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#1 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2002, 7:14 AM EST
Joined: 04-01-2002
Posts: 42
An Opus X for the first time.......My entire body went numb including my lips....never have I felt anything like that....Has anyone else had this experience?
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#2 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2002, 8:09 AM EST
Joined: 01-25-2002
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Did you wake up next to Bill with a stain on your dress?
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#3 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2002, 8:14 AM EST
Joined: 01-25-2002
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No, wait ... lemme' guess ...

you woke up under a desk,
with a sore throat,
a black eye,
your underwear was missing,
Bill was standing over you with a smile on his face,
Ken was taking picutes,
your dress was stained,
and some guy in a suit offered you an exclusive interview with Playboy and all you had to do was spit in a test tube for stem cell and cloning research ...
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#4 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2002, 8:15 AM EST
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Posts: 42
AHHH did not have relations with that man!!
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#5 Posted: Fri, Aug 23 2002, 8:59 AM EST
Joined: 04-05-2002
Posts: 734
I had a similiar experience but i was sucking on a bottle Nitrous Oxide not a cigar. You is one lucky man.
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#6 Posted: Sat, Aug 24 2002, 2:13 PM EST
Joined: 06-02-2002
Posts: 2,226
I'm calling the cops! That was a doobie.....not a stogie!
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