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RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Dec 6 2010, 11:24 AM EST
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Finds Nothing
Hacking Former Governor’s Brain Proves Fruitless

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – WikilLeaks has finally met its match.

That’s the bombshell from fugitive founder Julian Assange, who said that after months of hacking former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin’s brain, WikiLeaks has come up empty.

“I challenge the best hackers in the business to have a look inside,” he said, speaking from an undisclosed location. “There’s nothing there.”

Mr. Assange, still on the run from authorities, said that once his team of hackers gained access to Gov. Palin’s brain, “What little we found there was so encrypted it bore no resemblance to any recognizable language.”

The WikiLeaks founder said that his discovery about Gov. Palin’s brain is good news for her political future: “Most politicians have to worry about their private thoughts coming back to haunt them, but that clearly isn’t going to be a problem for her.”

For her part, Gov. Palin seemed to be relishing her role as the one politician in the world who has nothing to fear from WikiLeaks.

On Twitter, she addressed the following message to Mr. Assange: “How’s that Wiki-Leaky thing workin out for ya?”
OldSchool Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Dec 6 2010, 11:33 AM EST
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This is what happens when everything you've ever beleived in is proven to be a huge pile of ****?
DrMaddVibe Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Dec 6 2010, 11:34 AM EST
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TROLL ALERT!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Dec 6 2010, 11:35 AM EST
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OldSchool wrote:
This is what happens when everything you've ever beleived in is proven to be a huge pile of ****?



As the trolls watch it swirl around the bowl...
HockeyDad Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Dec 6 2010, 11:37 AM EST
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WikiLeaks is part of the Democrat Culture of Corruption but they are blocked by strong Republican women.
jackconrad Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Dec 6 2010, 11:40 AM EST
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" In a similar attempt on Nancy Pelosi They found that could not penetrate the foil hat..."
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Dec 6 2010, 12:58 PM EST
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jackconrad

mrs pelosi practices safe thinking.

don't forget, after almost 100 years of trying, the country has the start of universal health benefits for everyone thanks to mrs pelosi.
HockeyDad Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Dec 6 2010, 1:01 PM EST
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RICKAMAVEN wrote:
jackconrad

mrs pelosi practices safe thinking.

don't forget, after almost 100 years of trying, the country has the start of universal health benefits for everyone thanks to mrs pelosi.



Now it is a government-controlled, God-given right and will be funded by borrowing from the Chinese to be paid back by our children.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Dec 6 2010, 1:03 PM EST
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ABORTIONS FOR ALL!!!Brick wall
OldSchool Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Dec 6 2010, 1:04 PM EST
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Universal Healthcare = Socialist Class Warfare
Kawak Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Dec 6 2010, 3:51 PM EST
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RICKAMAVEN wrote:
[size=7][color=darkred]Finds Nothing

“I challenge the best hackers in the business to have a look inside,” he said, speaking from an undisclosed location. “There’s nothing there.”

Mr. Assange, still on the run from authorities, said that once his team of hackers gained access to Gov. Palin’s brain, “What little we found there was so encrypted it bore no resemblance to any recognizable language.”



These are the exact same F'ing thoughts I have everytime I read a Rickamaven post Brick wall d'oh!
dsmokers Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Dec 6 2010, 4:10 PM EST
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so you use a joke post by one guy to make a joke about the same guy that posted it? That's the equivalent of saying "I know you are"
HockeyDad Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Dec 6 2010, 4:29 PM EST
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Rickamaven does not joke about Sarah Palin.
jackconrad Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, Dec 6 2010, 4:52 PM EST
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RICKAMAVEN wrote:
jackconrad

mrs pelosi practices safe thinking.

don't forget, after almost 100 years of trying, the country has the start of universal health benefits for everyone thanks to mrs pelosi.





Now if only we could find some suckers to pay for it !!!!!!!!!!
dsmokers Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, Dec 6 2010, 5:38 PM EST
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You're going to pay for it Jack. Just like you're paying for my fatassed neighbor's electric cart that Glen Beck sent her with her medicaid entitlements.
borndead1 Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, Dec 6 2010, 5:42 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
Now it is a government-controlled, God-given right and will be funded by borrowing from the Chinese to be paid back by our children.


With American dollars? LOL!
DadZilla3 Offline
#17 Posted: Mon, Dec 6 2010, 6:52 PM EST
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RICKAMAVEN wrote:
don't forget, after almost 100 years of trying, the country has the start of universal health benefits for everyone thanks to mrs pelosi.


Translation: don't forget, after almost 100 years of trying, the country has the start of one of the basic tenets of Marxism, universal health benefits for everyone thanks to Mrs. Pelosi and her handler, George Soros.
tonyt722 Offline
#18 Posted: Mon, Dec 6 2010, 7:58 PM EST
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dsmokers wrote:
You're going to pay for it Jack. Just like you're paying for my fatassed neighbor's electric cart that Glen Beck sent her with her medicaid entitlements.

You found CROS?
rfenst Offline
#19 Posted: Mon, Dec 6 2010, 8:35 PM EST
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LMFO at this thread and the responses! Applause
dsmokers Offline
#20 Posted: Mon, Dec 6 2010, 9:04 PM EST
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it's evolution
Kawak Offline
#21 Posted: Mon, Dec 6 2010, 10:00 PM EST
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dsmokers wrote:
so you use a joke post by one guy to make a joke about the same guy that posted it? That's the equivalent of saying "I know you are"


I didn't know Rick needed a protector. You sure it's not dpolesmoker?

As HD said Rick never jokes about Sarah. He is threatend by women and their mass...
ZRX1200 Offline
#22 Posted: Mon, Dec 6 2010, 10:03 PM EST
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The only thing he is protecting is his identity. Doesn't want anyone checking their counties web site and finding his picture.....
donutboy2000 Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, Dec 6 2010, 10:13 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
LMFO at this thread and the responses! Applause




LOL at LEFTY !
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2010, 4:09 AM EST
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Kawak



stay with reading material with lots of pictures. words don't work for you
HockeyDad Offline
#25 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2010, 4:21 AM EST
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Up too late outrage!
TMCTLT Offline
#26 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2010, 8:09 AM EST
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He's been busted.........................British Police: Wikileaks Founder Julian Assange Arrested on Swedish Warrant [5:25 a.m ET]
DrMaddVibe Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2010, 8:39 AM EST
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Palin Enragement Syndrome - By Timothy Dalrymple

The fight over Sarah Palin is about a lot more than Sarah Palin. It’s about what America means. It’s about what things are truly good and trustworthy. It’s about the worldview and the values that will guide our government and society.

Neither the ferocious outpouring of hatred and derision she has received from the Left, nor the enthusiastic support she has received from the populist ranks of the Right, is caused by her actual record. Many of my liberal friends, whose contempt for Palin outstrips even the contempt they felt for George W. Bush, know little of her record. And half of what they know is wrong, as election-season falsehoods and exaggerations have hardened into “fact” in the minds of Palin’s cultured despisers. And many of my fellow conservatives know more about Barack Obama’s record than they know about Sarah Palin’s.

That’s for good reason. It’s not really about her past. Neither is it about her policies. Her conservative stances are a necessary but not sufficient explanation for why the Right loves and the Left loathes her. Many others who defend the same policies evoke nowhere near the same reaction.

Why, then, does every Sarah Palin item at the Huffington Post fill up with thousands or tens of thousands of hateful comments? Why have we seen, ever since she appeared on the national scene, articles like, “Why They Hate Her,” “Why They Hate Sarah Palin,” “Why Some Women Hate Sarah Palin,” “Why Elite Women Hate Sarah Palin,” “Why Feminists Hate Sarah Palin,” “Why Do Liberals Hate Sarah Palin,” “Why Jews Hate Palin,” “Why Do Jews Hate Sarah Palin So Much,” and even “Americans Hate Sarah Palin”? Why do we find “Hate Sarah Palin Days” at The View and t-shirts professing hatred for Palin and not for Bobby Jindal? The mere sight of her is enough to raise the hackles of most progressives, and the recent success of her daughter on Dancing with the Stars drove many to fits of apoplexy.

So what is the reason for Palin Enragement Syndrome?

The loving and loathing, at least for most, have little to do with her past or her policies. They have to do with her persona. For the populist Right, Sarah Palin is a personification of all that is still good about America: rugged individualism and bootstrapping success, toughness and pluck, firm devotion to Christian family values, a commitment to the cause of life, and the kind of folk wisdom that cannot be gained through graduate degrees but is packaged in common sense and reinforced through the experience of a hardscrabble life. Palin also represents the blue-collar and no-collar ideal of a leader who comes up from the general ranks in a time of great trial in order to restore sanity and common-sense clarity to a government gone mad.
OldSchool Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2010, 9:43 AM EST
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UNQUALIFIED IN-OVER-YOUR-HEAD KENYAN MUSLIM SOCIALIST OUTRAGE
snowwolf777 Offline
#29 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2010, 11:08 AM EST
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Julian Assange = D-Smoker.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#30 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2010, 11:09 AM EST
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snowwolf777 wrote:
Julian Assange = D-Smoker.




Naw...Julian can score poon without the use of an asian tranny!
snowwolf777 Offline
#31 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2010, 11:20 AM EST
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I just poke at him to see what version we have at any given moment - the mellow stonehead who wants everyone to chill out, hug their kids and just get along ....

Or the sociopath homo who brutalizes himself thinking about everyone who posts on the Politics forum.

It's kind of like pulling back the curtains to check on the weather.
JonR Offline
#32 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2010, 3:35 PM EST
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I'm sure all the 20 million thieving illegal aliens thank plastic face pelosi.


JonR


PS: yo shorty, if you ask pelosi maybe she will send some of those illegals over to paint your house and clean that filthy coffee pot.



Whistle
ZRX1200 Offline
#33 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2010, 4:13 PM EST
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^ 29 is right.

Both NARCS......
rfenst Offline
#34 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2010, 5:27 PM EST
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Just learned that wikileaks and wikipedia are not connected in any way...Dancing
fishinguitarman Offline
#35 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2010, 5:29 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
^ 29 is right.

Both NARCS......




Ur not banned yet?
DadZilla3 Offline
#36 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2010, 5:31 PM EST
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OldSchool wrote:
UNQUALIFIED IN-OVER-YOUR-HEAD KENYAN MUSLIM SOCIALIST OUTRAGE


What's truly frightening is, rather than being the inept bungler he appears to be, Dear Leader might know exactly what he is doing.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#37 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2010, 10:00 PM EST
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DadZilla3 #17

you haven't a clue what marxism is and/ any of it's ideas.

try this site and you might learn something

http://www.google.com/search?q=marxist+definition&ie=utf-
8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

beware: there are no pictures, just words.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#38 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2010, 10:23 PM EST
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dmv

Timothy Dalrymple is an evangelical religious nut.

the reason most people hate her and i am not one of those
haters, is because she is full of s h i t. the state of alaska was
after her for petty corruption.the thought that there could be a
dumber president then george bush, is hard to grasp.

do you want someone who already quit as governor because
she could make more money giving a speech?, ya betcha.

do ou want someone who had a witch doctor clear her church of
it's demons? ya betcha.

i saw the episode where she killed a deer that stood still so she
could get a kill shot. i never saw the picture of her standing
over a the deer she shot, with her foot on the dead deer.

as i have repeated, she is full of crap and all the coaching about
the founding fathers won't make her any smarter.
daveincincy Offline
#39 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2010, 10:49 PM EST
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RICKAMAVEN wrote:
i saw the episode where she killed a deer that stood still so she
could get a kill shot. i never saw the picture of her standing
over a the deer she shot, with her foot on the dead deer.

as i have repeated, she is full of crap and all the coaching about
the founding fathers won't make her any smarter.


My kids love watching The Outdoor channel, and all the hunting shows...which means I get to watch them to (which is cool). Every hunter I've seen shoot a deer, the deer was standing still. I suppose they know what they are doing. Are you supposed to give a "yelp" and let them run before shooting them?? Think LOL I've seen some hunters give a little "grunt" sound to get them to look over at them if they are close enough...I guess to look them in the eye to say, "yeah...I got ya." Never seen a hunter put his foot on the deer. I do see them in the typical pose, kneeling down, hold the head up. I guess they don't know what they're doing. Liar You expected to see Sarah put her foot on it and thump her chest...maybe fondle her... Whistle
donutboy2000 Offline
#40 Posted: Tue, Dec 7 2010, 11:12 PM EST
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MOOK OUTRAGE !
jpotts Offline
#41 Posted: Wed, Dec 8 2010, 12:04 AM EST
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RICKAMAVEN wrote:
DadZilla3 #17

you haven't a clue what marxism is and/ any of it's ideas.

try this site and you might learn something

http://www.google.com/search?q=marxist+definition&ie=utf-
8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

beware: there are no pictures, just words.



This coming from the little man who eschews grammar, punctuation, and capitalization.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#42 Posted: Wed, Dec 8 2010, 2:37 AM EST
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putzperson

i take poetic license and eschew what i wish..

got a problem with that?

i don't.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#43 Posted: Wed, Dec 8 2010, 7:42 AM EST
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RICKAMAVEN wrote:
dthe thought that there could be a
dumber president then george bush, is hard to grasp.


Yet you pushed the ball across the goal line for your boy Obama.

He's dummer than a bag of hammers and as frail as a wet potato chip.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#44 Posted: Wed, Dec 8 2010, 7:46 AM EST
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DadZilla3 wrote:
What's truly frightening is, rather than being the inept bungler he appears to be, Dear Leader might know exactly what he is doing.


Even Gene Simmons knows he f'ed up with his vote for Odumba.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHvYM7S2KFY


Listen to what a musician has to say.
dsmokers Offline
#45 Posted: Wed, Dec 8 2010, 2:36 PM EST
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You should post a few more names of people that don't like our President. Rationalization and conformity are so fun.
HockeyDad Offline
#46 Posted: Wed, Dec 8 2010, 6:00 PM EST
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Once Gene Simmons has turned on Obama, it is pretty much "game over".
dsmokers Offline
#47 Posted: Wed, Dec 8 2010, 6:10 PM EST
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exactly! I mean after all, he's a MUSICIAN! His opinion of Obama is as important as Sean Penn's! For the life of me though, I just can't figure out why Gene Simmons would be so down on Obama. He's a MUSICIAN after all as DMV points out. I just can't figure out why a nice, jewish, NYC bred, multi-gazzilionaire, republican friend of Donald Trump like Gene would not like a President that supports poor people getting a bit of help. He is a MUSICIAN for god's sakes!
theosprey247 Offline
#48 Posted: Wed, Dec 8 2010, 11:25 PM EST
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but remember he is also a doctor.....
smokinson13 Offline
#49 Posted: Thu, Dec 9 2010, 7:43 AM EST
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I saw on the news this morning that Palin is under cyber attack by supporters of wikileaks. Apparently they have locked up her website and disrupted her credit cards. The report said a group calling themselves "anonymous " has been launching attacks against the more vocal opponents of wikileaks. Including crashing the website for MasterCard, visa and PayPal making the sites unusable for periods of time.

I wonder how many of these "supporters" are employed, or get laid on a regular basis.
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#50 Posted: Thu, Dec 9 2010, 2:37 PM EST
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dsmokers wrote:
exactly! I mean after all, he's a MUSICIAN! His opinion of Obama is as important as Sean Penn's! For the life of me though, I just can't figure out why Gene Simmons would be so down on Obama. He's a MUSICIAN after all as DMV points out. I just can't figure out why a nice, jewish, NYC bred, multi-gazzilionaire, republican friend of Donald Trump like Gene would not like a President that supports poor people getting a bit of help. He is a MUSICIAN for god's sakes!



WRONG!!!!

He's an Israeli immigrant born as Chaim Witz. If you'd actually take the time to know the man you'd understand why he is the way he is, but you haven't read one of his books.

Then again...if you'd actually look at the video he clearly states WHY he doesn't support Odumba, but I digress!
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