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Ryan Launches Campaign Theme of Lying
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
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TAMPA (The Borowitz Report)—In his
speech to the Republican National
Convention last night, Vice-Presidential
nominee Paul Ryan test-drove what the
Romney-Ryan campaign says will be a major
theme for the 2012 Republican campaign:
“lying about everything.”

“The question was, how many whoppers
could you pack into one speech?” the
campaign adviser Tracy Klugian said. “All I
can say is, when Fox News accuses a
Republican of lying, you know you’ve
witnessed something historic.”

Mr. Ryan pronounced himself pleased with
his performance, noting that he only strayed
into the truth when he recited the names of
his wife and children.

“That won’t happen again,” he laughed. “Call
it opening-night jitters.”

As for Presidential nominee Mitt Romney, he
said he was working “around the clock” to
add additional lies to his speech tonight:
“I’m no Paul Ryan, but, darn it, I’m going to
do my best.”
wheelrite Offline
#2 Posted:
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ok,,

I suppose I'll ask,,
sigh, what lies
jojoc Offline
#3 Posted:
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so do you have anything useful to post?


if'n you gona call somun out for ly'n at least point out da lie.



fishinguitarman Offline
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The Foil Hat is ON!
CWFoster Offline
#5 Posted:
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The lie is that RICK has anything rational or thoughtful to add to the debate. Like most liberals, he's succumbed to the final conclusion of a steadfast belief in Darwinian Evolution, and has been reduced to sitting back in his cage and throwing handfuls of excrement at anyone who comes close enough.
calavera Offline
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It is the usual liberal tactic of spewing as much hate and lies as possible, and having the media pick it up and spread it to the point that some sheeple start to believe it as the truth.

If a monkey throws enough poop at something, some will eventually stick to it and start to stink. Libs know the theory well.








J
DrMaddVibe Offline
#7 Posted:
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White Guilt is a real burden for those that carry the water.
rfenst Offline
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Seems like everybody likes political comedy, puns, jokes, half-truths, name calling, comics and the like... until it's their "ox getting gored".

Lighten up ladies. There is stuff like Rick posted on both sides of the spectrum.

After all, everyone loved Clint Eastwood, right?
HockeyDad Offline
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The problem with Republicans is that they think all Democrats just want free stuff paid for by someone else.
The Problem with Democrats is they think all Republicans are azzholes because they won't give Democrats more free stuff.
rfenst Offline
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HockeyDad wrote:
The problem with Republicans is that they think all Democrats just want free stuff paid for by someone else.
The Problem with Democrats is they think all Republicans are azzholes because they won't give Democrats more free stuff.



Holy crap- You just insulted different sides of the spectrum!!!
HockeyDad Offline
#11 Posted:
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rfenst wrote:
Holy crap- You just insulted different sides of the spectrum!!!



I'm a globalist. We control both parties and orchestrate this whole song & dance. It is the modern version of gladiators.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
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jojoc

ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF RESEARCHING ANYTHING YOUR SELF.

LOOK UP WHEN THAT AUTO PLANT THAT RYAN LIED ABOUT ACTUALLY CLOSED.

RFEMEMBER RYAN AND AIKEN BOTH GENERATED THE WOMEN'S ANTI EVERYTHING BILL.

NO PLANNED PARENTHOOD. NO BIRTH CONTROL. VIAGRA FOR THE MEN

THE MAN'S WIFE MIGHT JUST HAVE STOPPED HAVING SEX WITH HIM BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T
WANT OR NEED ANY MORE CHILDREEN.

WAKE UP, ROMNEY IS A CALCULATER, HE IS NOT A HUMAN BEING.
ZRX1200 Offline
#13 Posted:
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ROMNEY NEVER ATE DOG
ZRX1200 Offline
#14 Posted:
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NO CALCULATOR CHOOM GANG OUTRAGE
ZRX1200 Offline
#15 Posted:
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أنبوب
ZRX1200 Offline
#16 Posted:
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האחרה
DadZilla3 Offline
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calavera wrote:
It is the usual liberal tactic of spewing as much hate and lies as possible, and having the media pick it up and spread it to the point that some sheeple start to believe it as the truth.

If a monkey throws enough poop at something, some will eventually stick to it and start to stink. Libs know the theory well.


Arguing online with liberals is like playing chess with a pigeon...no matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, crap all over the board, and strut around like it's victorious. - Anonymous
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#18 Posted:
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jojoc

ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF RESEARCHING ANYTHING YOUR SELF.

LOOK UP WHEN THAT AUTO PLANT THAT RYAN LIED ABOUT ACTUALLY CLOSED.

RFEMEMBER RYAN AND AIKEN BOTH GENERATED THE WOMEN'S ANTI EVERYTHING BILL.

NO PLANNED PARENTHOOD. NO BIRTH CONTROL. VIAGRA FOR THE MEN

THE MAN'S WIFE MIGHT JUST HAVE STOPPED HAVING SEX WITH HIM BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T
WANT OR NEED ANY MORE CHILDREEN.

WAKE UP, ROMNEY IS A CALCULATER, HE IS NOT A HUMAN BEING.
ZRX1200 Offline
#19 Posted:
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Posts: 60,661
Cut n paste doo doo
critter2 Offline
#20 Posted:
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don't visit here often, and that is too often, but, i am notifying the romney organization to use this as an example of a democratic voter. i won't be back.


RICKAMAVEN wrote:
jojoc

ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF RESEARCHING ANYTHING YOUR SELF.

LOOK UP WHEN THAT AUTO PLANT THAT RYAN LIED ABOUT ACTUALLY CLOSED.

RFEMEMBER RYAN AND AIKEN BOTH GENERATED THE WOMEN'S ANTI EVERYTHING BILL.

NO PLANNED PARENTHOOD. NO BIRTH CONTROL. VIAGRA FOR THE MEN

THE MAN'S WIFE MIGHT JUST HAVE STOPPED HAVING SEX WITH HIM BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T
WANT OR NEED ANY MORE CHILDREEN.

WAKE UP, ROMNEY IS A CALCULATER, HE IS NOT A HUMAN BEING.

ZRX1200 Offline
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rfenst Offline
#22 Posted:
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Posts: 39,424
ZRX1200 wrote:
ROMNEY NEVER ATE DOG


And you have?
ZRX1200 Offline
#23 Posted:
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Posts: 60,661
No.......



Does my ex count? Woof.
ZRX1200 Offline
#24 Posted:
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http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/04/obama-as-a-boy-ate-dog-meat/
RICKAMAVEN Offline
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ZRX1200

ASK HER WHAT 3 TIMES 7 IS. IF SHE HAS TO THINK ABOUT IT, SHE CAN'T COUNT.
Mathen Offline
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Apparently Ryan claims to have run a sub-three marathon when the only record of him having ever run one puts him at four-oh-one.

Everything else, I could forgive. Not this. No sir, NOT. THIS.
CWFoster Offline
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Posts: 5,414
HockeyDad wrote:
The problem with Republicans is that they think all Democrats just want free stuff paid for by someone else.
The Problem with Democrats is they think all Republicans are azzholes because they won't give Democrats more free stuff.


You ALMOST got it right! The Republicans problem is not wanting to pay for free stuff the Democrats are going to use to buy votes against them in elections! Republicans (especially establishment Republicans) would probably be okay with it, if they got matching campaign contributions!
CWFoster Offline
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RICKAMAVEN wrote:
jojoc

ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF RESEARCHING ANYTHING YOUR SELF.

LOOK UP WHEN THAT AUTO PLANT THAT RYAN LIED ABOUT ACTUALLY CLOSED.
(2009, in Apil, and Obama's speech talked abou keeping open (AND REOPENING) similar plants for the next 100 years, now who was it lied again?)

RFEMEMBER RYAN AND AIKEN BOTH GENERATED THE WOMEN'S ANTI EVERYTHING BILL.
(I don't remember any bill named the "anti Womens everything bill" Besides if you're going to keep hanging Aiken around the Republicans necks, in spit of the RNC witholding any further funding of his campaign, and despite EVERY Republican with any standing calling for his withdrawl, then let's have John Corzine who lost BILLIONS of investor dollars hung around Obama's neck!)

NO PLANNED PARENTHOOD. NO BIRTH CONTROL. VIAGRA FOR THE MEN
(I don't believe there was ever a bill denying women birth control, just denying making me pay for it)

THE MAN'S WIFE MIGHT JUST HAVE STOPPED HAVING SEX WITH HIM BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T
WANT OR NEED ANY MORE CHILDREEN.
(THIS is a salient point? Where do you get the idea his wife stopped having sex with him, or why? Michelle Obama doesn't have sex with Barack anymore because she's a freakin' COW!, There's that's about as meaningful as what you said, but you're going to castigate ME for being disrespectful of the FLOTUS )

WAKE UP, ROMNEY IS A CALCULATER, HE IS NOT A HUMAN BEING.


Wow Rick, you used to be able to conduct a coherent conversation, or at least semi-literate.
CelticBomber Offline
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a politics forum on a cigar auction site..... worst idea ever? SMH...
Whistlebritches Offline
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Rick

I've always known you never let facts get in the way of stirring the pot.

Thank You CW for clearing this right up.

Now Rick you go take a nap,they'll be along here shortly with your Geritol/Viagra smooothie.............................that I paid for.


Ron
CWFoster Offline
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You're more than welcome whistlebritches! My personal fave are the feminazis who say "Government out of my uterus!" and my reply is always "Fine but John Q. Taxpayer doesn't want to leave his wallet in there!"

So let's get out of their uteruses (or would that be uteri?) and stop funding birth control and Planned Partenthood conducted abortions! It's their CHOICE, let THEM pay for it!
pdxstogieman Offline
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calavera wrote:
It is the usual liberal tactic of spewing as much hate and lies as possible, and having the media pick it up and spread it to the point that some sheeple start to believe it as the truth.

If a monkey throws enough poop at something, some will eventually stick to it and start to stink. Libs know the theory well.

So here's a fact jack. Paul Ryan is such D bag he has to lie about his personal best time running a marathon. Not only lie but tell a lie of dbagtastic proportions. Said he ran a marathon in 2hrs 50 something minutes when he actually took over 4 hours.

http://www.salon.com/2012/09/02/paul_ryans_marathon_lie/

As someone who actually has run a marathon in 2 hrs 53 minutes 16 seconds, I find it laughable this guy can glibly prevaricate not only slightly but momentously.

looks like the poop on Ryan is from crapping in his own pants, not anything thrown at him. By the way, nice job of the usual rightwing tactic of playing the victim when you're actually the perp.





J
CWFoster Offline
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pdxstogieman wrote:



wow, nothing to add stogieman? Just parroting the usual crap as per the usual liberal line?

I couldn't care LESS about Ryans best time in a marathon. I could beat three I'm sure (we ARE talking DAYS here, right?) If the worst lie Obama, Biden, Reid, and Pelosi ever told was their time to finish a race, they might be harder to beat, but when they reduce the unemployment figures by redefining who's unemployed ("well, those people aren't unemployed anymore, because they've given up and stopped looking"), And raise the employment numbers by counting Census workers they KNOW will be unemployed in six months, and in some cases, letting them go, and rehiring them so they could show TWO hires, and spend $800 BILLION dollars to stimulate the econmy, and give that to cronys that invest in about to go bankrupt green businesses, solar panel companies relocating their plants to Mexico, and Electric car companies in FINLAND. What does anyone care what Ryans old sweatsocks smell like?
pdxstogieman Offline
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CWFoster wrote:
wow, nothing to add stogieman? Just parroting the usual crap as per the usual liberal line?

I couldn't care LESS about Ryans best time in a marathon. I could beat three I'm sure (we ARE talking DAYS here, right?) If the worst lie Obama, Biden, Reid, and Pelosi ever told was their time to finish a race, they might be harder to beat, but when they reduce the unemployment figures by redefining who's unemployed ("well, those people aren't unemployed anymore, because they've given up and stopped looking"), And raise the employment numbers by counting Census workers they KNOW will be unemployed in six months, and in some cases, letting them go, and rehiring them so they could show TWO hires, and spend $800 BILLION dollars to stimulate the econmy, and give that to cronys that invest in about to go bankrupt green businesses, solar panel companies relocating their plants to Mexico, and Electric car companies in FINLAND. What does anyone care what Ryans old sweatsocks smell like?



Ryan's a liar. Fact. Where am I incorrect?
cwilhelmi Offline
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From Fox News -- Link below -- YES, Ryan is a liar that is why zealots love him.

On the other hand, to anyone paying the slightest bit of attention to facts, Ryan’s speech was an apparent attempt to set the world record for the greatest number of blatant lies and misrepresentations slipped into a single political speech. On this measure, while it was Romney who ran the Olympics, Ryan earned the gold.
The good news is that the Romney-Ryan campaign has likely created dozens of new jobs among the legions of additional fact checkers that media outlets are rushing to hire to sift through the mountain of cow dung that flowed from Ryan’s mouth. Said fact checkers have already condemned certain arguments that Ryan still irresponsibly repeated.

Fact: While Ryan tried to pin the downgrade of the United States’ credit rating on spending under President Obama, the credit rating was actually downgraded because Republicans threatened not to raise the debt ceiling.

Fact: While Ryan blamed President Obama for the shut down of a GM plant in Janesville, Wisconsin, the plant was actually closed under President George W. Bush. Ryan actually asked for federal spending to save the plant, while Romney has criticized the auto industry bailout that President Obama ultimately enacted to prevent other plants from closing.

Fact: Though Ryan insisted that President Obama wants to give all the credit for private sector success to government, that isn't what the president said. Period.

Fact: Though Paul Ryan accused President Obama of taking $716 billion out of Medicare, the fact is that that amount was savings in Medicare reimbursement rates (which, incidentally, save Medicare recipients out-of-pocket costs, too) and Ryan himself embraced these savings in his budget plan.

Elections should be about competing based on your record in the past and your vision for the future, not competing to see who can get away with the most lies and distortions without voters noticing or bother to care. Both parties should hold themselves to that standard. Republicans should be ashamed that there was even one misrepresentation in Ryan’s speech but sadly, there were many.


Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2012/08/30/paul-ryans-speech-in-three-words/#ixzz25PpvIf5L
cwilhelmi Offline
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For a more simple and humorous version

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/418523/august-30-2012/paul-ryan-s-misleading-gop-convention-speech
tank71663 Offline
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********************************************************************************************
Fact: While Ryan blamed President Obama for the shut down of a GM plant in Janesville, Wisconsin, the plant was actually closed under President George W. Bush. Ryan actually asked for federal spending to save the plant, while Romney has criticized the auto industry bailout that President Obama ultimately enacted to prevent other plants from closing.

********************************************************************************************


NOT TRUE...



The Washington Post, and a host of other liberal media outlets, are calling this passage “misleading” because the Janesville plant “closed before the president was inaugurated.” The Post is dead wrong. Here are the facts:

1. On February 13, 2008 Obama said in Janesville : “I believe that if our government is there to support you, and give you the assistance you need to re-tool and make this transition, that this plant will be here for another hundred years.”

2. In June 2008 GM announced that the Janesville plant would stop production of medium-duty trucks by the end of 2009, and stop production of large SUVs in 2010 or sooner.

3. In October 2008 Obama doubled down on his promise to keep Janesville plant open: “As president, I will lead an effort to retool plants like the GM facility in Janesville so we can build the fuel-efficient cars of tomorrow and create good-paying jobs in Wisconsin and all across America.”

4. In December 2008 GM idled production of GM SUVs at the Janesville plant. Medium-duty truck assembly continued.

5. In April 2009, four months after Obama was inaugurated, GM idled production of medium-duty trucks.

6. In September 2011, more than two years after Obama was inaugurated, GM reiterates that Janesville plant is on “stand by status.” Auto industry observer David Cole, tells the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel it would be premature to say the Janesville plant will never reopen.

Today the GM facility in Janesville still has not been retooled “so we can build the fuel-efficient cars of tomorrow and create good-paying jobs,” as Obama promised.



and YES I live in Wisconsin...very close to where these plants are located....and they WERE still open when Obama took office........


Tank
teedubbya Offline
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So it's still open! This is great news.
tank71663 Offline
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yep...according to them...still open...aka...not closed

BUT...

Zero production and Zero Employees....but sure, still open...??...

DrMaddVibe Offline
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TsV_Z0NPCA
jfeng Offline
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What exiting news that the plant i ACTUALLY still open. God bless those lucky union workers there so they still vote for OBAMA.
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RICKAMAVEN wrote:


TAMPA (The Borowitz Report)—In his
speech to the Republican National
Convention last night, Vice-Presidential
nominee Paul Ryan test-drove what the
Romney-Ryan campaign says will be a major
theme for the 2012 Republican campaign:
“lying about everything.”

“The question was, how many whoppers
could you pack into one speech?” the
campaign adviser Tracy Klugian said. “All I
can say is, when Fox News accuses a
Republican of lying, you know you’ve
witnessed something historic.”

Mr. Ryan pronounced himself pleased with
his performance, noting that he only strayed
into the truth when he recited the names of
his wife and children.

“That won’t happen again,” he laughed. “Call
it opening-night jitters.”

As for Presidential nominee Mitt Romney, he
said he was working “around the clock” to
add additional lies to his speech tonight:
“I’m no Paul Ryan, but, darn it, I’m going to
do my best.”




Really sad!!!!
chemyst Offline
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HockeyDad wrote:
The problem with Republicans is that they think all Democrats just want free stuff paid for by someone else.
The Problem with Democrats is they think all Republicans are azzholes because they won't give Democrats more free stuff.


Bingo!

Dems = Tax and Spend
Reps = Borrow and Spend

The only thing they have in common is SPEND.

Waayyy past time to cut SPENDing.

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