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Rock & Roll Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2002
Posts: 23
Hello, I guess i'm the new guy to this board. I'm a college student at UC, Santa Barbara. I'm originally from Nebraska. I started smoking cigars about 9 months ago, and absolutly love the things. But i'm still an amature. Some people on my other boards recomended cigarbid to me (actually some told me to stay far far away because it'll put you in the poor house) But i thought i'd introduce myself! I'm Rock & Roll.
jazzman Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2000
Posts: 1,012
Welcome, rock & roll.
SteveS Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
R&R ... welcome to the board ... we have a long-standing tradition here, a sort of initiation, and for quite some time, I've been the one to tell newbies about it ... however, the nature of my duties here has changed recently and you'll have to get the news from someone else ...
rjdc Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 05-26-2002
Posts: 682
Hey R&R welcome to the fold.
Since you've been carrying sticks around for nine months, it's time to give birth to a few, so some us 30+ year gar vets can share in your new found joy.

It's only a rite of pasaage here at CB.
Here's a few rules you MUST follow:

1. Never outbid us
2. Listen to anything and everything we tell you and follow it to the letter (heh heh)
3. Post lots of pictures of women you know
4. Never post any pics of women prettier than E-Chick or Barry's wife
5. Beware of E-Chick. She's a heartbreaker and you're in her neck of the woods

6. Oh yea for real welcome aboard and have fun.
I'm sure there are more rules from everyone else. See ya around rjdc

E-Chick Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 06-15-2002
Posts: 4,877
Hey there R&R!

As for 'the rules' by rjdc...

1 and 2 are a must!

3. Should be: I'm sure you have some hot guy friends (not in your opinion of course!) that you could post smoking some 'gars for the FEMALES on this boards enjoyment.

4-a. Never post any pics of women prettier than E-Chick or Barry's wife...please do! Mrs. BMW and I are getting tired of carrying the load ourselves, LOL!

4-b. Never post any pics of men uglier than, well, what's already posted. HAHA! I'm truly kidding!

5. Bring it on!

6. Welcome, breathe, relax and don't forget to exhale!
xibbumbero Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2002
Posts: 12,535
Hi R&R,welcome to the nuthouse. By the way,what kind of music do you like? X
GetYourOwn Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 04-05-2002
Posts: 734
Welcome and remember.

All newbies please send Steve a cigar!


Charlie Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
Oh no, not again........welcome and do not fall for the cigar (send one to) thing as some have!!!!

Enjoy the chat and what type of Rock and Roll do you prefer, or is that just in honor of the earthquakes we have in California!

Charlie
WSUCoug Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 04-27-2002
Posts: 103
Welcome rocknroll. Whereabouts in Nebraska?

Steve, if anyone ever actually sends you cigars, I will match what they send :-)
leon123 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 08-24-2002
Posts: 88
Rock and Roll,

Welcome, you have to realize that there are many manly men here and we must sniff you out before you can be accepted into the pack. It will help expedite things if you post lots of picture of women you know. For the good of cigar smokers everywhere we also require that they be partially clad as well.


Cil mie lanlor...........Leon
Danno114 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 03-01-2002
Posts: 395
lol What a crew!

Welcome
Danno114 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 03-01-2002
Posts: 395
Oh yeah: Now that you've discovered this place, you'd better get a coolerdor.
CJBully Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 07-31-2002
Posts: 753
Welcome from the R&R Hall of Fame city!

Btw... "But i'm still an amature"

how much is tuition at UCSB?

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SteveS Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
WSU Cougar ... I know that you and I've exchanged e-mail in the past, but I cannot find your e-mail ... send me a note, would you?

fromsteves(at)hotmail(dot)com
BMW Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 3,010
Welcome R&R,

Have fun and always remember;
"KEEP THE LIT END OUT!"
It's only funny untill it happens to you. LOL

Barry

emgjet Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 11-28-2001
Posts: 1,231
Hey R&R, welcome...no rules from me...just enjoy!
Ed
Rock & Roll Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2002
Posts: 23
Well to answer all of your questions...
the tuition at UCSB is about average (for Public schools), you need to delcare financial independance to get the in-state tuition, if your from out of state...
I can handle the pics... I'm hopfully getting a digital camera
I'm from a small town along the NE and Colorado border called Imperial.
And i listen to all types of music, except for rap. And yes i like country!
dhofer22 Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 04-14-2002
Posts: 192
Hey ROck and Roll,

I am a 21 year old college student at Texas A&M and have been smoking for about 3 years and these guys can teach you a thing or too about cigars and everything else in life. Hope your time here is as enjoyable as mine has been.


Dan

P.S. watch out for SLIM HAHA J/J slim!
jd1 Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 02-14-2001
Posts: 3,118
Welcome R&R,
...and remember: if it smells like a dog rocket and tastes like a dog rocket...good chance it's a dog rocket...aging it makes it an older dog rocket...give it to someone you don't like...
Mr.Mean Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 05-16-2001
Posts: 3,025
Welcome aboard R&R.
Mr.Mean Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 05-16-2001
Posts: 3,025
I figure you got enough advice above, you don't need my line of crap.
Charlie Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
Good advice, Meanie!

Charlie
5augie5 Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 12-02-1999
Posts: 165
Welcome to nirvana R&R, the rapless forum.

Augie
Dishman Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 08-25-2007
Posts: 299
Welcome aboard R&R. Hope you enjoy this site as much as I have over the last year.
SteveS Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
Sgt's statement makes me think perhaps his experience of more than a year ago was not enjoyable ... hmmmmmmmmmm ... I wonder what changed
erdf96 Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 10-11-2002
Posts: 1
Hey R&R

I'm also a "newbie" on here! I saw the rules and they look simple enough. But to Steve...shouldn't you be sending us the cigars?? I mean you're experienced and don't you want us to be as "cultured" as you when it comes to cigars?? Just a suggestion...any one want to back me up on that one!

Take Care!

Eric
Mr.Mean Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 05-16-2001
Posts: 3,025
No newbie!!!! Now get to the post office and send Steve a cigar!!!!!!
cayman2b Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 05-19-2000
Posts: 1,734
Welcome R&R..

rayder1 Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 06-02-2002
Posts: 2,226
Welcome R&R! How are you at predicting football? Think you can handle Steve's weekly football pool? Maybe you might like to join in!
SteveS Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
Hey, erdf96

More accurately, the question is ... do you want to be as cultured as I am??

LOL ... you might wanna consider the old adage about being careful what you wish for ...
defcon Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 110
Well I can be the newer guy. I only started smoking gars about a month ago and am just getting my feet wet with all of this. By the way I am all for Steve being the one to send us newbies a fine selection.
E-Chick Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 06-15-2002
Posts: 4,877
Virgin, virgin!
BDS Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 07-26-2002
Posts: 162
he he E-Chick said virgin.
defcon Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 10-23-2002
Posts: 110
pure as the driven snow.
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