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Poll Question : Do you think Jack Conrad belongs in the House?
Choice Votes Statistics
YES 7 58 %
NO 2 16 %
UNDECIDED 0 0 %
I shower in my underpants 3 25 %
Total 12 100%

Jack Conrad for Congress?!
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bloody spaniard Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Dec 2 2011, 10:12 AM EST
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Posts: 43,802
Why not?
...besides, he's already in a nuthouse.
HockeyDad Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Dec 2 2011, 10:28 AM EST
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,163
It would depend on whether he will sign a pledge to defend globalization and new free trade agreements.
ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Dec 2 2011, 10:32 AM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,628
I've been his campaign manager for over a year but I almost resigned over objections to him defending Joe Paterno.

I still believe in the bunny.
jackconrad Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Dec 2 2011, 10:35 AM EST
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
Loyalty is a virtue ! ^^
bloody spaniard Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Dec 2 2011, 10:47 AM EST
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Just so we can have everything in the open before we invest a lot of Victor Sinclairs into your campaign & have our dreams dashed:

Have you EVER slept (or had relations outside of marriage) with man, woman, child, animal, vegetable, or non-living matter besides your ex? Anxious Pray Liar
DrMaddVibe Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Dec 2 2011, 10:51 AM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,507
bloody spaniard wrote:
Just so we can have everything in the open before we invest a lot of Victor Sinclairs into your campaign & have our dreams dashed:

Have you EVER slept (or had relations outside of marriage) with man, woman, child, animal, vegetable, or non-living matter besides your ex? Anxious Pray Liar



You forgot appliances, sex dolls and patio tables.
ZRX1200 Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Dec 2 2011, 10:57 AM EST
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I can say definitively as his campaign manager that he has never attended services at the First Church of Apliantology.
bloody spaniard Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Dec 2 2011, 11:05 AM EST
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I've heard rumors that he sets his cell phone on vibrate & calls himself a lot.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Dec 2 2011, 11:18 AM EST
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Posts: 55,507
With his other hand?


KINK-EEEEE!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Dec 2 2011, 11:19 AM EST
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PS: I will be showering in my underpants around ANYONE that sticks up for PSU.
jackconrad Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Dec 2 2011, 2:00 PM EST
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
do socks count?
DrMaddVibe Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Dec 2 2011, 2:11 PM EST
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Posts: 55,507
jackconrad wrote:
do socks count?



Why? You trying out for the RHCP?
DadZilla3 Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Dec 2 2011, 5:52 PM EST
Joined: 01-17-2009
Posts: 4,633
Just to clarify, I only shower in my underpants when the laundromat is closed. Not talking
jetblasted Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Dec 2 2011, 11:54 PM EST
Joined: 08-30-2004
Posts: 42,595
The Rabbit Party !!!
jackconrad Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Dec 3 2011, 10:52 AM EST
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Posts: 67,461
(\_/)
('.')
(")(") WE IZZ MULTI PLYIN BY DA MINUTE!
bloody spaniard Offline
#16 Posted: Sat, Dec 3 2011, 11:39 AM EST
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
The Dead Rabbits Party?Think

Jack, you'll have a landslide win if you woo & win over the underpant showering voters.
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