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Kawak Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Jul 30 2012, 6:25 PM EST
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I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I answered:

12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHOM DID I MISS?
HockeyDad Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Jul 30 2012, 7:19 PM EST
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See you in the re-education camps.
wheelrite Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Jul 30 2012, 7:22 PM EST
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obviously a satirical topic


But,,
don't screw around with the IRS,

You can't win..

Believe me, I know,,


wheel,
drywalldog Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Jul 30 2012, 8:52 PM EST
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The funny part is, Huck was trying this on the 1040 EZ form.
Kawak Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Jul 30 2012, 9:04 PM EST
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Oh look, how cute puppy dog got some free time from the boss to come on Cbid! So cute when he thinks he comes in and thinks he's relevant! Warms the heart!
drywalldog Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Jul 30 2012, 9:21 PM EST
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Tad more relevant than a ficticous post.
jackconrad Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Jul 30 2012, 9:42 PM EST
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How many Depends you got !
GIBrett Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Jul 30 2012, 9:48 PM EST
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drywalldog wrote:
The funny part is, Huck was trying this on the 1040 EZ form.


hahaha
daveincincy Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Jul 31 2012, 8:53 AM EST
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DWD tagged in for Fuzz during his absence.

Funny post btw. I imagine, with that many dependants, you would get a heck of a refund.
Kawak Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Jul 31 2012, 10:04 AM EST
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Yes, Fuzz came in and took over the lib agenda and little puppydog felt irrelevant so with the Fuzzer not around this has brought back meaning. It all worked out in the end.
drywalldog Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Jul 31 2012, 8:25 PM EST
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Glad you posting crap helps you fit in with your buddies on here Huck. You seem like the kinda guy that needs that.
HockeyDad Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Jul 31 2012, 10:19 PM EST
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You gonna go with that or take advantage of the new edit feature?!
teedubbya Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Jul 31 2012, 10:38 PM EST
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This has to be the eighth or tenth time this knee slapper has been posted.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2012, 9:50 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
This has to be the eighth or tenth time this knee slapper has been posted.



There has to be more deductions now though
Kawak Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2012, 10:20 AM EST
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drywalldog wrote:
Glad you posting crap helps you fit in with your buddies on here Huck. You seem like the kinda guy that needs that.


Focus little puppy dog! Fuzz would never let himself be distracted from the Liberal talking points! Your not filling in very well in his absence. DMV is owning this site right now! Fuzz will not be happy...
DrMaddVibe Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2012, 10:38 AM EST
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You might want to put your accountant on speed dial...200 more deductions since my last post!

Our borders really are a sieve!
victor809 Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2012, 10:41 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
This has to be the eighth or tenth time this knee slapper has been posted.


Did you get the irony that Kawak's avatar is someone beating a dead horse?
DrMaddVibe Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Aug 1 2012, 10:48 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Did you get the irony that Kawak's avatar is someone beating a dead horse?



No, but I did get the one with you and a ballgag!
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