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I know, it's crazy. Now everyone in the military will be f*cking each other up the arse and buggering sheep. What will we ever do?

I think that I can speak for all of us who enjoy unwinding at the end of the day by sodomizing livestock when I say that this will take a lot of the fun out of it. Part of the reason we got into yak penetration in the first place was because it had that forbidden fruit aspect that made it exciting. If I can just take an albino naked molerat into my bunk at night, where's the danger??? Where's the romance?

Oh well, looks like it's necrophilia for me from now on...at least until those bass-turds legalize it!!!!

Normalizing immoral behavior is not a step in the right direction.

Classy fuzzy.

I know you don't see things the way I do on this subject (not horses and dogs though I hope) but I have NO problem with your beliefs on it and understand why you might disagree.

But you wont see me calling you names over it.

Disagreeing over homosexuality doesn't mean I think homos are bad people, or I hate them. I just don't think its right . period.

Rectified? He was calcified! (Or something to that effect.)

Former President Clinton visits troops in Iraq


Upon arrival Clinton noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Colonel leading the tour, "What's the camel for?".

The Colonel replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."

Clinton said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me."

As soon as the sun went down Clinton could not stand it any more so he told the Colonel to "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"

The Colonel shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the presidents quarters.

Clinton grabs a foot stool & proceeds to have vigorous sex with the camel. Upon being satisfied Clinton steps down from the stool and ask the Colonel, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The Colonel replies, "Well sir uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................................they usually just ride her into town."

Aw man, I'm going to have to try to clean this one up a bit. This one got told a million times when I was deployed.

A young replacement joins a battle hardened unit that is seeing daily action. After a short time, he starts feeling the urges that young men feel and comments one day that he sure misses getting a little sumpin' sumpin' once in awhile. His squad leader pulls him aside and says "Private, you know we don't have any women around here, but on the back side of the mess tent there is a barrel with a knot hole in it at a certain height. When you feel the need to release some tension, just get out of your rack in the middle of the night, and use the barrel."

Well, the young soldier, fresh from the world is aghast and insists that he's not going to use a barrel. That ain't natural.

"Ok." his squad leader says. "Your choice."

After another couple of weeks, the urges overpower him, so in the middle of the night, he slips out of his rack and sneaks out behind the mess tent where sure enough, he finds a barrel. There's a whole in it right where ol' Sarge said it would be, so after looking around nervously for a bit, he pulls himself out of his pants, and inserts himself into the hole.

It's amazing! It's incredible! It feels awesome! After just a few moments, he's done... And he feels much better.

The next morning he excitedly tells his squad leader "Sergeant, you were right! That barrel is great! I'm going to use it every night!"

"Every night but Tuesday." his squad leader says.

"No way Sergeant! I'm going back every night! I can't believe how good that was. I've got to do that again!"

"No problem, just not on Tuesday." his squad leader says again.

"Why can't I use it on Tuesday" the young soldier asks.

"Because Tuesday is your day in the barrel."

it wasn't banned it just wasn't talked about. if you were gay, fine, just keep it to yourself. Its just like anyother taboo, if you like to have your wife/husband take a sh^t on your chest to help you get off, more power to ya, just keep it at home.

If you read the thread and weren't being disingenuous, you would realize and/or should know that I was not speaking about f'in animals.

While you people are are all outraging and FuzzNJ is padding his application for Grand Marsall of another gay pride parade, I'll be off securing a no-bid contract with the US military to supply sheep and pigs.

Some of them for food.

Once their check clears, I don't care how they use them!

I appear to have struck a nerve somewhere. Allow me to extend a disingenuous apology.

Neither is worse to me. Both to me aren't what I consider "normal" or what I think a relationship should be.

Do you support banning swinging in the military or not allowing swingers to marry?

But...should a certain ideal be legislated?

The reason I'm bugging you about this is because you seem very Libertarian in your views. Which is why I find such a strong opinion from you about this type of thing kinda weird.

Im not embarrassed to admit both.

Borndead1 I know, drug legalization is another pure libertarian one I have issues with.

No I don't think legislation is necessary I think the government should get out of the marriage business and it should be up to churches.

With this bill I figured sodomy was to cover the gays in the military. Bestiality???

In reading the wording of the Article 125 of the UCMJ, sodomy and bestiality were banned in the same sentence, so it looks like the only way to repeal the sodomy ban was to repeal the whole Article as it was written. But that doesn't make a sexy headline like "Senate Approves Bill that Legalizes Sodomy and Bestiality in U.S. Military".

Exactly. That's why you will only see this story in the right wing media.

Oh no name calling. cry

Ok, you are a Republican. Fine with me. What's all the support for Ron Paul then?

You want the government control on this issue right here, on this thread, this issue.

Truth.

O.k.

Now were talking about hot anal sex andytv should be checking in soon.......

Well then what business does government have forcing those that feel it is immoral to have to turn a blind eye ?
You can do whatever you want behind your bedroom door just don't make others go along like it is OK. The kind of people you hang with have been around since the beginning of mankind, no doubt but there was a reason it was kept quiet and no one talked about it, it is abnormal behavior, plain and simple. There is a reason we have men and women and that is to pro-create. Now I don't expect you to understand this way of thinking, as it is far reaching for someone who idolizes Barney Frank and his type.

I've always assumed that the US Navy never enforced the sodomy provision. Now we are going to have to teach our retiring military personnel that once the enter the civilian world, bestiality is no longer acceptable.

Not after this passed!!