fri, Jul 5 2002, 1:45 PM EST
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This is a prime example of being thread-jacked.
E-Chick Offline
#37 Posted: Fri, Jul 5 2002, 2:02 PM EST
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BTW Mean (nobody else needs to read this - don't want to be offensive), I was the 2nd person to say happy birthday to you both here, me and a few others got onto a different subject (The Man Show) just as the flow of conversations go in real life, I did apologize BEFORE you asked, and the pics you asked for will not be sent, duh. I know you were kidding, just as most of the other banter that always has and always will take place here. The "thread jacked" post was dying a natural death as most do, but since you pointed it out...I'm not the only "thread jacker" here so get over it! There are numerous examples of others changing the subject...just wanted to set the record straight.
Mr.Mean Offline
#38 Posted: Fri, Jul 5 2002, 2:30 PM EST
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When past posts have been place here, I've always been able to show the SO what others have said, particularly when it comes to the subject of Maggie. I can't do that with this thread. "look at all the people who said happy birthday to Maggie. Oh please disregard the boobs post" I don't think so. If the post is to die, it dies. No hard feelings if that happens. I'm not a sensitive man (as inidcated by my nickname that I have had since I was 6). To me, this was a serious thread that got jacked.
E-Chick Offline
#39 Posted: Fri, Jul 5 2002, 2:58 PM EST
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"Better yet.....send pics. :O "
JonR Offline
#40 Posted: Fri, Jul 5 2002, 6:01 PM EST
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My apologies and belated birthday wishes to you two Meanies (especially Maggie Meanie) but it wasn't my fault, everytime I tried to wish you guys a happy birthday I got hijacked over to the Picture Post forum. LOL JonR
Mr.Mean Offline
#41 Posted: Sat, Jul 6 2002, 11:09 AM EST
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Thanks Jon. E......that's fine, I won't pull punches with you anymore. I shouldn't try to be a nice guy, I'm not good at it. No sympathy from me. I'd appreciate it if you kept your boobs off my threads.
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