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Poll Question : Which one gets your vote for President?
Choice Votes Statistics
Charlie Sheen (aka Carlos Estevez aka Wacky) 9 40 %
Sara Palin (aka Winky) 4 18 %
cbid's resident politico- Jack Conrad (aka Slinky) 9 40 %
Total 22 100%

Charlie Sheen vs. Sara Palin vs. Jack
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bloody spaniard Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Mar 17 2011, 3:05 PM EST
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I stand by my vote for the Honorable Slinky.
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#2 Posted: Thu, Mar 17 2011, 3:45 PM EST
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(")(")Sheen is a Pretender
NOT
a CONTENDER!
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#3 Posted: Thu, Mar 17 2011, 3:47 PM EST
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This is funny. I'm voting for the bunny.
Jack Conrad in 2012!!!
bloody spaniard Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Mar 17 2011, 5:24 PM EST
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4 votes out of about 40 views so far- kinda like Chicago/Iraqui elections.
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#5 Posted: Thu, Mar 17 2011, 6:38 PM EST
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The delegates from the great state of Freedonia cast their votes for the right honorable Slinky.
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#6 Posted: Thu, Mar 17 2011, 6:41 PM EST
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But....we need a WINNER in office!
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#7 Posted: Thu, Mar 17 2011, 9:36 PM EST
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(")(")Would you rather have a Wabbit or a Loser like Sheen !
bloody spaniard Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Mar 18 2011, 9:24 AM EST
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Jack looks like you've edged out the sad sack and the "look at me, I'm irrelevant" gal! Well done. Applause
What's next?
jackconrad Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Mar 18 2011, 9:30 AM EST
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Sara can be my Secretarty of Satisfaction !
ZRX1200 Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Mar 18 2011, 9:33 AM EST
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Your constituents demand an acceptance speech, easter is coming up ya know.
bloody spaniard Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Mar 18 2011, 9:47 AM EST
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"Secretarty"- LOL!
Alas, no speech, ZRX. I think he put the speech in his back pant's pocket & his asss ate it.
jackconrad Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Mar 18 2011, 10:04 AM EST
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First off i want to offer my forgiveness to all the Sheen supporters.( NEVER DO THIS AGAIN MORONS)!

Secondly i am raising my pay 125% to cover all of my clothing and makeup needs for my secretarty,,..
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#13 Posted: Fri, Mar 18 2011, 1:42 PM EST
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When is the big debate between Jack and Charlie?

"A rabbit in every pot!" -- Jack

"I'm high on pot and i have rabbit blood!" -- Charlie
jackconrad Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Mar 18 2011, 9:42 PM EST
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(")(") Burn Pellets not Coke..
bloody spaniard Offline
#15 Posted: Sun, Mar 20 2011, 12:53 PM EST
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Jack, sorry to interrupt you while on the throne, but the costume shop called & they want their crown/scepter back.
Looks like wacky Carlos eked out the win.Boo hoo!
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#16 Posted: Sun, Mar 20 2011, 2:38 PM EST
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(")(") Why would they want a Half a man ?

THIS WILL NOT STAND !!! ALERT THE MASSES
CHANGERS UNITE !
bloody spaniard Offline
#17 Posted: Mon, Mar 21 2011, 9:13 AM EST
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Bravo! Looks like it's neck to neck again!

This does not forebode well for chatty Palin who takes up the rear.
She's expected to announce her candidacy soon dontcha know. (shaking head)
jackconrad Offline
#18 Posted: Mon, Mar 21 2011, 10:02 AM EST
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(")(") If only you still had the Multi Personality Avatar Disease this would not be a problem....
bloody spaniard Offline
#19 Posted: Mon, Mar 21 2011, 1:45 PM EST
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jackconrad wrote:
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(")(") If only you still had the Multi Personality Avatar Disease this would not be a problem....



LOL- You KNOW that! You'd be up ahead by more than two... just with the Lalo family vote alone.
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#20 Posted: Mon, Mar 21 2011, 2:03 PM EST
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(")(") LMAO!
bloody spaniard Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2011, 9:09 AM EST
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Apologies to his exalted highness who appears to be kicking azz. Applause
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#22 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2011, 3:17 PM EST
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We just heard on the radio that FOX has publicly stated it wants to hire Charlie Sheen. We also heard that the Holywood buzz is that the other three major networks want him as well, but that Warner Brothers is blocking his return to 2.5 Men. Maybe he is crazy... like a fox (pun intended).
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#23 Posted: Sat, Mar 26 2011, 5:06 AM EST
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i have never seen an episode of 2 1/2 men. i assume it's a sitcom, but after cheers and seinfeld, and watching a few 11:30 talk shows, i see no jack Paar or carson or jerry lester or anyone else worth watching.

criminal minds rerunning on A&E is one of the best.of the drama cop shows.

forensic files is another good one.

and judge judy is not paid $40,000,000 a year because she can slam dunk.
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#24 Posted: Sat, Mar 26 2011, 7:49 AM EST
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_YY_ Rick you did not vote for me ! I was so looking forward to you coming to the Big White coop and watching Mandy Patankin solve anudder crime while singing Swami River wit you !
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