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Last post 21 years ago by ducati996. 15 replies replies.
WOULD YOU LET THIS MAN BORROW YOUR CAR?
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted:
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CJBully Offline
#2 Posted:
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FLMAO
bullwinkle Offline
#3 Posted:
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Oii...Ond look ow pist off ee gits win ah stik mah thum rot up is but-ole 8-) Crikey!
Charlie Offline
#4 Posted:
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Yes, I would! Not Algore or Clinton or Nader or Torecelli!

Charlie
DrMaddVibe Offline
#5 Posted:
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C'mon! He just caught a whiff of Rick's dogrockets!
justforfun Offline
#6 Posted:
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Kudos to you Rick. This is actually funny.
jjohnson28 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 09-12-2000
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Actually he's thinking "Rick is that you?" "Damn I hate the smell of Ben-Gay!"
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#8 Posted:
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who's ben-gay. is he your sponser?

i thought the far right wing of the republican party believed gays could be taught to f*ck the opposite sex.

jjohnson28 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 09-12-2000
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Come on Rick you should know this one.

Judiah Ben Gay was Judah Ben Hur's half brother but instead of prancing around in a tunic,he invented the tube top and the speedo look...Sheesh!
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#10 Posted:
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and i thought it was rubbed on your neck to ward off vampires.

it seems to be working so far.
E-Chick Offline
#11 Posted:
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I wouldn't let ANY man borrow my car...but I let this one go a few rounds with you and yo mamma!
JonR Offline
#12 Posted:
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"I WANT MY MAYPO "
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#13 Posted:
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E-Chick

if you were saying toby and i could borrow your car, thank you.

i don't drive like i did when i had my jax xk120 that could drive all day redlined at 6,000rpm with a 2 to 1 mph vs rpm ratio.

i'm just an elerly gentleman who has installed a back up bell on both my cars, not to make people around me aware that i am backing up, but to remind me that people walk through parking lots and let their kids run loose, and that i must be aware of them.
ducati996 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 01-02-2000
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Wait, I am a mechanical engineer and I do not understand your 2 to 1 mph to rpm ratio. Are you saying at 6000rpm's you were going 12,000mph???
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#15 Posted:
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ducati996

sorry 6000 rpm translates to 120 mph.

in the 50's the jag (i had mispelled it)did have in common with mercedes 300 sl, gull wing, the same absolute quiet in the car with the windows rolled up.

driving with one was like being on another world. no music in the car, just the quiet absolute certainty of you and the car being one. i had that with my mgtf's, but they were hard pressed to more than 65 mph.

the jag coupe and the 300 sl could fly.
ducati996 Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 01-02-2000
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my ex-father-in-law had a 300sl gull wing in 1983. He was rich...lol. At one time, it was worth over $600,000.00. And I still divorced her.
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