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norcalmedic Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 12:37 PM EST
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What is the worst cigar you ever had? I'm kind of a cigar snob but ill try mostly try any cigars. Recently the Baha'i bundle was on sale so I got a bundle. I tried the blue label and if was ok for what it was then I gotnthe orange label. Horrible. Smoked bad tasted horrible bad after taste. Nothing like the reviews or avdertisement. Gave half away and almost don't want the rest in my humidor. What's your input?!!!?!
vrodrider Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 12:40 PM EST
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Had a cigar one time if I recall called 757 not sure who made it but it sounded like it was a jet and tasted like it was jet fuel so terrible i smoked about 1/4 and tossed it
DrMaddVibe Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 12:41 PM EST
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WORT





1ST




POST





EVAH!!!!
Numismaniac Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 12:43 PM EST
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lol
Numismaniac Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 12:45 PM EST
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welcome, I could name a few I don't like, taste is different for everyone, I hate beer, my wife likes it,


and.
Nicar Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 12:46 PM EST
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Maybe this is a home brewed cigar?


How much wort do you add?
tomo046 Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 12:50 PM EST
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Don elias , 1876 reserve, and I think it was called "fat cat"
Campage Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 12:53 PM EST
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Penicillin might clear that up
ZRX1200 Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 12:55 PM EST
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Thomspun house brand



WORT EVAH!
Buckwheat Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 12:57 PM EST
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Plugged RyJ Churchill Tubo (CC).
Numismaniac Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 12:58 PM EST
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Nicar wrote:
Maybe this is a home brewed cigar?


How much wort do you add?



I knew with all the brewers here, that one would get caught, hehe.

Good one.
CelticBomber Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 1:03 PM EST
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Really wanna choke the person that added the color and font increases to this forum sometimes. I hate those giant posts.
leftyposthole Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 1:04 PM EST
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what Z said, wanted to gag
Nicar Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 1:05 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
Really wanna choke the person that added the color and font increases to this forum sometimes. I hate those giant posts.





there, fixed your post.... it's about the wort that I could do
Ram27 Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 1:08 PM EST
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Nicar wrote:
there, fixed your post.... it's about the wort that I could do










LOL LOL LOL LOL
ZRX1200 Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 1:11 PM EST
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I gave my bundle to my boss to give to his son in law for his poker night. He dovorced my bosses daughter 2 months later!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 1:13 PM EST
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Nicar wrote:
there, fixed your post.... it's about the wort that I could do

Applause Very funny...

As for the worst cigar I've ever had, a Carlos Torano Dominico is the only cigar I've kicked out of my humidor... stunk up my brand new desktop humidor with a horrific, almost barnyardish smell...

took me a few months to get it smelling like good cigars again... ok, maybe not good cigars, but it smells like cigars at least...

The only cigar I've ever smoked less than 1/3 of was something called an Aldo Antilla Premium Handmade... gift from my mailman... hand-rolled in the charming 3rd world country of Fresno, California... worst cigar I've ever tasted... and I'm pretty sure they dyed their wrappers....
hvega1986 Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 1:34 PM EST
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Ambos mundos, might have gotten it at a bad time. It tasted like grass an I pitched it shortly after lighting it.
honda250r Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 1:38 PM EST
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Jamaican cigar on the beach. Could not stop inhaling. Ate alot of jerked chicken after that one.
knokmdwn Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 1:39 PM EST
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hvega1986 wrote:
Ambos mundos, might have gotten it at a bad time. It tasted like grass an I pitched it shortly after lighting it.



That's how ALL the AVO's taste to me......like grass. Definately not in my wheelhouse.

Oh, and Ambos Mundos..............if I was Pete, I would dis-own this stick. It is an embarrasement to the Tatuaje line imo.
vrodrider Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 1:40 PM EST
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honda250r wrote:
Jamaican cigar on the beach. Could not stop inhaling. Ate alot of jerked chicken after that one.



Thats why they sell the cigars so you will buy the chicken LOL
DrMaddVibe Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 1:51 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
Really wanna choke the person that added the color and font increases to this forum sometimes. I hate those giant posts.



don't be hatin'!
Stinkdyr Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 1:53 PM EST
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Gotta kiss a few frogs to discover the Prince you really want to deeply french kiss and fondle.


Herfing
pdxstogieman Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 9:00 PM EST
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Victor Sinclair Vintage Selyeccch

Absolutely friggin horrific taste. A turd or dirt clod would be a step up.
m j toal Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 9:12 PM EST
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Cuban Stock Orange Label.

Local B&M house brand.

Terrible.




VDAwhip
dpnewell Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 9:23 PM EST
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Felipe Gregorio 1957
Mitch65 Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 9:28 PM EST
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Jc Newman factory throw out
Lancaster6802 Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 9:35 PM EST
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Nicar wrote:
there, fixed your post.... it's about the wort that I could do

Ha ha ha
stogiemonger Offline
#29 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 9:55 PM EST
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Tatiana Mocha. Smelled like a burning tire, tasted worse, almost puked. Tossed it after less than an inch, did not smoke for days. Horrid!
Abrignac Offline
#30 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 9:58 PM EST
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A Philly Blunt.
delta1 Offline
#31 Posted: Wed, Jul 11 2012, 10:20 PM EST
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Graycliff Professionale, purple band churchill. Tasted harsh, sour and bitter. Burned hot and unevenly. Only cigar that I've quit smoking after about an inch or so and cut open to see what was inside. Surprised to see it was long filler leaves rolled bookstyle, standard construction. Still have a few that I'm afraid to smoke and won't consider packing up and shipping out, even to other noobs or the troops. ANY ONE WANT SOME CIGARS THAT WILL MAKE THEM GIVE UP SMOKING?
dlxkey Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Jul 12 2012, 12:22 AM EST
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La Vieja Habana Brazilian Maduro Belicoso - by Drew Estates = The only cigar I've tried that I found completely un smokeable. I bought a box based on the reviews and price - choked on one when they arrived (as did a co-worker I gave one to) - and choked on another after a month in the humidor. The smoke was like that blowing in your face from a campfire.
smokestaxx Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, Jul 12 2012, 6:29 AM EST
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Puros indos or a victor sinclair maduro that turns your mouth blue....
bdrizzle Offline
#34 Posted: Thu, Jul 12 2012, 6:44 AM EST
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delta1 wrote:
Graycliff Professionale, purple band churchill. Tasted harsh, sour and bitter. Burned hot and unevenly. Only cigar that I've quit smoking after about an inch or so and cut open to see what was inside. Surprised to see it was long filler leaves rolled bookstyle, standard construction. Still have a few that I'm afraid to smoke and won't consider packing up and shipping out, even to other noobs or the troops. ANY ONE WANT SOME CIGARS THAT WILL MAKE THEM GIVE UP SMOKING?



I can't believe your poor form sir. No one will talk that way about the best cigars in the world. May you never speak again.

Send them to me. I'm a graycliff groupie.


Oh yeah. My first purchase on CI was a 5er of El Mejor Emeralds. Smoked one tossed the rest. They taste like rolled up notebook paper.
hnixon12 Offline
#35 Posted: Thu, Jul 12 2012, 6:59 AM EST
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i think it was a Nica Libre....ewwwwwwhhh
illinichaser Offline
#36 Posted: Thu, Jul 12 2012, 7:19 AM EST
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hnixon12 wrote:
i think it was a Nica Libre....ewwwwwwhhh


The nica libre I had were pretty bad as well.

But I also have some costa rican primero's(or some such nonsense) that a friend talked me into doing a split on. They are awful.
PDQ Offline
#37 Posted: Thu, Jul 12 2012, 7:48 AM EST
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Zino Platinum was about the worst I've ever tasted. A mistake not to be repeated.
crgcpro Offline
#38 Posted: Thu, Jul 12 2012, 8:21 AM EST
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Cu Avana Maduro. $30 for 40 of them. Smoked 1/3 of one and threw the rest out!

Victor Sinclair. God awful taste. Toxic dirt is the best description I can come up with. Had part of one 6 months ago and I'm still trying to get that taste out of my mouth!

Pro
K9biker Offline
#39 Posted: Thu, Jul 12 2012, 8:42 AM EST
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I was gifted a Drew Estate "Java Latte". DISGUSTING
knokmdwn Offline
#40 Posted: Thu, Jul 12 2012, 8:49 AM EST
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K9biker wrote:
I was gifted a Drew Estate "Java Latte". DISGUSTING




+1
leftyposthole Offline
#41 Posted: Thu, Jul 12 2012, 9:45 AM EST
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Good Ol RAH sent me a Victor Sinclair of some kind. It sat in my humi a couple mos. before I got the cohonies to light it up. I can't believe people buy these things. I can't describe the Godawful taste, threw it in the streetand backed my pickup over it
fiddler898 Offline
#42 Posted: Thu, Jul 12 2012, 9:58 AM EST
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norcalmedic wrote:
What is the worst cigar you ever had? I'm kind of a cigar snob but ill try mostly try any cigars. Recently the Baha'i bundle was on sale so I got a bundle. I tried the blue label and if was ok for what it was then I gotnthe orange label. Horrible. Smoked bad tasted horrible bad after taste. Nothing like the reviews or avdertisement. Gave half away and almost don't want the rest in my humidor. What's your input?!!!?!


That explains it: the Baha'i don't smoke!

Boo hoo!
Russiancrusher Offline
#43 Posted: Thu, Jul 12 2012, 9:59 AM EST
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I remove Plantar Worts in the office.
tailgater Offline
#44 Posted: Thu, Jul 12 2012, 10:37 AM EST
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Maybe some of you FOGs remember the Tamboril line from the late '90s, early aughts?

I did a review on these boards many moons ago.

Nightmares.
Dry heaving.

To this day, I get a gag reflex at the mere thought.

Andrew Zimmerman would heave at the aroma.
KingoftheCove Offline
#45 Posted: Thu, Jul 12 2012, 10:46 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Thomspun house brand



WORT EVAH!

+1....Elite Series Maduro Churchill to be precise......
Numismaniac Offline
#46 Posted: Thu, Jul 12 2012, 10:59 AM EST
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leftyposthole wrote:
Good Ol RAH sent me a Victor Sinclair of some kind. It sat in my humi a couple mos. before I got the cohonies to light it up. I can't believe people buy these things. I can't describe the Godawful taste, threw it in the streetand backed my pickup over it



lol, how you doing , my friend, I'll remember that.

I see pro backed that up as well, hehe
Abrignac Offline
#47 Posted: Thu, Jul 12 2012, 11:04 AM EST
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Oops wort than the Philly Blunt was a Gurka Gran Reserve. Tasted like soggy burnt sugar.
Whistlebritches Offline
#48 Posted: Thu, Jul 12 2012, 11:13 AM EST
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A cigar I picked up in a liquor store in Seoul Korea back in the late 80's.I wish I could remember the name but it escapes me.........I tossed it,picked up a bottle of Korean Whiskey(also doubles as lighter fluid)and a pack of Turtle cigarettes to get the taste out of my mouth.Took 3 days get my pallette back in order.


Ron
delta1 Offline
#49 Posted: Thu, Jul 12 2012, 10:41 PM EST
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bdrizzle wrote:
I can't believe your poor form sir. No one will talk that way about the best cigars in the world. May you never speak again.

Send them to me. I'm a graycliff groupie.


Oh yeah. My first purchase on CI was a 5er of El Mejor Emeralds. Smoked one tossed the rest. They taste like rolled up notebook paper.


The Graycliff Professionale that I spoke about was probably not a true Graycliff. It was probably a CI knockoff. I've had only one that had "Bahamas" on the band, a Crystal, and that was an amazing smoke. I'd rank it among the top 3-4 cigars I've ever had, but alas, the real Graycliffs rolled in the Bahamas are very expensive. They have them at the local B&M, and all go for $20 plus a stick.
tj2001cobra Offline
#50 Posted: Thu, Jul 12 2012, 11:02 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
Graycliff Professionale, purple band churchill. Tasted harsh, sour and bitter. Burned hot and unevenly. Only cigar that I've quit smoking after about an inch or so and cut open to see what was inside. Surprised to see it was long filler leaves rolled bookstyle, standard construction. Still have a few that I'm afraid to smoke and won't consider packing up and shipping out, even to other noobs or the troops. ANY ONE WANT SOME CIGARS THAT WILL MAKE THEM GIVE UP SMOKING?


ram27bat

The Purple is a Chateau Gran Cru. One of the first cigars that I REALLY liked.

You must have been doing it wrong.
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