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Poll Question : Fuzz's Limo
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wheelrite Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 1:16 PM EST
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I wonder?

Anxious
DrMaddVibe Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 1:24 PM EST
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The Ms. has the unmitigated power...horsepower too.

Snickerdoodles...he's got sneakerpower and gets to use the Ms. car when she allows it.
FuzzNJ Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 1:44 PM EST
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jesus, you are a moron.
elk hunter Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 1:49 PM EST
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Other... Chevrolegs...
DrafterX Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 1:51 PM EST
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FuzzNJ wrote:
jesus, you are a moron.




OhMyGod that wasn't a prayer was it..?? Shame on you Shame on you
elk hunter Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 1:55 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
OhMyGod that wasn't a prayer was it..?? Shame on you Shame on you



He didn't even capitalize Jesus....
teedubbya Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 2:02 PM EST
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elk hunter wrote:
He didn't even capitalize Jesus....


I wouldn't either if I was going to call Jesus a moron.
FuzzNJ Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 2:13 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
OhMyGod that wasn't a prayer was it..?? Shame on you Shame on you


Yes, I've been convinced there is a god after seeing the great wisdom and humanity shown daily on this board. Your fellowship has been such a testimony to god's greatness and mercy and if we were made in his image the very fact that good natured souls like those here exist then I have no choice but to have faith in ghosts and goblins. Praise the Lord.
pdxstogieman Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 2:38 PM EST
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FuzzNJ wrote:
Yes, I've been convinced there is a god after seeing the great wisdom and humanity shown daily on this board. Your fellowship has been such a testimony to god's greatness and mercy and if we were made in his image the very fact that good natured souls like those here exist then I have no choice but to have faith in ghosts and goblins. Praise the Lord.


and pass the ammunition.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 2:47 PM EST
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FuzzNJ wrote:
jesus, you are a moron.



Shuffle on in the kitchen and russle up some grub...Mr. biotch!
FuzzNJ Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 2:55 PM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Shuffle on in the kitchen and russle up some grub...Mr. biotch!


Soon enough. Easy dinner tonight, bbq ribs and mashed potatoes. not sure of the other sides yet. i'll figure that out later. My daughter is doing some prep work now in the kitchen. The whole family will sit down together and eat dinner and talk about their day just as we do every day, a dinner that I cook the majority of the time.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 2:59 PM EST
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FuzzNJ wrote:
Soon enough. Easy dinner tonight, bbq ribs and mashed potatoes. not sure of the other sides yet. i'll figure that out later. My daughter is doing some prep work now in the kitchen. The whole family will sit down together and eat dinner and talk about their day just as we do every day, a dinner that I cook the majority of the time.



LOLOLOL!!!!Frying pan


And then have them stand around your pc chair as you read your dimwitty statements here and they laugh at you but you confuse it as laughing WITH you!

You're a real Martha Stewart!
FuzzNJ Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 3:06 PM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
LOLOLOL!!!!Frying pan


And then have them stand around your pc chair as you read your dimwitty statements here and they laugh at you but you confuse it as laughing WITH you!

You're a real Martha Stewart!


Again, I never said that. And no where close to Stewart's level of anal retentiveness. I am a good cook and use that talant to keep my family fed with good home-cooked meals. Makes for a nicer and more stable family life. Too bad you don't have that, I think it's great.
Brewha Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 3:25 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I wouldn't either if I was going to call Jesus a moron.


I heard that too. Jesus hung out in America after Easter and became a Mormon. Guess he got sick of Europe . . . . .
fishinguitarman Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 3:42 PM EST
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FuzzNJ wrote:
Soon enough. Easy dinner tonight, bbq ribs and mashed potatoes. not sure of the other sides yet. i'll figure that out later. My daughter is doing some prep work now in the kitchen. The whole family will sit down together and eat dinner and talk about their day just as we do every day, a dinner that I cook the majority of the time.





Don't forget to hold hands when you bow your heads to give thanks.
FuzzNJ Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 3:51 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
Don't forget to hold hands when you bow your heads to give thanks.


Damn, I forget to do that every time. Say, you talk to the invisible spirits for me will ya?
fishinguitarman Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 3:53 PM EST
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FuzzNJ wrote:
Damn, I forget to do that every time. Say, you talk to the invisible spirits for me will ya?





I'll be glad to!
FuzzNJ Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 3:57 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
I'll be glad to!


Thanks. While you're talking to the big guy ask him if people who follow him to get their mansions in heaven are just doing so because they are jealous of not having it here on earth and are greedy for wanting eternal bliss.
fishinguitarman Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 4:01 PM EST
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FuzzNJ wrote:
Thanks. While you're talking to the big guy ask him if people who follow him to get their mansions in heaven are just doing so because they are jealous of not having it here on earth and are greedy for wanting eternal bliss.






Nah...That's not the way it works.
snowwolf777 Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 4:02 PM EST
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My wife and I both work, so we split the cooking duties each night. We love to cook things together. We take turns doing prep, depending on which of us is cooking our "specialty" that night.

Our adopted son and daughter set the table. We pray before we eat. They clear the table after we eat.

Tonight the daughter will be at Awana. The son works teaching younger children at Awana.

They both read above their grade level and get good grades in school. They're polite. The little one sings in church choir.

My grown daughters were raised in the church. One is an RN. The other is a Vet Tech.

They are polite, responsible, pay their bills, have good credit, have money in the bank, nice cars, clean driving records, no issues with substance abuse. They are loving, giving and caring. They were raised in the church, the same way my two adopted kids are being raised now.

What a horrible, horrible thing I have done to them. If only I could see them nightly on the news, doing something important like crapping in the gutter and throwing bricks at cops at OWS or Occupy Oakland. Then I could really be proud of them.

Frying pan



fishinguitarman Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 4:02 PM EST
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BTW...I voted for the VW
fishinguitarman Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 4:04 PM EST
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snowwolf777 wrote:
My wife and I both work, so we split the cooking duties each night. We love to cook things together. We take turns doing prep, depending on which of us is cooking our "specialty" that night.

Our adopted son and daughter set the table. We pray before we eat. They clear the table after we eat.

Tonight the daughter will be at Awana. The son works teaching younger children at Awana.

They both read above their grade level and get good grades in school. They're polite. The little one sings in church choir.

My grown daughters were raised in the church. One is an RN. The other is a Vet Tech.

They are polite, responsible, pay their bills, have good credit, have money in the bank, nice cars, clean driving records, no issues with substance abuse. They are loving, giving and caring. They were raised in the church, the same way my two adopted kids are being raised now.

What a horrible, horrible thing I have done to them. If only I could see them nightly on the news, doing something important like crapping in the gutter and throwing bricks at cops at OWS or Occupy Oakland. Then I could really be proud of them.

Frying pan














I applaude you and your wife!

Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause
wheelrite Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 4:06 PM EST
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I do most of the cooking.My Broad is the world's worst cook.

She also gives me sex....
snowwolf777 Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 4:10 PM EST
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If I'm right, the reward in the afterlife is certainly worth it.

If I'm wrong, I lived a good life, and taught my kids some good stuff that made them good adults and good members of society.

Can't find the downside.
snowwolf777 Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 4:12 PM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
I do most of the cookong.My Broad is the world's worst cook.

She also gives me sex....




Yah gotta go with what works, and that sounds like it works just fine!

ThumpUp

ZRX1200 Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 4:12 PM EST
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I thought you let her have sex with you?





Fuzzy I'll pray for you too.
wheelrite Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 4:15 PM EST
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snowwolf777 wrote:
Yah gotta go with what works, and that sounds like it works just fine!

ThumpUp



It does..
and she always does the dishes,,,

Btw,
We're empty nesters and we still say grace,,

Bless us O Lord and these thy gifts.
Which we are about to receive,
Through thy bounty,
With Christ Our Lord,
Amen
wheelrite Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 4:16 PM EST
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[quote=ZRX1200]I thought you let her have sex with you?





same.same...
FuzzNJ Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 5:09 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
Nah...That's not the way it works.


No mansions in heaven? No heaven? What? I've been told on this board that I should believe in god just to be safe in case the christian religion is correct. Sounds like self preservation based on greedy self interest to me.
FuzzNJ Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 5:20 PM EST
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snowwolf777 wrote:
My wife and I both work, so we split the cooking duties each night. We love to cook things together. We take turns doing prep, depending on which of us is cooking our "specialty" that night.

Our adopted son and daughter set the table. We pray before we eat. They clear the table after we eat.

Tonight the daughter will be at Awana. The son works teaching younger children at Awana.

They both read above their grade level and get good grades in school. They're polite. The little one sings in church choir.

My grown daughters were raised in the church. One is an RN. The other is a Vet Tech.

They are polite, responsible, pay their bills, have good credit, have money in the bank, nice cars, clean driving records, no issues with substance abuse. They are loving, giving and caring. They were raised in the church, the same way my two adopted kids are being raised now.

What a horrible, horrible thing I have done to them. If only I could see them nightly on the news, doing something important like crapping in the gutter and throwing bricks at cops at OWS or Occupy Oakland. Then I could really be proud of them.

Frying pan



Snow yells "Look at me!!"

I grew up in an evangelical church too you know. Who said you are doing a horrible job with your kids? No one.

With the exception of the church thing you could be describing our family as well. You talk as if you think the way you raised your kids is the 'best' way. You sound like an arrogant prick.

There are quite a few people throughout history that actually broke lots of laws, fought against immoral laws and immoral leadership that I consider great. Some even have holidays reserved for them. If either of my kids were to follow in their footsteps I would be extremely proud of them for not caving to what's 'normal' but instead fighting for what is just.
FuzzNJ Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 5:21 PM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
I do most of the cooking.My Broad is the world's worst cook.

She also gives me sex....


DrMaddVibe wrote:
Shuffle on in the kitchen and russle up some grub...Mr. biotch!
FuzzNJ Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 5:23 PM EST
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snowwolf777 wrote:
If I'm right, the reward in the afterlife is certainly worth it.

If I'm wrong, I lived a good life, and taught my kids some good stuff that made them good adults and good members of society.

Can't find the downside.





lol, I just talked about this in post 29! Predictable as a sunrise.
FuzzNJ Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 5:24 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
I thought you let her have sex with you?





Fuzzy I'll pray for you too.


Really? Have fun. I need a lot of prayer too. Make sure you don't go to work and pray for me 24/7. I'll let you know when I feel all tingly. When I tingle I know it's working.
FuzzNJ Offline
#34 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 5:26 PM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
It does..
and she always does the dishes,,,

Btw,
We're empty nesters and we still say grace,,

Bless us O Lord and these thy gifts.
Which we are about to receive,
Through thy bounty,
With Christ Our Lord,
Amen


followed by porn, talking about your wife's body and over-drinking. Just like the disciples.
wheelrite Offline
#35 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 5:29 PM EST
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FuzzNJ wrote:
followed by porn, talking about your wife's body and over-drinking. Just like the disciples.


Over drink ?

Perish the thought...

you must be drunk..

btw,
Have you ever ate dinner while your old lady is Nekked ,while watching porn and sipping your 3rd Martini ?

it aint bad..
FuzzNJ Offline
#36 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 5:32 PM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
Over drink ?

Perish the thought...

you must be drunk..

btw,
Have you ever ate dinner while your old lady is Nekked ,while watching porn and sipping your 3rd Martini ?

it aint bad..


What's the prayer for that activity? There a saint for porn?
wheelrite Offline
#37 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 5:33 PM EST
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FuzzNJ wrote:
What's the prayer for that activity? There a saint for porn?


procreation...
wheelrite Offline
#38 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 5:34 PM EST
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Fuzz can I borrow your Limo.
I wanna do it with my wife in the back seat...
FuzzNJ Offline
#39 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 5:47 PM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
procreation...


Porn = procreation?

You are just another one of those part time Catholics who pick and choose what they think is moral or not while still trying to take the moral highground on other issues and use the church to back up your position. In other words, hypocrite.

Catechism of the Catholic Church:

"Pornography consists in removing real or simulated sexual acts from the intimacy of the partners, in order to display them deliberately to third parties. It offends against chastity because it perverts the conjugal act, the intimate giving of spouses to each other. It does grave injury to the dignity of its participants (actors, vendors, the public), since each one becomes an object of base pleasure and illicit profit for others. It immerses all who are involved in the illusion of a fantasy world. It is a grave offense. Civil authorities should prevent the production and distribution of pornographic materials." Section 2354

And I respect my wife more than to talk about her like you talk about your wife. Now girlfriends from years past, different story, but I'm getting older and my memory is fading. So long ago that was.
wheelrite Offline
#40 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 5:55 PM EST
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FuzzNJ wrote:
Porn = procreation?

You are just another one of those part time Catholics who pick and choose what they think is moral or not while still trying to take the moral highground on other issues and use the church to back up your position. In other words, hypocrite.

Catechism of the Catholic Church:

"Pornography consists in removing real or simulated sexual acts from the intimacy of the partners, in order to display them deliberately to third parties. It offends against chastity because it perverts the conjugal act, the intimate giving of spouses to each other. It does grave injury to the dignity of its participants (actors, vendors, the public), since each one becomes an object of base pleasure and illicit profit for others. It immerses all who are involved in the illusion of a fantasy world. It is a grave offense. Civil authorities should prevent the production and distribution of pornographic materials." Section 2354

And I respect my wife more than to talk about her like you talk about your wife. Now girlfriends from years past, different story, but I'm getting older and my memory is fading. So long ago that was.


I get it..
Your wife is the Boss of you...
wheelrite Offline
#41 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 5:56 PM EST
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Btw,
Make sure the Limo has a full tank...
FuzzNJ Offline
#42 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 6:02 PM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
I get it..
Your wife is the Boss of you...


Yeah, because that's the only way to not talk about your wife in a disrespectful way on a public message board.

Heretic.
wheelrite Offline
#43 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 6:04 PM EST
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FuzzNJ wrote:
Yeah, because that's the only way to not talk about your wife in a disrespectful way on a public message board.

Heretic.


She likes it when I talk dirty...
FuzzNJ Offline
#44 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 6:08 PM EST
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wheelrite wrote:
She likes it when I talk dirty...


Does your priest know of your proclivity for porn? You confess that? How many hail mary do you have to say for say girl/girl action? Does touching yourself double the punishment or is it just considered automatic and part of the whole porn sin thing?
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#45 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 6:12 PM EST
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FuzzNJ wrote:
No mansions in heaven? No heaven? What? I've been told on this board that I should believe in god just to be safe in case the christian religion is correct. Sounds like self preservation based on greedy self interest to me.







Now now....stop twisting you know what I meant....
wheelrite Offline
#46 Posted: Thu, Nov 3 2011, 6:13 PM EST
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FuzzNJ wrote:
Does your priest know of your proclivity for porn? You confess that? How many hail mary do you have to say for say girl/girl action? Does touching yourself double the punishment or is it just considered automatic and part of the whole porn sin thing?


girl on girl is not a sin...

But,
Not having supper ready when the Boss gets home is..

You're Edith Bunker !
teedubbya Offline
#47 Posted: Fri, Nov 4 2011, 8:56 AM EST
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I thought sex was just to procreate.. thus birth control etc are all bad. It's nice to know its ok because the chick on chick action in porn is actually an attempt to procreate. cool. I thought I was the only one who rationalized thingsw to make them fit my religion rather than being 100% on board.
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#48 Posted: Fri, Nov 4 2011, 2:27 PM EST
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Fuzz – you should pick a religion. You know you can’t win if you don’t play.
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#49 Posted: Fri, Nov 4 2011, 2:55 PM EST
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Think Think
Why not start one..?? Huh
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#50 Posted: Fri, Nov 4 2011, 3:06 PM EST
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Who was the "religion of the flying spaghetti monster" guy that used to post here? Is he still around?
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