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A democrat just knocked at my door...
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borndead1 Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Nov 1 2010, 4:36 PM EST
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...and interrupted me enjoying a cigar. What a putz...this azzhat starts telling me where I vote. I cut him off and said, "I know where I vote. I vote in every election." He tries handing me a big card with all the democrat names on it. "No thanks", I says. "I'm sorry, but I'm not going to vote for you. I don't vote democrat or republican. I never have and I probably never will."

"Oh...are you a Green?"

"No. I'm a Libertarian."

"Oh...I see."

I felt like tearing the guy a new one because he is a mousy, squeaky-voiced little nerd, but I just closed the door.
HockeyDad Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Nov 1 2010, 4:59 PM EST
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The proper application of landmines could have prevented this.

Now you know.
DadZilla3 Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Nov 1 2010, 5:44 PM EST
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When a political campaign worker bothers me at home I'm always tempted to go into a WWF interview style rant about how the disenfranchisement of convicted felons isn't fair, and how I really didn't mean to hurt anybody, and how those voices are always telling me to do things...
jackconrad Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Nov 1 2010, 8:11 PM EST
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Tell him you'll be right back but your in the middle of taking a crap...
ZRX1200 Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Nov 1 2010, 8:40 PM EST
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Repub. Volunteers keep calling me to remind me to vote. I did a week ago.
donutboy2000 Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Nov 2 2010, 12:16 AM EST
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How many Libertarian candidates will win tomorrow?
borndead1 Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Nov 2 2010, 3:49 PM EST
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donutboy2000 wrote:
How many Libertarian candidates will win tomorrow?


Probably none. Your point?

Are you saying that I should vote for a candidate that does not share my principles?
HockeyDad Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Nov 2 2010, 3:51 PM EST
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The important thing is to vote for the winner. That way you feel part of the "in" crowd.
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Nov 2 2010, 3:55 PM EST
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or you could just stay home and use the 'I didn't vote vote the queer" excuse later..... Mellow
Charlie Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Nov 2 2010, 5:59 PM EST
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I actually voted for one Democrat today....Attorney General in Ohio, rest were for Republicans!
DadZilla3 Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Nov 2 2010, 8:58 PM EST
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Charlie wrote:
I actually voted for one Democrat today....Attorney General in Ohio, rest were for Republicans!


I voted for one Dem today, a local Blue Dog.
DrafterX Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Nov 3 2010, 8:16 AM EST
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I voted for one Dem also... A state Rep/ veterinarian that saved my puppy-dogs life.... she had parvo & worms and stuff when we brought her home. he hospitalized her for a week and only charged us for the meds....damn good guy...
HockeyDad Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Nov 3 2010, 8:37 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I voted for one Dem also... A state Rep/ veterinarian that saved my puppy-dogs life.... she had parvo & worms and stuff when we brought her home. he hospitalized her for a week and only charged us for the meds....damn good guy...




He prolly overbilled some rich guy to make up for it.
DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Nov 3 2010, 9:00 AM EST
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Think
DrMaddVibe Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Nov 3 2010, 9:16 AM EST
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Born...a kick to the nuts usually ensures those dummys wont knock on your door again.

Just sayin'...you could tell 'em you were "kickin' it old school"!Herfing
Stinkdyr Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Nov 3 2010, 9:52 AM EST
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I just tell them it will cost them $10 to have me listen to them for the next 2 minutes.
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