S&%t. I know s&%t's bad right now, with all that starving bulls&%t, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.
Now I understand everyone's s&%t's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING.
Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure.
Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE.
Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING.
I give you my word as President.
He'll fix the problems with all the dead crops.
He's gonna make them grow again.
Crops...and that ain't all. I give you my word.
He's gonna fix the dust storms too.
I give you my word.
He's gonna fix the economy.
And he's so smart...
He's gonna do it all in one year.
