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RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Feb 10 2011, 1:46 PM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
February 10, 2011
Republicans Cut Shirts from Budget
Slash Seven Years from Age

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In an effort to show that they are serious about reducing the size of the Federal deficit, a group of House Republicans announced today that they would totally eliminate shirts from this year’s Congressional budget.

The lawmakers, who call themselves the Shirtless Republicans and are led by Rep. Christopher Lee (R-NY), appeared in the Capitol rotunda this morning naked from the waist up.

“We are going to slash this budget until it is as ripped and shredded as my abs,” Rep. Lee said.

Rep. Lee added that in order to postpone their eligibility for Social Security. the Shirtless Republicans would also subtract seven years from their stated ages.

Immediately after their appearance, a spokesman for C-Span said that the network would immediately pull the plug on all future broadcasts from the House of Representatives: “We don’t think the American people should have to see this.”


how come i never hear about the women republicans who have deviant sexual behavior?


jackconrad Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Feb 10 2011, 1:59 PM EST
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
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(")_(") WHO ME a WACK JOB ?










WAKA WAKA
daveincincy Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Feb 10 2011, 2:07 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2006
Posts: 20,033
The guy is in good shape...I'll give him that. Anxious
DrMaddVibe Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Feb 10 2011, 2:16 PM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,550
RICKAMAVEN wrote:
how come i never hear about the women republicans who have deviant sexual behavior?





PERVERT ALERT!!!
wheelrite Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Feb 10 2011, 2:59 PM EST
Joined: 11-01-2006
Posts: 50,119
Rick has'nt had a whack job in over 30 yrs...
DadZilla3 Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Feb 10 2011, 4:32 PM EST
Joined: 01-17-2009
Posts: 4,633
RICKAMAVEN wrote:
how come i never hear about the women republicans who have deviant sexual behavior?


You obviously don't frequent the same clubs as I do then. Dancing
richokeeffe Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Feb 10 2011, 5:24 PM EST
Joined: 12-07-2004
Posts: 7,020
RICKAMAVEN wrote:

how come i never hear about the women republicans who have deviant sexual behavior?


Cuz no one in the media wants to portray fifty year old or older women as sexual or sensual. Where somehow, men in their 50's and 60's are supposed to be "virile". And fifty plus men occasionally do get younger women, whereas older women rarely get much younger men. Imagine Pelosi with a thirtysomething? yikes.
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Feb 10 2011, 5:25 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,577
wheelrite wrote:
Rick has'nt had a whack job in over 30 yrs...




Ram whacks off.... Mellow
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Feb 10 2011, 5:31 PM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
wheelrite

your little picture looks like either a female's ass or do you have the mumps.

i am not a wack job, i am a progressive democrat.

from puberty until 1963, when toby and i were married i had more different
kinds of jobs because .there are more things in heaven and earth, horatio,
than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
donutboy2000 Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Feb 10 2011, 10:13 PM EST
Joined: 11-20-2001
Posts: 25,000
THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK OUTRAGE !!!
jackconrad Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Feb 10 2011, 11:24 PM EST
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Posts: 67,461
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(")(") WAkka Wakka
robertknyc Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Feb 11 2011, 12:54 AM EST
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