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Phat Man Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Oct 9 2002, 7:09 AM EST
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
I wanted to write to inform you that my demise is near due to your influence. Yes...it is true...I have bought so many cigars off of CB that:
1.) my girlfriend thinks that I love cigars more than I love her.
2.) my friends tell me that I spend too much time on the internet (on CB!)
3.) and...above all else...my HUMIDOR IS TOO FULL TO FIT THE LAST SHIPMENT!!!

I hate you all...
fgruben Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Oct 9 2002, 7:13 AM EST
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i think the only solution is to give away all of the 'gars and start over. you could show your girlfriend how you love her ( really ). and make room in you 'dor at the same time. and you would show all of us how your'e reformed, that you really like us after all, etc, etc.... just send each of us posters 1-5 sticks. all will be well
BMW Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Oct 9 2002, 7:30 AM EST
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It's great to be loved!

Barry
GetYourOwn Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Oct 9 2002, 8:51 AM EST
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And you think you are the only one in this situation?

We hate you also.
Charlie Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Oct 9 2002, 8:52 AM EST
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You can send excess cigars my way!!!

Charlie
DrMaddVibe Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Oct 9 2002, 9:24 AM EST
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Don't forget...send them to me by midnight tonight and we'll add 10 Ginsu knives AND offer to pay the postage! That's right...COD! Send them to me! Remember, midnight tonight!
























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sammydaddy Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Oct 9 2002, 9:38 AM EST
Joined: 10-29-2001
Posts: 201
1. Maybe you girlfriend is more astute than you give her credit for

2. They're really not your friends, we are

3. I have found myself in that situation, I have a solution....buy more humidors

Hope this helps
SteveS Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Oct 9 2002, 10:09 AM EST
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Posts: 8,751
A very nsightful and incisive response from SammyDaddy ... he's offered a succinct summation of the solution to your problems which, upon reflection, don't seem so terrible after all.

Buy that man a cigar!
eleltea Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Oct 9 2002, 1:39 PM EST
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The girl has to go. Sorry.
rookie139 Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Oct 9 2002, 2:18 PM EST
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Posts: 2,149
Make a coolerdor!
leon123 Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Oct 9 2002, 2:32 PM EST
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Posts: 88
Allright, I'll take the girl and 11 of your finest cigars, thats my final offer.


You can tell by the way I walk..........Leon
Mr.Mean Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Oct 9 2002, 3:08 PM EST
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You need to wake up. You DO love your cigars more than her!
E-Chick Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Oct 9 2002, 3:20 PM EST
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Posts: 4,877
Come live at my house...no prob!
PMoreno349 Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Oct 10 2002, 6:48 AM EST
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SammyDaddy's new handle is "Bodi"
sammydaddy Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Oct 10 2002, 7:40 AM EST
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Posts: 201
Ok, Ok...I give...what does that mean?
PMoreno349 Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Oct 10 2002, 8:37 AM EST
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Sorry, it was an obsure reference to the movie Point Break where Patrick Swayze was called "Bodhi" short for Bodhisattva (a being who compassionately refrains from entering nirvana in order to save others, i.e. a guru)

It was a very obscure way of saying that I liked your answer to this poor guys question.

eleltea Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Oct 10 2002, 9:30 AM EST
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PMoreno, are you a dharma bum?
PMoreno349 Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Oct 10 2002, 9:45 AM EST
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LLT, not really, I just tend to the obsure. Some part of me thinks it is funny. (my wife is always telling me that I am the only one who thinks I am funny).
eleltea Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Oct 10 2002, 10:59 AM EST
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pathos!
wouldestous Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Oct 10 2002, 11:36 AM EST
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PM is no dharma bum, hes a desolation angel.
Phat Man Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Oct 11 2002, 7:43 AM EST
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Thanks E-Chick, but my girlfriend DEFINITELY wouldn't like that!
SteveS Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Oct 11 2002, 7:50 AM EST
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Posts: 8,751
phat ... I'd be pleased to "vote your proxy" then
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