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Political Bar Humor
Kawak Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 11-26-2007
Posts: 4,025
So a Conservative a Republican a Liberal and a Democrat walk into a bar... Bar tender looks and says, hey Mitt!!!

Few minutes later Obama walks in the same bar and says, hey Mitt, i'd like to buy you a drink! You brought your wallet right!!?
Rclay Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-30-2006
Posts: 1,813
laugh now.......we will cry later.
ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,661
Where's the conservative?
bloody spaniard Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
Kawak wrote:
So a Conservative a Republican a Liberal and a Democrat walk into a bar... Bar tender looks and says, hey Mitt!!!

Few minutes later Obama walks in the same bar and says, hey Mitt, i'd like to buy you a drink! You brought your wallet right!!?




So wait a minute, 4 guys walk into a bar but the bartender only gives Mitt the old "NORM" greeting? Ok, so now Obama hits on Mitt but he needs Mitt's wallet first??? Is Obama gay AND broke? Are they going dancing afterwards?
What about the other guys? Where'd they go?
This is a complicated joke.

Here's a paper bag. Can you put it over your head & try it again with a Jackie Mason delivery? Heck, I'll settle for Jackie Martling.
dubleuhb Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 03-20-2011
Posts: 11,350
Mitt, wanting to be all of them while trying to be none of them. Well that's what I got.
Whistlebritches Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,128
dubleuhb wrote:
Mitt, wanting to be all of them while trying to be none of them. Well that's what I got.



Me too.......but admittedly I had to read it 3 times to come to this conclusion.

Ron
bloody spaniard Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I get it now! (sigh of satisfaction)

Thanks, guys! Badly punctuated jokes get me every time!d'oh!
Karawak, you scamp you!ThumpUp
fiddler898 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 06-15-2009
Posts: 3,782
May I thread jack with some more political bar humor?

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant.

"I'm sorry," said the snooty maître d', "but you can't come in here without a Thai."
DadZilla3 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 01-17-2009
Posts: 4,633
fiddler898 wrote:
"I'm sorry," said the snooty maître d', "but you can't come in here without a Thai."


Excellent! Beer
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
I FIRST HEARD THAT "JOKE" FROM A SPEAKER AT THE CPACKCRAP CONVENTION WHERE CONSERVATIVES MEET TO EAT, EVAN THOUGH DUFFY AIN'T NEVER THERE, ONLY ARCHIE THE MANAGER IS . I THINK AT THE LAST CONVENTTION, SOME DUD0 NAMED ROVE, TRIED HIS MOUTH AT RAP AND TRIED TO DODO SOME KIND OF DANCE WITH HIS FINGERS POINTING UP ON THE UPBEAT AND RARELY FINDING THE BEAT.

I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, AS I AM PRONE TO DO, ALTHO I HAVE BEEN GUILTY OF DOING BOTH SITTING AND STANDING STRAIGHT UP, WHO ARE THESE STRANGE PEOPLE. THEY ARE, THE ARC-TANGENT OF COOL. THESE ARE THE KIND OF FOLKS I HAVE SEEN ON TV SHOWS. THEY WEAR SUITS AND
SHIRTS WITH TIES WHEN THEY EAT AT HOME AND THEY EAT AT A TABLE INSTEAD OF ON ONE OF THE TIN TV TRAYS LIKE REGULAR FOLKS.

I ALWAYS LIKED THE UNKNOWN COMEDIAN.

FIDDLER898.
LONG, BUT FUNNY ELIMINATE 7 COUNTRIES AND I THINK YOU HAVE A WINNER
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