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I ALMOST FORGOT GEORGE'S ACCOMPLISMENTS
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
THEY TOOK 8 YEARS

* Attacked and took over two countries.
* Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
* Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
* Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
12 month period.
* Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock
market.
* First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
* First president in US history to enter office with a criminal
record.
* First year in office set the all-time record for most days on
vacation by any president in US history.
* After taking the entire month of August off for vacation,
presided over the worst security failure in US history.
* Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any
other president in US history.
* In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost
their job.
*Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans
than any president in US history.
* Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month
period.
* Appointed more convicted criminals to administration
positions than any president in US history.
* Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than
any president since the advent of television.
* Signed more laws and executive orders amending the
Constitution than any president in US history.
* Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and
refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
* Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and
refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
* Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
* Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million
people), shattering the record for protest against any person in
the history of mankind.
* Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
history.
* My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any
in US history.
* Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in
US history. (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice has
an Exxon oil tanker named after her).
* First president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union
simultaneously go bankrupt.
* Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any
market in any country in the history of the world.
* First president in US history to order a US attack and military
occupation of a sovereign nation.
* Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
history of the United States.
* Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
increases, more than any president in US history.
* First president in US history to have the United Nations remove
the US from the human rights commission.
* First president in US history to have the United Nations remove
the US from the elections monitoring board.
* Removed more checks and balances, and have the least
amount of congressional oversight than any presidential
administration in US history.
* Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
* Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
* Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and
by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
* First president in US history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
* All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
campaign donations.
* My biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of
the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history
(Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
* Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any
president in US history.
* First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign
nation against the will of the United Nations and the world
community.
* First president to run and hide when the US came under attack
(and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
* First US president to establish a secret shadow government.
* Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in
less than a year made the US the most resented country in the
world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world
history).
* With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most hostile
Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
* First US president in history to have a majority of the people of
Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world
peace and stability.
* First US president in history to have the people of South Korea
more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North
Korea.
* Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.
* Set all-time record for number of administration appointees
who violated US law by not selling huge investments in
corporations bidding for government contracts.
* Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or
alive'.
* Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the
leaders of our country at the United States Capital building.
After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.
* In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully
prevented any public investigation into the biggest security
failure in the history of the United States.
* Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than
any other president in US history.
* In a little over two years created the most divided country in
decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since
the civil war.
* Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in
less than two years turned every single economic category
heading straight down.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,431
POOP ALERT
ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,604
Kool aid poop alert....
donutboy2000 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 11-20-2001
Posts: 25,000
HOW MANY HAS OBAMA MURDERED?

IMPEACH THE WARMONGERING SERIAL KILLER OBAMA NOW !!!
calavera Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 01-26-2002
Posts: 1,868
RICKAMAVEN wrote:
THEY TOOK 8 YEARS

* Attacked and took over two countries.

* Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury. Government should not have surplus. The job of the government is not to hold on to the people's money.

* Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history. Bet that record is not still standing today.

* Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
12 month period.
* Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock
market.

* First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner. If the prisoner was convicted and sentenced, why hold on to them?

* First president in US history to enter office with a criminal
record.
* First year in office set the all-time record for most days on
vacation by any president in US history.
* After taking the entire month of August off for vacation,
presided over the worst security failure in US history.
* Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any
other president in US history.
* In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost
their job.

*Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans
than any president in US history. You make it sound like this is a bad thing. The thing to do when unemployed is to GET A JOB!

* Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month
period.

* Appointed more convicted criminals to administration
positions than any president in US history. Luckily, the current president's criminal picks got caught before being appointed.

* Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than
any president since the advent of television. Who cares?

* Signed more laws and executive orders amending the
Constitution than any president in US history.
* Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and
refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
* Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and
refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
* Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
* Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million
people), shattering the record for protest against any person in
the history of mankind.

* Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
history. Who cares, the US is a sovereign nation. We do not need treaties with anyone.

* My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any
in US history. Until now. The current one won't even release his birth certificate or transcripts.

* Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in
US history. (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice has
an Exxon oil tanker named after her).

* First president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union
simultaneously go bankrupt. Absolutely false. My state has been running in the black for the last 10 years and is no where near bankruptcy. Probably because conservatives run the show here and liberal loons are not allowed to be in charge of anything.

* Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any
market in any country in the history of the world.
* First president in US history to order a US attack and military
occupation of a sovereign nation.

* Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
history of the United States. Until the current president.

* Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
increases, more than any president in US history. Until the current president.

* First president in US history to have the United Nations remove
the US from the human rights commission. Who cares. The United Nations is a farce, with their main goal to eliminate the US as a sovereign nation.

* First president in US history to have the United Nations remove
the US from the elections monitoring board. See previous response.

* Removed more checks and balances, and have the least
amount of congressional oversight than any presidential
administration in US history. Until the current president, who has grown adept at sidestepping the Constitution with a series of czars of everything socialist.

* Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. The United Nations took care of that long ago all by itself.

* Withdrew from the World Court of Law. Who cares? We are a sovereign nation, and what the rest of the world wants or does is irrelevant.

* Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and
by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
* First president in US history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
* All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
campaign donations.
* My biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of
the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history
(Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
* Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any
president in US history.
* First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign
nation against the will of the United Nations and the world
community.
* First president to run and hide when the US came under attack
(and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
* First US president to establish a secret shadow government.
* Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in
less than a year made the US the most resented country in the
world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world
history).
* With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most hostile
Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.

* First US president in history to have a majority of the people of
Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world
peace and stability. Who cares? Let Europe deal with their own problems, and keep their noses out of our business.

* First US president in history to have the people of South Korea
more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North
Korea.

* Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts. If they were judged, and punished and completed their punishment, who cares? Once you serve your time, the books are square as far as I am concerned.

* Set all-time record for number of administration appointees
who violated US law by not selling huge investments in
corporations bidding for government contracts.
* Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or
alive'.
* Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the
leaders of our country at the United States Capital building.
After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.
* In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully
prevented any public investigation into the biggest security
failure in the history of the United States.
* Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than
any other president in US history.
* In a little over two years created the most divided country in
decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since
the civil war.
* Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in
less than two years turned every single economic category
heading straight down.



You do realize that he is no longer the president, right?



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wheelrite Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 11-01-2006
Posts: 50,119
Bush's greatest work was driving Octogenarian Commies insane,,,
tonyt722 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 06-20-2007
Posts: 23,649
Damn, I thought this was gonna be about choking on pretzels and dodging shoes......carry on
jackconrad Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
(\ /)
(.’.’.)
(")_(") Foiled again!
jpotts Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 06-14-2006
Posts: 28,811
Of course, remember that RICKAMAVEN was the guy who actually believed that FDR started WWII.
ZRX1200 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,604
FDR helped start the war on the middle class......
tailgater Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
Am I the only one who noticed that many of the "facts" are delivered in the first person??

RICKAMAVEN IS GWB!!!!!!
daveincincy Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2006
Posts: 20,033
tailgater wrote:
Am I the only one who noticed that many of the "facts" are delivered in the first person??

RICKAMAVEN IS GWB!!!!!!


...and Jimmy always refers to himself in the 3rd person. Dancing
Brewha Online
#13 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 12,175
In fairness – he is the one that taught us “the French have no word for entrepreneur”.
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