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WEEKLY NATIONAL ANTI-TALIBAN DAY
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#1 Posted: Sun, Jun 30 2002, 1:05 AM EST
Joined: 02-01-2002
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E-chick has already seen this, thought I would share here... I was gonna set up a chair around the corner from her house and enjoy the view... Then I thought what the #ELL!!! We could set up some Bleachers... Sell some beer, Popcorn etc!!!


As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin to see a naked woman that is not a wife.



So, each Saturday afternoon at 2:00 pm. Eastern time, all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.



Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.



All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they think it's okay to see other women nude and to show support for their fellow sisters.



And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.



The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your articipation.



God Bless America!!

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#2 Posted: Sun, Jun 30 2002, 3:44 AM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
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This is going to give hosing (I mean watering) the front yard a hole new meaning. Yup! Barry
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#3 Posted: Sun, Jun 30 2002, 3:58 AM EST
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Does 'Political Board' mean anything to you?
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#4 Posted: Sun, Jun 30 2002, 6:42 AM EST
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Oh! You are SO right!
Has anyone cross posted it yet?
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#5 Posted: Sun, Jun 30 2002, 7:27 AM EST
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Posts: 162
Sorry for the double...
Slimboli,

Just curious if you were being serious though... Did you READ the post before you said that? You seemed rather blunt as if you were annoyed... I can't imagine you getting bent out of shape about humor being posted in here... Just can't "read" your intentions...
If I offended you, I am sorry.
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#6 Posted: Sun, Jun 30 2002, 10:38 AM EST
Joined: 07-09-2000
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That's a big problem with internet forums ... no one knows when you are serious. You see people posting in all caps, not realizing that it means they are yelling. It's hard to figure out what people really mean ... sometimes.

Although it would have been more appropriate to post your political related humor in the political forum ... I was not that offended, just trying to make a point.

After all ... if I didn't say something, many here would think something was wrong with me ... ;-)
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#7 Posted: Sun, Jun 30 2002, 10:50 AM EST
Joined: 01-25-2002
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Hey Slim,It's 2 late.LOL X
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#8 Posted: Sun, Jun 30 2002, 12:15 PM EST
Joined: 04-05-2002
Posts: 734
You could've solved this problem by encouraging us to enjoy a good cigar while sitting outside.

Make sure all of your posts in this forum contain references to Shiner Bock. .....Ooops wrong forum.
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#9 Posted: Sun, Jun 30 2002, 2:19 PM EST
Joined: 03-03-2002
Posts: 4,562
How about Brazil, huh? Eat kraut, Deutchland!
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