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Most current Data on TSA Airport screening............You'll be shocked
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Whistlebritches Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Jan 4 2011, 1:35 PM EST
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,128

Year to date(12/31/10)statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security. Here are their "discoveries."

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3
HockeyDad Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Jan 4 2011, 1:48 PM EST
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,187
Dadvilla3 didn't tell us about the transvestites.

Government sanitizing information outrage!
chiefburg Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Jan 4 2011, 1:58 PM EST
Joined: 01-31-2005
Posts: 7,384
Deju vu..........all over again.......
DrMaddVibe Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Jan 4 2011, 2:01 PM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,550
Not really, but there's something awfully familiar about that bowling ball.
tailgater Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Jan 4 2011, 2:16 PM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
DrMaddVibe wrote:
Not really, but there's something awfully familiar about that bowling ball.


No Anchovies, Please...
DrMaddVibe Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Jan 4 2011, 2:17 PM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,550
tailgater wrote:
No Anchovies, Please...



Simply awesome!Shhh
donutboy2000 Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Jan 4 2011, 10:57 PM EST
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DadZilla3 Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Jan 5 2011, 5:44 AM EST
Joined: 01-17-2009
Posts: 4,633
HockeyDad wrote:
Dadvilla3 didn't tell us about the transvestites.

Government sanitizing information outrage!


Please...this is a family oriented forum.
BuckyB93 Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Jan 5 2011, 7:53 AM EST
Joined: 07-16-2004
Posts: 14,238
tailgater wrote:
No Anchovies, Please...


Lesson learned
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