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TODAY THE MAVEN WANTS TO LEARN
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
IT'S TOO DAMN HOT OUTSIDE, SO TODAY I WILL SIT IN MY AIR CONDITION HOME AND HAVE
A SORT OF SUNDAY SCHOLL. NOTHING RELIGIOUS, I HAVE ALREADY COMPLETED MY STUDY
OF RELIGIONS.

TODAY I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR FROM ROMNEY SUPORTERS WHAT AND WHY WILLARD ROMNEY
CAN AND WILL DO FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES. I AM NOT REFERING TO THE
UPPER CLASS OF THEW RICH, THEY DON'T APPEAR TO NEED ANY HELP. I AM REFERRING TO
THE AVERAGE FAMILY, THE PEOPLE TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING KEEP THEIR HOUSE AND
MAINTAIN A REASONABLY COMFORTABLE LIFE.

DON'T WASTE TIME POINTING TO WHAT PRESIDENT OBAMA DIDN'T DO OR PROMISES HE
DIDN'T KEEP.

I WANT TO LEARN WHAT YOU THINK ROMNEY CAN AND WILL DO. I WILL HAVE NO REBUTAL.

I WANT TO HEAR WHAT I AM NOT AWARE OF TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS NEW CR AP IS, BUT I RESENT MY WORDS BEING TURNED INTO LINKS.

IF THIS IS DONE FOR MONEY, I EXPECT TO BE COMPENSATED.
chiefburg Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 01-31-2005
Posts: 7,384
Rick,

Not sure what he plans to do since I try to avoid TV. But, I do know this: It's not the government's job to take care of the people. I believe it's the people's job, along with each State, to govern and watch out for each other. I don't think the government owes me anything and all I want it to do is maintain good order and discipline and provide a defense for teh country.

It's not Romney's or Obama's job to "take care of" the middle or lower class. And, it's not the Supreme Courts job to decide it's a "tax" rather than a "fine." I don't understand this mentality of "what are they going to do for me." The big thing is "what are you going to do for yourself and your fellow man."

Please, no more government, no more promises, no more handouts (except in the most critical cases). When I say "critical cases" I mean where someone isn't capable. Getting pregnant and having 5 kids isn't critical. If you can't feed 5 you shouldn't have them. And, I don't think being fat is a handicap and should take up handicap spaces where those with real ailments (paralyzed, crippled, etc).

Why do you think it's the governments job to do so much? Why do the liberals feel it's necessary to give handouts to everyone? Why do many feel the government owes them? I think these are the real questions. I would support a President that said "no more handouts to those capable." I think Welfare, foodstamps, and other handouts should be given to those who work for it. There's no such thing as a free lunch.
wheelrite Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 11-01-2006
Posts: 50,119
We need a Jewish President,,

That's the only way to cut Fed. spending..
teedubbya Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
I heard he intends to bring the magic underwear factory he sent to china back to a new plant in Mississippi.

The problem is teaching the sippians the fly isn't supposed to be in the back.
ZRX1200 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,628
He will use the pearl of wisdom to help unhealthy fat poor folks to lose weight and live a better lifestyle.
HockeyDad Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,160
wheelrite wrote:
We need a Jewish President,,

That's the only way to cut Fed. spending..



....And we would replenish the gold in Fort Knox.

(Ducking for cover!)
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted:
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Posts: 60,628
Why did Moses wonder the desert for 40 days and 40 nights?









Someone dropped a nickle.
Mathen Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 05-27-2011
Posts: 2,338
As a Jew, I love Jew jokes. But c'mon, come up with something I haven't heard.

You can do better Jaime.
ZRX1200 Offline
#10 Posted:
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Im hungover.


You do a bad pollock joke to even it up?
Mathen Offline
#11 Posted:
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I'm a polish Jew at that, so I got some of those too! LOL
teedubbya Offline
#12 Posted:
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Posts: 95,637
The only Jew joke I know ends with

Ever since the cue ball incident he always measures his food before he eats it.
ZRX1200 Offline
#13 Posted:
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Posts: 60,628
Well we have teedubya now........I'm thinking a 3 guys walk in the bar joke is afoot!
pdxstogieman Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 10-04-2007
Posts: 5,219
A Hacidic Jew walks into a bar with a large Amazon parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender looks at him and asks, "Where'd you get him?"

The parrot squawks, "Awwwk, New York City, the place is full of them!"
engletl Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 12-26-2000
Posts: 26,493
teedubbya wrote:
I heard he intends to bring the magic underwear factory he sent to china back to a new plant in Mississippi.

The problem is teaching the sippians the fly isn't supposed to be in the back.



hmmm...iffin they make thongs I know one ol fog that would be perfect to supervise...
rfenst Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,349
wheelrite wrote:
We need a Jewish President,,

That's the only way to cut Fed. spending..


Wasn't Rham Emanuel close enough to prove a point?

And, you knew Bernanke is an observant Jewish, right.
jackconrad Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
Goodbye Cruel World..
HockeyDad Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,160
rfenst wrote:
And, you knew Bernanke is an observant Jewish, right.



Money changers in the temple! What would Jesus do?
jackconrad Offline
#19 Posted:
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You don't know JACK!
bloody spaniard Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
(threadjack on)

Bradley has some serious editing skills. Enjoyed his 20 year reminiscings.

(threadjack off)
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
ZRX1200

YOU ARE WITHOUT A DOUBT THE3 DUMBEST MOTHERF'ER THAT HAS EVER
POSTED ON THESE BOARDS.

HOW DOES A HUMAN MIND WANDER FROM THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE TO A JEWISH
JOKE I HEARD IN THE EARLY 40'S.

YOU WOULD BE WISE TO SEEK HELP FROM A THERAPIST. ONE DAY YOU MAY BE
FORCED TO MAKE A DECISION ABOUT YOUR LIFE AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
ARE CAPABLE OF MAKING ANY RESPONSIBLE DECISION ABOUT ANYHING.

IF YOU ARE IN A SPECIAL PLACE FOR THE MENTALLY ILL, I APOLOGIES.
FuzzNJ Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 06-28-2006
Posts: 13,000
RICKAMAVEN wrote:
ZRX1200

YOU ARE WITHOUT A DOUBT THE3 DUMBEST MOTHERF'ER THAT HAS EVER
POSTED ON THESE BOARDS.

HOW DOES A HUMAN MIND WANDER FROM THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE TO A JEWISH
JOKE I HEARD IN THE EARLY 40'S.

YOU WOULD BE WISE TO SEEK HELP FROM A THERAPIST. ONE DAY YOU MAY BE
FORCED TO MAKE A DECISION ABOUT YOUR LIFE AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
ARE CAPABLE OF MAKING ANY RESPONSIBLE DECISION ABOUT ANYHING.

IF YOU ARE IN A SPECIAL PLACE FOR THE MENTALLY ILL, I APOLOGIES.



Uh oh. Sh*t is getting real.
rfenst Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,349
FuzzNJ wrote:
Uh oh. Sh*t is getting real.


Don't worry. Even if you don't post anything else on this thread, if there is a "flame war", you will be attacked!
bloody spaniard Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
Rick's posts usually make me giggle even when he insults my friends.
If ZRX be dumb mother'fer, this here Mongo be one two.

Rick, it's called conversation flow... Think of the alternative.
Remember the fella who used to give you awkward blank stares over the phone after you finished & awaited a response??
Present company excluded of course. Gonz
FuzzNJ Offline
#25 Posted:
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Posts: 13,000
bloody spaniard wrote:
Rick's posts usually make me giggle even when he insults my friends.
If ZRX be dumb mother'fer, this here Mongo be one two.

Rick, it's called conversation flow... Think of the alternative.
Remember the fella who used to give you awkward blank stares over the phone after you finished & awaited a response??
Present company excluded of course. Gonz


bloody spaniard wrote:
LMAO!!! (ahhhhh, tears are beginning to flow & sinuses are clearing)

The bastid typed "two" when he meant too. Man like dat is a man of ledders no doubt nohow.

bloody spaniard Offline
#26 Posted:
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HAHAHA
It take a Mongo to get a Mongo.ThumpUp
jackconrad Offline
#27 Posted:
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Posts: 67,461
You don't know You don't know JACK!JACK!
ZRX1200 Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,628
Rick I posted #6 before seeing Wheels post.



Thus the old jewish joke. I knew it was old enough for you to remember and alpreciate. And as you enjoy mocking Romneys religion I figured you would be ok with religious jokes.


Random direction? From your mouth?! For shame!


LMAO!

I do love your posts Uncle Rick.
FuzzNJ Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 06-28-2006
Posts: 13,000
jackconrad wrote:
You don't know You don't know JACK!JACK!


With everyone thinking I'm insane, we're over-looking someone who may really need some help.

Look at that cut and paste there, 3 words, then the full 4 words, then the 4th word from the first 3 words. Plus he's typed goodbye cruel world like 20 times.

Let's have an intervention and help a brother out.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,498
FuzzNJ wrote:
With everyone thinking I'm insane, we're over-looking someone who may really need some help.

Look at that cut and paste there, 3 words, then the full 4 words, then the 4th word from the first 3 words. Plus he's typed goodbye cruel world like 20 times.

Let's have an intervention and help a brother out.



No more thought is needed...you ARE insane.

You're a douche in the worst sense of the term. Nobody wants you around. You're despicable and a pox to the community here. You provide NOTHING!


CINDY BRADY WHY DO YOU POST HERE?
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