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Best and worst of the SOTU speech
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Kawak Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 12:14 PM EST
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Best - Not looking at one of the plastic faced puppets sitting behind BHO.

Worst - Does Barry ever STFU!

Sorry, but i'm hung over. We played a drinking game last night and the drinking words were "education" and "investment" errr...spending...
jackconrad Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 12:16 PM EST
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What Speech ?
fishinguitarman Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 12:19 PM EST
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I didn't waste my time listening to more lies being spewed.
tailgater Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 12:36 PM EST
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Cliffs notes:

1. Domestic spending freeze
2. Invest in new technologies (read: green).

The above is NOT a contradiction. Anyone who knows anything about new technologies realizes that all the manufacturing willl be done in China. Hence the "domestic" tag on the spending freeze.

A. Regarding new technologies: America needs to have a "Sputnik" moment.
B. Obama dissolved our manned space program last year.

Umm, uh, yeah. OK.
I think we can add that speech writer to the unemployment list starting today...
apachelm Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 12:40 PM EST
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Best - Not seeing all the "Jack-in-the-boxes" bouncing up & down every 15 seconds

Worst - It was a VERY uninspiring speech at a time when it seemed he had a great opportunity.
Kawak Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 12:41 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
Cliffs notes:


A. Regarding new technologies: America needs to have a "Sputnik" moment.
B. Obama dissolved our manned space program last year.




Yes , but we did get a great Muslim outreach program out of that.

Roads and bridges! Roads and bridges! This is what america needs to get going!!
ZRX1200 Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 12:51 PM EST
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After I listened to him say that the major problem in education was parent involvement I listened. And all I heard was "MORE MONEY!" And not really anything (repealing NCLB) about the level of spending there with piss poor results. He was right about parent involvement, but the union hand was firmly entrenched in the sock puppets arse last night.
teedubbya Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 3:57 PM EST
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Best: It preempted American Idol so I didn't have to leave the main room while my family watched it.

Worst: I had to watch as the Speaker of the House got a little misty but not enough to put streaks in his fake tan. At least Nancy had nice perkey mammalian protruberances to gaze at.

good lord we are electing some weak candidates all the way around.
ZRX1200 Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 4:13 PM EST
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^ would you buy her a pizza????
Kawak Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 6:28 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Best: It preempted American Idol so I didn't have to leave the main room while my family watched it.

Worst: I had to watch as the Speaker of the House got a little misty but not enough to put streaks in his fake tan. At least Nancy had nice perkey mammalian protruberances to gaze at.

good lord we are electing some weak candidates all the way around.


Ummmmm....Pelosi boobies! I want to put aligator clips on both and smack them! Me loves me some PB&J! Pelosi Boobie Jiggle!
wtjvj Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 6:44 PM EST
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Kawak wrote:
Ummmmm....Pelosi boobies! I want to put aligator clips on both and smack them! Me loves me some PB&J! Pelosi Boobie Jiggle!



gaddam, you is a sick mofo.


Pelosi sucks butt!
teedubbya Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 8:31 PM EST
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wtjvj wrote:


Pelosi sucks butt!


That's hot
donutboy2000 Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Jan 26 2011, 11:07 PM EST
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From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

SING PRAISES TO DEAR LEADER!!!
borndead1 Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, Jan 29 2011, 6:32 PM EST
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donutboy2000 wrote:
[b]From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.



That only applies to us working stiffs. The rich will still be rich. Even more so, once that pesky middle class is gone. Viva corporatism!
HockeyDad Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Jan 29 2011, 7:12 PM EST
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borndead1 wrote:
That only applies to us working stiffs. The rich will still be rich. Even more so, once that pesky middle class is gone. Viva corporatism!




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