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TSA Screening Results for 2010
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DadZilla3 Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Jan 4 2011, 7:09 AM EST
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January 04, 2011
From the Department of Homeland Security

Statistics on TSA Airport Screening for the 4th quarter, 2010

Terrorist Plots Discovered..........0
Hernias ......................................1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases......................3,172
Enlarged Prostates......................8,249
Breast Implants...........................59,350
Natural Blondes...........................3
rfenst Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Jan 4 2011, 9:34 AM EST
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Ding- Ding- Ding.

Ladies and Gentlemen... We are off to the races!
jackconrad Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Jan 4 2011, 12:04 PM EST
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You forgot one . Hamsters 3....
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#4 Posted: Tue, Jan 4 2011, 12:10 PM EST
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jackconrad wrote:
You forgot one . Hamsters 3....



TW's been traveling..?? Huh
itsawaldo Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Jan 4 2011, 9:52 PM EST
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They spotted my umbilical hernia and covered my co-pay.
donutboy2000 Offline
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